WELCUM 2 DA SEKINT CHAPTRU OF (fuk i men FURD CHAPTRU) OF YOU AINT GETTIN IT CHILWE PART 8 "REBAS TEXAS FANSTYE" in dis chaptry, da womyn n da chirun TEST DER STRENGF wen DA CROSSOVA CROSSIS OVA WIT ANUVA UNIVARSE!

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PREVUSLY ON "REBA TEXAN FANCY"

(go bak n red it u lazy fuk)

NOW ON "REBA SHOW"

"u spint a owful lotta tim in masa2shits…" i say 2 ma husbin in a fleshbak. i hold ma cofey mug clos 2 ma bress n powt ma dik sukin lips mmm i jus ned u

"i hav a busines metin in bostin n i wil alsu fuk sum arabien pussey wen im der see u in 3 days bye" sed ma hubby as he wok away. den all of a suddin i FWWWWSSHHHH around HOPIN 2 C HIM DER! but he gawn - "WEN DA ICY WIND BLOWS U REMEMBA DAT ITS ME HU FELS DA COLT MUST OF AWL!" i sey CRAYIN "ITS NOT 2 L8! U'LL ALWAYZ HAV A PLASE 2 CUM!" i shuddur n fal 2 ma nees in da airprot… ma neecaps BRAK cuz i wuz su fat bak den o fuk….. i neva see him agen.

"it wuz da summa i trund 18" i sed wen da flashbek quibbuld bak 2 realitey "mama wushd n compt n cruled ma har n i put on a red drese n i luukd at maslef in a lookin glas n i remba ma mama sayin i lookd fancey n dat i shud b a hookur" i sturtid 2 cry 2 da crimnel mines ppl "i neva wanti hooka n i neva wantid 2 be HIS TRU ONE!" DEN I SARAH JESIKA PARKER FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK'd DA VASE ! "I JUS WAN MA KIDS BAK 4GIV ME FO WUT I DO!"

BAK IN DA WAREHOWS OF TORI DEATH:

"omg" sad kyra "im fludded wit feer" she quibbuld….

"UR GUNA B FLUEDED WIT SUMFIN!" sad TORI CUNTIN

("WITTY" sed u as a viewer cuz u get ma humer)

da lites went on in da rume.. "OMG" its a poole filld wit BRUITFUL cholera "i dun wan 2 swim tori" sad kyra "i jus ate liek 45 mins agu"

"fukin lies….. AWL LIES!" TORI SCREM! "THREE…. cum in hur"

in dat instince, THREE, the HAWTIST guy frum 90876 cam in2 da scen. he was hie on GUHUBBAH "IMA DEEEEEMOONNNNNNUNUNUN" sed FREE

"hay tori.." sed kyra wit a tuch of CUNT "i luvd u in tori n deen da sho on slise…"

"DIE U FUKIN LIER!" SCREMD TORI AS THREE SPIN ARUND N ELBOEW KYRA IN DA FACE BRAKIN HUR BONES SO GOOD AS SHE FALL WIT SUTCH GRASE UNTIL HUR ANORIXIC HED CRAKD OPIN ON DA KORNER OF DA POOLE

"2 dowen, 1 2 go" sed tori wit a tuch of WET PUSSY

menwhilo:

"i cunt seem 2 trak da signal frum cheyanse GPS clit ring" sed garseah wit no amoshin "mayb shi die?"

"DUN SAY DAT!" sad ME "SHI WUZ DA HOLE REZIN VAN WUZ ON DA SHOW WIFOUT HIM I HAV NO LAFFS"

"ok reba i think u ned 2 sit dowen" sad JJ as shi stab me wif sedative

"ok" i say as i slep

"OK garsea how is hur CLIT not radiatin a GPS signul - liek her pussey ALWAYZ SWOLE" sed shamur more (wen u tok ma clit swol 4 u sharmer SHUT UP REBA UR ASLEP o sry)

"MAYB BECUZ SHE AIN EVIN IN UR WURLD…." sed a voise dat i recognize

"omg" sed crimnel mines "SRAH MISCHEL BARTON I MEAN GELLAR"

"woa w8 - dey in da bufey worle?" axed prentis wit a tuch uf OMG I HAT BUFFY CROSEOVEAS

"nu…. RINGA" sed SMG wit a role of da eyes

dey all gaspin cuz of da shoke "uy wud tori go in2 ringa wurld 2 kill da chilwes?" axed shamur

"wel…. i hat 2 admit it but sinse it wuz on da CW no1 payd attenshun 2 it wen it wuz on TV n now dat its…..u no…..cansilled NO1 is finkin bowt it.. purfekt plase 2 kiwl 3 keds.." said SMG wit a bit uf "I MISS DA WB"

omg "sad evry1" show us da wai!

"2 DA BUFFY WORLD!" sed SMG "fuk im so use 2 sayin dat in dese fukin stories…."

ahem

"2 DA RINGA WURLD!"

DUN DUN DUN

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REMEMBA WEN I SED STUFF WUD HAPPIN IN DIS STOREY WEL I 4GOT SO SHUDDUP