Even Angels Have Their Wicked SchemesChapter OneWARNING: Canon X Canon, Yaoi, possibly OCCness, Alternate Occurrences from the Manga/Anime, Alternate Universe, and Odd Twists as well as possible Spelling/Grammar Mistakes will be found in this literature. You've been warned-if you don't like these, I suggest you refrain from reading this.DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or its characters used in this FanFiction, as Naruto and all of its characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

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Zetsu stood up and followed the man. "Of course. I am the one who found him." He said and climbed into the ambulance with the men and Tobi. I don't know why.. But for some reason I really want to be there for this kid..Yeah.. like I need to take care of him.. Zetsu looked at the roof of the ambulance. but why?

The Paramedic looked over to Zetsu once they were situated in the ambulance, "Can you tell me anything about his condition? Do you know how he is feeling? Is he able to respond to questioning himself?" he asked, needing any and all information, as it could be very useful when treating the boy. Health was to be taken with care, and with care he would take it.

Zetsu's thought were cut of by the man's questions. "He told me he was afraid when I found him. he could reply earlier but.. But every time.. He was stuttering. And earlier he was swaying and he sound like he was going to pass out. I think He lost a lot of blood." Zetsu informed quickly.

The paramedic nodded, "Thank you." he said, taking many quick notes. The ambulance parked and the four paramedics from earlier hurried out with Tobi, into the emergency room, taking the notes. The fifth paramedic stayed with Zetsu. "He's been rushed into emergency care. You can wait for him in the waiting room, or give us your contact information and we will inform you when he is able to have visitors or go home." The paramedic laid out Zetsu's options before him as the two walked up to the front desk of the emergency room.

"I'll wait for him." He said immediately. Dammit Shiro. We didn't even eat dinner yet. I know, but we should still wait for him.

The paramedic nodded and left Zetsu in the waiting room.

A couple hours passed, and a nurse came out to Zetsu. "The young boy you brought in, he has been operated on and bandaged up-we called his parents for permission, a doctor recognized him. You can come back and see him if you'd like, however, he is not awake." She informed him, waiting to see if she would be leading him back to Tobi or not.

"I'll come." He said and followed the nurse to where Tobi was. He stood in the doorway and looked at him for a few moments, but then walked over and sat in a chair next to his bed. "So, what about his eye?" Zetsu asked the nurse.

The nurse frowned, then shook her head. "His left eyes had to be removed.. And his right is forever without pigment, leaving it to be red.. It's sad, he's so young, cute too. It'll be hard for him to find a girl to accept him now, though.."

Zetsu frowned and sighed. "I don't know. I think he'll be fine without one." He said. "He was able to tell me he was afraid.. not many people can tell a stranger their feelings. Since he was able to it shows how strong he is."

The nurse nodded, "That is true. I'll leave you alone with him for a bit." She said, exiting the room.
A couple minutes after the nurse exited the room, Tobi woke up. He looked around, slowly and carefully sitting up. "W-Where.. Where is Tobi..?" He asked, sounding drowsy. "A.. Hospital?" He turned to look next to him and saw Zetsu, and everything came back to him instantly. His hand immediately went up to his left eye, but he felt no blood and no pain there. But he did feel bandages. "Z-Zetsu.." He said, "That.. That was your name, right?"

Zetsu smiled and nodded. "Yeah.. You took quite a beating back there. Are you sure you don't still need to rest?" He asked. Mentaly, Kiro and shiro were fighting about how one was talking more than the other.

Tobi nodded and smiled a bit, "Tobi's sure.. Tobi's fine.. Only his eye was injured. Or, injured more than Tobi is every day, do it's not a problem." He replied. "Thank you.. Very much." He said, then looked to the door as he heard someone enter-it was a woman who had raven hair as he himself did. She stood in the doorway staring in shock at Tobi, who stared back. The woman glanced to Zetsu, then back to Tobi. A heavy silence cloaked the room.

Zetsu stood up. "I guess I'll be going." Zetsu lifted his black hand and ruffled Toby's hair. "Get some sleep anyway.." He said. He walked out, Nodding to the woman as he passed her. As the door shut, he leaned against it, to hear what they would say.

