Chapter 4 - One way to ruin an evening
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EMPOV
I was glad Rosalie was happy, and I didn't want to ruin it, so I decided Bella would be my next target (SInce she was human, I was urprised that she hadn't been dared yet) Thinking hard, I finally found the perfect humiliation.
"Bella, darling," I cooed, "How would you like to go down? By truth or by dare?" and Edward, if you tell her, your Volvo is going to be dead.
She looked to Edward for some help, but he refused to help in fear for his precious Volvo.
"Definitely dare," she said bravely. Perfect.
"There's a certain boy who's been dying to ask you out, but has been rejected every time..." (AN: So everyone knows who I'm talking about, right?). Bella seemed to get what I was saying and turned ten shades of reed in anger and embarrassment. She didn't even notice Edward squeezing her shoulder.
"You're telling me to go out with that... that-"
"At least I didn't say you have to kiss him." I said, cutting her off. She suddenly paled, then slumped in a faint.
***
BPOV
When I regained consciousness, I was on the couch looking up at Edward's concerned eyes.
"You're alive! I was so worried," he nearly shouted. Then he looked at me sheepishly. "I guess I got a little hysterical while you were out."
"A little?" giggled Alice. "That's certainly the understatement of the year."
Edward gave her his best shut-up look.
"So..." Emmett cleared his throat and rubbed his hands gleefully. "Do you accept your doom?"
I stood my ground. If I was going down, then I was taking someone with me.
"Fine," I sighed, "But I heard there's this Victoria's Secret fashion show and they are dying for a new model. I think that would be a suitable dare for... let's say, Jasper, don't you think?" Jasper stood in shock, his mouth opening and closing like a fish, but not making a sound.
Finally he said," How'd you know I'd pick dare?"
I just smiled. "I know you'll look great in women's underwear."
Alice giggled but was silenced with a murderous glare from Jasper.
"Well, let's get started." I sighed.
***
Convincing Mike to go the fashion show was much easier than I expected. Getting him to calm down was not. He kept babbling and stammering on and on about how right I was in choosing him over Edward. I was struggling to resist the urge to send him into an endless sleep, the hard way, when the show started. When it was Jasper's turn, he performed beautifully, though I couldn't help giggling at his outfit (or the lack of it). The highlights of the date all included me shutting Mike up, slapping him and him grinning like a fool. Overall, it was extreme torture.
JPOV
I was horrified when I learned what I was going to wear, since Bella made me audition as a girl. I was, thankfully, somewhat educated in fashion, my wife being Alice, but I could never get over the fact that people today wore as little as possible. The people managing the event assumed I was a girl with a weird body and gave me a Hello Kitty bikini. Seriously? For some reason, even when I'd put it on, they still thought I was a girl. Bella's doing, no doubt. I could see her in the front row, shifting uncomfortably with Mike next to her. That sight gave me some comfort. Now and then, Mike would scoot closer to her and she'd slap him away. Amazing how annoying one could get without ending her patience.
BPOV
Towards the end of the show, Mike tried to kiss me.
Horrified, I pushed him on the ground hard, and hissed in his face, "For your information, the only reason I went out with you in the first place was because of a dare. I'm already getting married." (ouch...)
I didn't notice that I had my foot on his chest until he started wheezing and gasping fro air. Leaving him there, I went to congratulate (and tease) Jasper.
JPOV
This was the WORST day of my life (which was saying a lot considering how long I've lived)! I swear most of the audience (including Bella) was laughing or trying to be polite and keep a straight face. I didn't know which was worse. Bella came backstage after the show, grinning hugely, either because she ditched Mike and broke his heart or my choice of swimwear. I was so about to chew her out (not literally...), when she stopped and gave a puppy dog look with a "I'm sowwy, Jazzy." I wonder how Edward ever won her over in an argument.
Just then, Alice joined us and exclaimed, "Jazzy, you looked so adorable."
"Alice..." I began warily.
"Don't worry, I posted the pictures online for everyone to see over and over again..."
"YOU DID WHAT?!"
