Mmmmmm PARMINDR NAGRA eat dat pussy swole
REBAS TEXAS fuk it
last time on CTU!
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da taint rite
LAST TIME ON MA FANCY!
we gut moved 2 da cw
...nubudy watch dis show nemo
...i hat u all
"fewf dat wuz 1 gud ORGAY" sed JEWELL as she unplungd hur fist frum my vag and pikd out a hair frum hur tuuf. It wuz frum 1 of alias gurlz pussy wigs. (WIGZ!)
"su war wer wi" sed NURUMU as she stood up
*CRINCH*
NUrUM accidentatally crushed abisalaies neck wit hur fut!
SHE DUST
"sacrifaices ned 2 be med" sed jewel as she likd da dust
"WTF JEWEL HOWDUZ ABISWARLE DYIN HALP ANYBUDY" sed parmindr "SOSHAL JUSTISE" parmendar
"shi wuz fat" sed jewel WITH A FWSSH and a "WALK AWAY"
we walkd to da SEPLLIN LAYA war ma chilchren wuz bein held rapetive (get it iz lik hostage excpt MA CHILDRN R BEIN RAPD I AM A MUTHA I GOTTA DO THIS DON FUCK WITH ME CHIKA)
we walkd on da street
"OMG WATCH OUT REBA!" scremed alias grl as shi pointd at sum pple ova thar (nu u lukin da wrong way iz ova DAR")
"EXTRASSS!" scremed NURUMU as shi jumpd n and startd slicing da pple left and right and left and DEAD BODIZ EVRYWAR
"wer dey all cum frum" scremed parminder quietishly
"i dunno sed me" sed me
"DEY CUMIN FRUM DAT RAPE VAN!" scremd nurumu as she pointd at her vagina becuz of human naturchel
we ran 2 da rape van n rubd our tits all ova it for senshuality and becuz DIS STURY RATED M NO CHILDREN ALLOWED
just den da van opnd
"hallo"
sed a figgur
"HU RU"
"want sum crack" sed da demun figgur
"YUS PLZ!" sed alias (JENNIFA GARN Mutha BE MO RESPONSIBLE! DUN DO THIS 2 BEN!)
alias tuk a hit of crack N den felt a swellin n hur netha reguns
hur periud had begun
"no" she thoughted "...no"
"u no wai dey call it KRAK" sed da figgur
"OMG WAI, WAI DEY CALL IT KRAK" sed arias bleeding out da hoohaaa
"becuz U SKULL GONNA KRAK!" scremed LALAINE!
ALIAS HEAD DUN KRAKED UP N BURST OPEN LIK A WATERMULON FRESH!
HUR BRANZ GOT ALL OVA REBAS "#1 mutha" AMULET AND HUR WEAVE WIG FIBAS GOT ALL OVA NURUMUS CLIT! SU INSANITUREE! TRIPEL INFECT!
"hated dat bitch" sed lalain as shi sturred down JUWUL, NUruMU and the third perso OH WAIT DAS ME! SHE STARIN AT ME GurLLLL UUUUUUUUU LALAINE OVA HERE I LOVED U IN "CHANGLING"!111
just den nurumu ran forward n slashed at lalain wit her HATORI HANZO KITCHN NIFE (dawn did u get ur lunch 2day?) but it FAZED RIT TRU DA BITCH
"u faggot not ral mutha, I AM A SPIRIT"
she sed as she fwshed wit da power of UNEMPLOYABLE BECUZ OF DRUG ARREST n kiked jewel in da face
howeva if u rememba da continooidy jewel is one half cHENbutt n dus her face is made uf metal
IT DIN EVN FLANCH!11111
"how cud dis b" sed LALAINE as hur fwsh was unfwshed wit a fwsh!
"gurlz i no wut 2 du! I AM A CHRISTIAN! I CAN FITE EVIL" I SCREMED WIF ALL DA TRIUMPh OF NOT AN ATHIEST
"HOW U GONA DU IT REBA?" scleamed da audience
"just watch me" i sed as i walk away n burnd ma bred n den SPRED MA VAGINA BECUZ IT CAN SUK UP DA EVIL SPIRUTS!
I SUKED UP ALL DA EVIL SPIRITS INCLUDIN JEWELS WHORISHNESS! DA SUKSHUN GRASPD AT LALAINS UNDIVIN TRUF AND MAD HUR QUIBBLE WIF FEAR!
but dn i luk and lalain jus smild
"u din count on one fing"
"wutz dat" i sed, ustunishd dat she aint dun bin suked up in2 ma uteri yet
jus den i lukd down 2 see wai it waznt wurkin!
PARMINDR NAGRA WUZ DUN GIVN ME CUNNILANGUS!
"mmmm nut now babby" i sed to her senchually slappin her face BECUZ I AINT NO LIPSTIK LEZ
"uups sry reba" she sad as shi remuvd her face with a "mmmPOP"
da remuval of da aortheon facial featurs let da full force be dun
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUU GOD DAMN U LIZZZIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE" scremed LALAINE and shi wuz suked up in2 irrelovence (geddit my uterus is useless becuz menopaus n i neva guna find a new husband anyway DYIN ALONE MMM YA!)
with a "FWUMP" ma vag seald da evil wifin n i pulld bak up ma "FRESH 50's" singl mutha track pants with variable elastic!
i smild at ma frends
"su wer wer wi" i sed wit a triumfant smile
"reba alia gurl is ded!" sed parmigana nagra
"...u ruind ma moment u stupid bitch"
NEXT TIME ON MA STORY:
WHATEVA THE FUK I WANT TO HAPPEN DIS MA STORY U SHUT THE FUK UP
8/9 CW CENTRAL TIME EASTERN DAY
SEAZIN SEVN rEBA – SEVEN SEASIN REBA – REBUH SEZIN REBA – SEVN – SEVN SEVN SEVN – ME
sometimz i wonder...
shud i hav ben born wit a pen15?
