'Ello! I'm Reeta Did! Yes, I speak in a British accent, and yes, it's pronounced like you think it is. I see you smirking.

I come from Sector 8, the Clothing and Textiles Sector! I'm sittin' here, sewing a dress, fit for a Mary Sue, which I'm sure someone has submitted. It always happens.

"Attention, workers!" A man said over a speaker, "You have the rest of the day off for the Choosing. I'm off to be an extra in another parody, please don't rebel while I'm gone."

I was so happy, I began to SING! After several minutes of singing, only FOUR suicides! I must be getting a lot better...

I skipped off to the Choosing. Surely I will not be Chosen! I mean, the conspiracy theorists (or, as you may call 'em, fan fiction writers) say that the Choosing is fixed. Why would the Capitol want such a ridiculous name in their random fight to the death thingie?

Fifteen minutes later...

"And this year's Contestant is... Reeta Did!" The lady at the podium announced, "Come on up here, Kamuss Evermean!"

A man walked up to the lady at the podium and whispered something into her ear, "Never mind! It's R-E-E-T-A D-I-D! Wow, the names here are screwed the hell up!"

... Never mind about that thing I said earlier.


Thanks for reading! Reeta Did created by Readerwritereview! Here is the (updated) list of spots taken!

District One female.

District One Male.

District Two Female.

District Three Female.

District Four Male.

District Six Female.

District Seven Male.

District Seven Female.

District Eight Female.

District Nine Male.

District Eleven Male.

District Twelve Male.