WELCUM BAK 2 MA STOREY BOOK TV SHO "REBA TAXES FANSY" I HOP U ENJOI DIS EPISUDE
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WIT A FWSH DARK PRENTIS USED HUR DARK POWAS AGENS US WOMIN! (abus/) WE FLY ACROSS DA ROAD IN2 SUM GARBITCH (which in da ringa wurld is ful uf DVD copeys of "PORTABELLO MUSHRUMS" )
"OMG MA DEODURANT SPESHAL!" see abiswiley as chi piked up half of hur drink n port it all ovur hur bodey senshuelly "mmm kinda likin da way it fel"
"gurl dis ain da tim nor da plase 4 dayordinate speshals!" i say "WE HAS 2 FITE DARK PRENTIS!" i pump owt ma bress 2 show u how tuff i em.
"UM IM A AORTHEAN I CUNT FITE WIT ANGUR" sed PARMINDER NAGRA! like teh bitch shi iz. i smakt hur in da fase cus im RAZIST
"PARMINDUR U BETTA FITE U CANNUT BARRY UR ANGUR" sed ROMA DOWNEY?
"omg roma how did u get her?" sed ALIAS as shi dustit off da garbitch n las nites deodurunt speshal (its semin)
"wel i am an angel n i em wite so i get 2 du wut i wunt wen i wunt." sed roma wit a tuch of holey bibble "now wer is dis dark prentis?" shi axesd
"rite der standin idle dis hole tim we hav bin tockin insted uf killin us wen shi had da chanse" sed alias wit a hint of "IS DIS MA SHOW?"
"o. well let me red a vurse frum da bibble"
she cler hur froat
"Hers ur wun chase Jesus dun lemme dowen!" sed roma wit a hint uf RESSUREKSHUN!
WIT A FWISHH OF OMINOUS LITE, A FIGGA CAM DOWEN FROM DA SKY!
"HOH!" SED JULIE CHEN AS SHI CRASHD 2 DA GROWNED "IM HER 2 DAFEND U!"
"can sum1 just fite me pls iv ben standin her 4 like 2 mins waitin fo u 2 attak" sad dark prentiss wit a hint uf dapresshun pills
"ackchewally im nut in da mood" sed jurie chenergy "i hav ma peried"
"omg me 2" sed dark prentice "wana bump cunts?"
"OKAY" sed a homeles womin
"WTF" SED EVERY1
MENWHILE:
"i can smell u!" SED RAY RULL LOWD 2 SCARE SWET HUNEY CHILWE. it wuz dark. his sistas wur dyin n he wuz next. he shuddad wit feer.
"RAY! UNDA DA STARS!" sed TORI CUNT wit a tuch uf SPELLING "GRAB HIM N RAP HIM LIEK U DID 2 ME IN SEZIN 6!" she LAFFT! ! !
he GRABD sweet hunny n startit 2 CHOKE HIM SO MUCH LIEK ANDY! when all of a sudan…
"STOP RITE DER!" sed a womin voise. ray freeze mid rape
"HU R U?" sed tori RULLY ANGRY LIKE BCUZ SHE DIN FINISH HUR PLAN
"I AM COLD CASE. AM HER 2 ARRES CHU FO RAPE OF DIS CHILWE!" sed cold case as a rat crawld owt of hur untamed weav.
"um cold case dis izn evin a cold case like it aint evin a case cuz iz liek happenin rite now so evin if it wer a case it wud b a warm 1 u no?" sed Ray "dis aint evin ur jewrishdiction
"o….fuk." sed colt case "well carey on. c u in 20 yurs wen i get bak 2 dis case bye" shi disapurred
"OK BAK 2 RAP! SED TORI SPELLING" sed ray
"what?"
ANYWAYS BAK 2 ME:
"GURL" sad me "WE AIN GAT TIM 2 FUKIN BUMP CUNTS DATS WUT BJ N I DID IN DA FURS EPIDOSE AN LUUK AT WUT HAS BECUM UF DIS!" i wipe da teers of a brokin muva frum ma face wit a copey of PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM as i eet a SOUR PATCH BITCH to wak me up "mmm su sowa" i say direktly in2 da camera (ITZ MA PORDUCT PLACING!)
"UNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN UNUNUN" SED JURIE CHEN N DARK PRENTIS AS DEY BUMP CUNTZ WIF HATE FO LYFE
omg "sad alies" LOOK AT DER CUNTS!
BOFF DARK PRENTIS N JURIE CHEN BEGIN 2 MORF 2GEVA AT DA VAG. DEY SCREM IN PAIN AS DER VAGES BECUM A FIGGA. HAFF ROBUT HAFF DEPRESSHUN!
da figga luukd up at us wit a red eye (but no red eye sing plays wttf?/ GAT DAM PRADUCAS!) she wus senshuel.
"i need 2 kill u" sed da figga frew a snaggul toof "itz ma INTUITION!' SAD JEWEL!
SHI SHOT DA LAZER BEEM UF FOLK MUZIK TOWARDZ US BUT INSTED IT WEN OVUR OWER HEDS N HIT AN INTRUDA!
"MA BABBY!" SCREMD DARK JJ AS SHE DIE IN SLO MO
der ded bodey lay on da grown
"hay guise its me jewel" sed jewel as dark prentis n jurie chen's decrepid bodeys lay ded in da street
"um like i no im ritin dis storey but y did u cum frum dark prentis n juliue chens vags?" sed me
"wel becuz im actuaely ur subconshus n i no dat u wud rathur rite fo jus 1 charcter insted uf 2 so i becam 1 geddit tee hee 2 becum 1?"
"no." sed evry1
"it wuz a sing i rite on ma best sellin ablum 0304"
"dats adorabul mayb sum 1 wil lisen 2 it 1 day" sed roma downey AS HER FROAT GOT SLIT FRUM BEHIND! "uhsugfdjhgjlfdjglkfjhlkj" sad wite angel as she bled owt in da street. such a gud way 2 go u no?
"OK HU DID DAT!" sed PARMINDER NAGRA AS SHI STUUD IN FRONNA ME IN FITE STANSE WIT A COPEY OF PORTOBELO MUSHROOM
"….parminder… i no u fel as tho u mus protekt ur mistress…. but i beg u…. wock awai…" SED NURUMU!
OH FU- wait y did u kill wite angle?/
"o i fot u jus sed angle n i wuz like i neva liekd him cuz he wuz meen 2 ma dawta buffey" o ok
MENWHILE IN TEH GOD DAM WITE PRODUCAS ROOM!:
"dis sho sux we shud cansel it"
"ok"
"WAIT!" sed anuva GOD DAMN WITE PRODUCA "i'll tak da sho on ma netwurk."
"ok"
FLASH FOWAD:!
"NEXT TIM ON REBAS TEXAS FANTASY: NURUMU, JEWEL, PARMINDER, ABISWILAY, ALIAS AND REBA FINALAY REECH TORI'S LAIR 2 SAV HUR KIDS, BUT WIL DEY B 2 LATE? TUNE IN NEXT SUNDAE AT 8/9C ONLY ON DA CW"
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU!"
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I HOP U LIEKD DIS EPISUD SO PLZ RAVEW IT N MABE NEXT TIM I WIL ACTUAELY INCLUDE A PLOT LIN FANKS!
