You think you own whatever note you land on!

Beethoven's just a dead man for music you can't claim!

Because I am the embodiment of AWESOME!

I am man man, not man girl or girl man,

BOW DOWN TO MEIN AWESOMENESS

You think the only people who are people, are people who are pianists just like you! But if you walk the footsteps of Mein AWESOME, oh wait you can't, you're just a girl man, hahahahahaha!

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WOLF CRY OF MEIN AWESOMENESS

And have you shown Hungary man girl this?

Can you play piano on the water island all the time?

Do you admit to yourself that you're a priss?

Do you admit to yourself that you're a priss who's not AWESOME LIKE ME

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Vell? You liking the parody so far Austria?

Come run the hidden awesome trails of my army

Come taste the sucky feeling of being a LOSER

Come roll in all the riches that you once had

All that you loved, all that made you strong

Now all that's gone and MINE

Ludwig as you know is Mein bruder

My diary and Gilbird are Mein friends

And we are all connected to each other

Look around you, see my awesome!? It never ends!

How high can prissy Austria sing?

If you take away his piano, HE'LL STILL SING LIKE CRAPOLA MEIN GOTT MEIN EARS HURT STOP SINGING LIKE THE GIRL YOU ARE AUSTRIA

And you'll never know the true root of Mein awesomeness

Or whether France's a manly girl or girly man!

We need to stop what you're doing and accept that you're a LOSER

Do you admit to yourself that you're a priss?

You can play Mozart and still, Chopin your anger until…

YOU CAN ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A PRISSY GIRL MAN

And that I'm A.W.E.S.O.M.E.

SO SUCK IT LOSERS!

Thank you~

KESESESE! SUCK IT LOSER!