Hi everybody. I originally intended this story to be a single oneshot, but since I never actually hit the complete, others thought this would be a continued story. So since I feel bad for not realizing, I'm turning this from a oneshot to a series of oneshots about Kaldur (Aqualad) and his interactions with the Team, the Justice League, and everybody in between.

This chapter: Kaldur must inform the Team the new rules Batman imposes. Wally isn't happy with the last one though.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

"Do you understand everything Kaldur?"

"Yes Batman, I will inform the Team as soon as possible."

"I expect that they follow these new rules and will not break them. If they do, it will be your responsibility to fix the problem."

"Yes Batman. I understand completely."

Kaldur turned away and walked slowly toward the living area of the Cave, pondering on what to tell the Team since some of the new rules seemed a bit harsh, while others seemed to be very reasonable.

Robin and Wally were sitting on the floor and playing a videogame, too busy shooting each other to realize Kaldur walked in. Superboy and M'gann were in the kitchen "cooking". Artemis was sitting on the couch reading a magazine. Zatanna was watching Robin and Wally play, well actually Robin win and Wally lose. Raquel was on her laptop computer, on some social network.

Raquel noticed him first when she looked up from her laptop.

"Hi Kal, what's up?"

Robin and Wally were too engrossed in their game to even realize what was going on.

"Team, I have something to inform you all on. Batman has updated the list of rules for the Cave."

That statement got the attention of the entire Team at once.

Conner and M'gann stopped making out and walked over. Raquel closed her laptop lid in fear. Robin and Wally paused their game and turned around before looking at each other before exclaiming simultaneously.

"The Bat-list? Nooooooooooo!"

"Yes, I tried to talk him out of giving us more rules but you know how that always goes."

The Team had tried protesting the rules on the Bat-list before. It didn't end pretty. Let's just say you don't want to wake up tied to on of the Cave's ceiling fans after going home for the night. It's still a wonder how Batman got Kaldur in Atlantis without anyone noticing.

Kaldur pulled out a list and began to list the new rules.

Rule 46: No shooting of any projectile weapons at anything or anyone unless aimed at a pre-approved target at a designated location. This is an expansion on Rule 43.

"That means no shooting Wally or the floor he's standing on Artemis."

"Hey! I don't shoot him that often. Only when he does something stupid!"

"These aren't my rules."

Rule 47: No spray paint allowed in the Cave without prior approval.

"That means you can't spray paint Roy's bike or anyone else's bike Wally."

"Hey! That was Robin last time!"

Kaldur decided to ignore the comment and continued reading.

Rule 48: Do not leave the Cave in uniform unless you are on a mission or patrol.

"I guess that one makes sense. And Robin, you can't wear Wally's uniform into town and flirt with the girls. Even if it is mildly amusing."

"Humph fine."

Rule 49: No using the Cave's Wifi to illegally download music.

"We're supposed to be better than that Raquel."

"Hey! That new album was expensive! And sold out I might add."

"Not the point. We really shouldn't be the ones doing this. At least wait until you get home."

Rule 50: No "Triple Super Sugar Sugar Sugar Chocolates" allowed in the Cave. Not even the 0.00000000001 calorie reduced diet kind.

"That means you Wally."

"WHAT?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"

Artemis decided this was the best time to step in. Basically, that meant it was the worst time.

"Calm down, Baywatch, it's only candy."

"ONLY CANDY? IT'S NOT JUST CANDY, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE!"

"Batman never said you can't eat candy, it's just that kind."

"THAT'S THE BEST KIND!"

"And the one that gets you hyper. See how hyped up you are about this?"'

"I AM SO CALM! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CALM IN MY LIFE!"

Kaldur had enough and decided to stop this screamfest.

"Wally, I will happily buy you some more as long as you don't eat them inside the Cave or return to the Cave within 1 hour of eating them. I'm just going to throw out the ones you keep in your locker."

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"

Wally sprinted down the corridor toward his locker and grabbed his candy, before dashing off toward town to most likely pig out.

"*Sigh* Why is it always me?"

Yeah... This was a really weird and weak chapter... Please don't judge me.

I know many, many authors have written various Cave rule lists and if you have, I'm not trying to copy you, I was considered the existence of one too on my own and these rules are just made up for fun. PM me if you have a problem with any of these or I wrote one too similarly to you by coincidence.

Anyway, I'm making this into a small series of oneshots. If you have any story ideas for any future chapters, just leave a review!

~The Archer Artemis