Tobi only vaguely heard Zetsu's words and felt his hand on his head-he was too busy staring in shock at the woman before him. "M-Mom..?" He stuttered, the woman's, supposedly his mother's, eyes brimmed with tears and she ran over to his bed and hugged him. "Oh gosh, Tobi, I'm so glad you're okay." Was all Tobi could make out of what his mother said before she starting rambling on quickly about how happy she was, how glad she was, how worried she had been when she got the call, but Tobi cut her off. "M-Mom.. D-Dad isn't c-coming.. I-I-Is he?" He asked, voice wavering as he stuttered, voice filled with what seemed to be fear.

A tall man that was moderately well-build came walking down the hall towards Tobi's room. He wore a suit and looked professional, his dark brown hair combed neatly. He stopped in front of Zetsu, "Would this be the room of Tobi Uchiha?" He asked the green haired male.

Zetsu nodded and stood out of the way. "Oh yes. I apologize for getting in your way." He said, slightly nodding to the man. The man looked familiar. Is he that guy? What guy? You know. From TV. There are a lot of guys from TV. I know that stupid. I mean the really famous guy. *mental sigh*


Tobi's mom loosened the hug and looked at Tobi, "Why, yes, he is. He was with me before I ran off to find your room.." She replied and Tobi seemed to shrink. "M-Mom.. T-Tobi-" He was cut off by his mom standing up straight and heading to the door, "I should go find him.. I'll be right back quickly." She said, moving across the long room swiftly.

The man nodded. "Not a problem, son. Thank you." He said before entering the room, upon which all sounds seemed to stop, including the footsteps coming towards the door.

Zetsu leaned against the wall. So why are we waiting? Hmm... Contact information? Good excuse Zetsu felt a bit bad for eavesdropping, but Kuro just convinced Shiro it was just accidentally listening.

Tobi froze immediately on the site of the man, slowly sinking deeper and deeper into the hospital bed until he couldn't sink anymore. Tobi's mother had stopped when he came into the room and smiled at him, opening her mouth to speak, only to be cut off by a hand motion from the man, who was Tobi's father. He strode up to his son's side, watching him with cold, dead, emotionless eyes. "What happened?" He demanded, and his son opened his mouth, but no words came. He waited patiently, and Tobi finally found his voice. "T-Tobi.. T-Tobi was b-beaten u-up-" he was cut off by a swift slap to his right cheek from his father. "You disgrace the Uchiha family name, Tobi. Our long line is known well far and wide for its combat skills, intelligence, and cool, calm demeanor. All of which you lack, even being the son of the head of the house." His father's gaze grew more condescending by the second. "And now, you've lost an eye-a valuable asset in intimidation. You've disappointed me gravely." He finished, scorn evident on his face. Tobi hadn't moved other than a slight shaking. "Y-Yes father, I-I a-apologize." He stuttered, refusing to allow his anger or angst to seep into his words.

"Very well. Also, you'll be staying with the Branch family until you redeem yourself." Tobi's father finished, then exited the room threw the back emergency exit. Tobi's mother shook slightly, tearing up a bit. She looked to her son, who shook his head, smiled at her, and nodded. She nodded back to him as a thanks before running after her husband, glad to have an understanding son.

Tobi sighed heavily, relaxing once he was no longer in the presence of his father, letting his emotions out more. "Tobi didn't mean it.." He mumbled, shaking his head. "He doesn't ever mean to disgrace the family.. Tobi supposes... He isn't an Uchiha by heart.. Like his mother.." Tobi stopped talking to himself there, then frowned when he realized the slight sound breathing. ".. Zetsu.. I know you're outside the door.." He slightly called. However, Tobi was fairly sure he had better senses than the other Uchihas.

Zetsu sighed and came into the room. He had his hands up and a smile on his face. "You caught me." He said softly, hiding his shock fom the previous incident. So he an Uchiha, huh? I told you I recognized the old guy. You weren't talking about that bastard so impolitely earlier. Shut up. I should say the same to you, stupid Shiro.

