Chapter 2- I HATE BARBIE?!

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Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight, do you think I would be writing fanfiction?

RPOV

I, for one, think this is a great idea. While everyone's busy panicking like 6 year olds. I jumped in first and yelled out...

"My turn first."

I flashed an angelic smile at Edward. He gulped. Saying the dreaded words that that were coming, I said

"Edward, truth or dare?"

Since I knew he was trying to read my mind, I thought of random dares I would never give him. Unable to stand the suspence, Edward yelled out...

"Just make up your mind, already!"

I announced, "You're going to perform Barbie Girl at the mall, wearing this."

I grabbed the key from Alice and rushed up to my closet. Coming back down, I held up the perfect dress. (Dress on profile, btw)

Edward's face paled even more when he caught sight of it. He then froze in shock. Bella giggled but stopped when she saw the murderous look on his face. Everyone started to crack up. Looking at Edward, I remembered the phrase, if looks could kill. If they could, everyone would be dead and buried by now.

He roared, "I AM NOT DOING THIS!"

I did my best to look innocent and said, "Would you rather go to school naked?"

Somebody muttered (*cough*Emmett*cough*)," Now there's a shocker." Edward glared.

EPOV

I can't believe she was doing this to me! Once we are done with this game, I swear that pixie will be sorry she ever messed with Edward Cullen...

"Hurry up! It's almost showtime!" Rosalie called over her shoulder. Bella had to drag me out of the car in, of course, the most hideous dress of all time. Naturally it had to be pink.

As I shoved rudely on stage by Emmett and Jasper (Stifling laughter, no doubt), I got the shock of my life. Most of my classmates were there including the very despicable Mike Newton. I looked backstage at Bella, and my mouth became a grim determined line. The music started.

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

My exit was followed by a babble of excited voices, exclaiming.

"Of all things, why 'Barbie Girl'?"

"Wonder where he got that horrible dress."

"I always knew Cullen was gay. Now he's proved it to the world."

The last thought was repeated over and over by Mike, who had a ridiculous grin plastered on his ugly remark. Now there was a guy who was stuck on top on my 'People I Need to Strangle' list. I grabbed Bella's hand and stomped angrily to the car, which was extremely hard to do thanks to the cursed heels I had to wear.