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Third Person Omnicient
Lady Tsunade's voice raged throughout the halls of the Hokage building. She chucked a lamp at Sasuke's face, but he swiftly knocked it aside to the ground.
"Kabuto was right in front of your face," She growled. "and you did nothing to try and immobilize him!"
Sasuke made no eye contact, unable to face his consequence. "Yes, m'lady."
Naruto stammered. "L-Lady Tsuande. I-I uhh.. I'm the one that didn't confront Kabuto and made Sasuke leave." The Hokage's eyes widened enough to be golf balls. Steam seemed to rise out of her head.
"For Chrissake, Naruto! I expected more out of you, being as God-fearing as you are! Damn it!" She smashed her fists on the desk where there were few papers laying gracefully, creating two deep craters in the wood.
Naruto fumbled with his fingers. "Did...did I mention that Kakashi-sensei was with us when this happened?"
Without making eye contact, she summoned a Jonin ninja tag-teamed with a medical ninja. She gave them a slip of clean white paper with details of Orochimaru on it. The pair dashed out, leaving the Hokage, Sasuke, and Naruto silent in the room overlooking The Hidden Leaf Village. A knock resonated from the open doorway where Negi stood.
"Lady Hokage," he said under his breath. "Do you need my assistance?"
"Actually," she said cheerily. "yes I do. Can you keep these two..." she winced at Sasuke and Naruto. "...ninja... out of trouble and into their right minds to get the job done?"
Negi laughed. "Yes, my lady." and walked out. Sasuke glanced at Naruto and fixated his glare at Tsunade. "And why is he going to follow us around? We are fully capable of-"
"You have not proved to me that you are capable of handling such a small, involuntary duty to attend to. Now, if you two don't screw this shit up, I might be able to let this go and give you both missions that aren't a waste of time. Understood?"
Naruto and Sasuke stood in front of her and nodded affirmatively. "Yes, Lady Hokage!"
She sighed and gave them the same slip of paper she gave the two Jonin. "Report to me once you get information about Kabuto and Kakashi's whereabouts, or disable Kabuto. You are dismissed." Sasuke and Naruto bowed to her, and ran out to where they last saw their beloved team leader.
Kabuto's Point of View
A drop of sweat trickled down Kakashi's cheek, revealing a strain in his normal eye. "Your human side grows weary," I said to him. He had regained his ground after I activated Chakra no Mesu. It seemed he was risisting my presence. It wasn't my fault that Orochimaru wanted me to get Kakashi and take him to our hide out.
"Damn it, Kabuto," he panted under his breath. "What the hell do you want with me!"
"You," I chuckled. "Moreof your abilities."
He spit blood from his mouth and his Sharingan was pulsating. "Kabuto, I have no time for this, no effort, and no ambition. What makes you think I would ever help you and mister Hot Fuck himself?"
"Tsk tsk... Kakashi, you never were a good ninja to abduct. You speak too much." His head lifted to meet my eyes from an angle, his Sharingan closest to me.
"Speaking," He smudged a drop of blood that dripped down the side of his mouth. "is what I do best!"
He placed his left hand over his right, and sparks began to fly from them. "Chidori... Really?" I laughed and tried pointing my finger at him. "...What-" My vision seemed to blur together, until I saw nothing in front of me but an open clearing from the forest. The sparks disappered and looked around the area in suspicion. Suddenly my feet got pulled under ground, and before you know it, I'm literally up to my chin in Earth.
"Fuck." Kakashi stood above me with a laugh in his breath, his eyes squinting from his smile.
"Kabuto, Kabuto," He laughed. "When will you learn?" As soon as my mind collected and I realized that I had been foolishly tricked by the trickster himself, I heard the shot patter of running footsteps and two familar voices.
"Kakashi sensei!" Naruto yelled from afar, followed by a soft chuckle from Sasuke. They surrounded me.
"So," Kakashi smirked and pulled his headband down over his eye. "What is it that you need me for, again?"
Author's Note: I don't know if I will be able to update everyday, but I'll try my best! Thanks for staying tuned!
~Jenn