Tobi couldn't help but smile a bit, a smirk merging with his smile though. "Of course Tobi did." He said, sitting up some. "So.. Is there a reason you waited? Tobi means.. You've already done so much for him, and you don't know him.. You could have gone." He asked, glancing around him a bit, checking to make sure he wasn't hooked up to anything, planning on getting out of the hospital bed. It wasn't like he needed it.

Zetsu felt blush come to his face. I suddenly can't remember the excuse..'Lemme handle it. "I wondered if you wanted contact information." He said. Then Shiro thought of something to add. "Besides, after helping you, I thought we could maybe be friends?" He said nervously. Kuro caught on quickly. "And we could protect you and pick you up from school and stuff." He said, neither him or Shiro noticing he said we.

Tobi blinked, then blinked again and did a double take. A grin spread across his face broadly as he nodded, "Tobi likes those ideas!" He said, slipping out of the hospital bed and stretching. "Tobi has some paper to give contact information in his schoolbag-" he stopped and looked around, realizing he was in a hospital gown. "Wherever it went.." Tobi finished, looking around the room. He acted completely oblivious to the fact Zetsu addressed himself as 'we', though he had heard it perfectly fine; however, he had already picked up on Zetsu's split personalities and didn't feel it needed to be brought up. He talked in third person the majority of the time, why couldn't the only person who ever wanted to be his friend speak as if he were two people?

Zetsu spotted Tobi's schoolbag on a chair near the door. Zetsu picked it up and placed it on Tobi's bed. "Looking for this?" Zetsu said with a smirk on his face. "If you have a phone, we can exchange numbers?" Zetsu suggested, not sure whether or not Tobi would think it would be considered going to far.

Tobi nodded, going over to the schoolbag and retrieving little papers and pens, handing on sheet of paper to Zetsu along with a pen. "Oh, Tobi has a phone, that's a good idea. O-Oh, but Tobi's going to give you his cousin's address.. Since he'll be staying there a while." He replied, writing quickly. Tobi handed Zetsu the paper quickly, the words written in orange ink:
'Tobi Obito Uchiha
2113 Sharingan Road
Whitehaven, England 18763
336-876-0099'

Zetsu nodded and put the paper into his pocket. "So where do you go to school? I can pick you up afterwards?" Zetsu asked. Yeah, no one with bully him if he has a scary, tall, green haired, half black, half white friend pick him up from school every day. I know! It's a great Idea! It was sarcasm. Stupid Shiro.

Tobi nodded, "Tobi goes to Konoha High School.. Only if it isn't too troublesome for you to pick him up.."

Zetsu smiled. "Sounds great! Oh, and by the way... You wouldn't happen to be an Uchiha would you?" He asked, quickly followed by Kuro getting mental slapped by Shiro. What if he thinks we are just using him to get his family's money?! You blew it! Oh damn.. I didn't think about that. Shiro quickly thought of a cover up excuse for Kuro's stupid question. "Of course, we are just interested out of Curiosity. We saw that man come in and thought he looked quite familiar, and soon realized who he was." Nice save, but you forgot to mention something. What? That that guy was a bastard.

Tobi blinked, "Didn't Tobi write that..? O-Oh, well, yes, Tobi is an Uchiha, but... Not a very good one." He responded, scratching the back of his head.

Zetsu blushed. "Oh.. I guess I wasn't paying much attention to the note then..b. So what makes you 'not a very good' Uchiha? huh? you seem pretty impressive to me. You even knew I was outside the door." Zetsu said, not understanding what Tobi meant.

Tobi blushed, flustered a bit. "O-Oh.. T-Tobi meant.. W-Well.. Tobi isn't like the.. Other Uchihas.. He wouldn't hurt a fly.. A-And he's too happy.. And they think Tobi's stupid.." He mumbled his reasoning, ashamed of himself, and fearful of the faults that drove his family to reject him causing his new friend to also reject him.

Zetsu walked over and placed his hand on Tobi's head. "I think it's a good thinm your happy and nice. It proves your innocence. It makes you look cuter too. And you aren't stupid. If you were, you wouldn't know that you needed to run." Zetsu said, tring hard to prove to Tobi that he's awesome.

Tobi blinked and blushed a little. "T-Thank you, Zetsu." He replied with a smile.