Sherlock: The Final Act
Thunder. Enter the three FORENSIC SCIENTISTS

First Scientist
Thrice the linseed oil was trod.
Second Scientist
Thrice and once the Sergeant whined.
Third Scientist
Anderson cries, "Crime scene, crime scene!"
First Scientist
Round the houses taxis go;
Shoot the poison'd cabby through-
John, that marksman so true.
A to Z has answers too
Smugglin' - Hang Zhou - Lucky Cat,
Jade pin points t' the treach'rous rat.
ALL
Trouble, trouble- for stunt doubles;
He will burn, or his friends stumble.
Second Scientist
Fridge contains a severed head,
In the microwave it's said-
Human Eyes and bag of toes,
Seems like there, anything goes,
Adler's whip and Sherlock's sheet,
Wonder what is underneath...
For a show of powerful trouble,
Moriarty foils and chuckles.
ALL
Trouble, trouble- for stunt doubles;
Holmes does fall, and his friends crumble.
Third Scientist
Young Carl Powers, Connie Prince,
Explosive vests, make them wince
In a twist'd bed-sheet dressed,
Heart of nation- pants would be best,
Photo of promiscuous Royal,
Break the code, to prove you're loyal
Stricken by the hound from hell,
And a rabbit named Bluebell,
Mem'ry of Liberty In
Hallucinogen makes heads spin,
Sherlock's smart - he will win.
Add thereto a criminal's theories,
For the ingredients of our series.
ALL
Trouble, trouble- for stunt doubles;
Holmes will fall, then his friend crumbles.
Second Scientist
Now the show is caught in verse,
Start again with the Empty Hearse...