dis 1 tim i fukd maself wit a nife - AN DATS HOW I GUT DA INSPIERASHIN FO DIS CHAPTRU! HAV FUN!
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"hav u eva fel su lowe?" sed parminder nagra wit a swole pussy but nuffin 2 fuk hurslef wif? she begun 2 shov hur finga in2 hur aorthean vag BUT I FIGGAD OUT DA SITCH !
(no wate i didn figgya it out yet dats lata in da chaptru…)
MEANWHILO:
Ray finsihd da rape of sweet hunny (OMG I DUN PLAN FO DIS 2 HAPPON BUT IT DID!) n calt upon TORI, WHO CAM IN 2 DA SCEN WIT KYRA AN MY OVA CHILWE HOSTIDGE!
"LINE DEM UP" she say 2 ray who did hear hur
'WUT' sad raymond "cudn her u" he breve
"HOW ABUT u JUS FUKIN DIE U AINT EVIN DAT GUD LUKIN!" SED TORI AS SHE FROTTULED RAY WIT HUR CHUBBY HANDS!
he begin 2 run outta breff but den, he rembird… hur weekniss…
"EAT DIS" SED RAY AS HE PLUNGED A SANDWITCH IN 2 HER MOUF! she cudin resist! :D then he shuvd anova 2 in hur… and some mo… and mo…. until SHE BRUST OPIN LIEK A GRAPFRUTE
"tori.. u neva luked betta" he likd da jewce
"omg" sed ma kids
"SHUDDUP! SED RAY!" SED RAY! I AINT DUN WIF U"
JUS DEN HE SHUT CHEYAN IN DA FASE WIT A SHOTGUN AN HUR HED BRUST OPIN LIEK A WELFARE CHEQUE. her bluud spray on kyra hu wuz cuttin hurslef.
"EAT UP KYRA" SED RAY AS HE SHUVD CHEYANS BODEY PARTS IN 2 HUR MOUF - KYRA DIED INSTINTLY!
"i'll jus kiwl maslef" sad jake as he sweet honey'd all over himself and died
"I RELINQUISH!" SCRAMED RAY AS HE ROLD ARUND IN TORIS BLUUD
ANYWAYS BACK TO ME:
"wut cuhler nale polish do u fink goes best wit ma vag?" i say 2 jewel not noing dat ma kids hav al jus diet
jewel luuked at me becuz uf humin interakshun n sed "um dun u wana find ur kids?" she breved
"not rite now i luv dis song!" i sed as i pumpt up da jam on da radio fo KEYLIE MINOOG'S SING CALT "LUV AT FURST SITE"
i danse.
EVERYFIN WENT FRUM RONG 2 RITE DA MUSIC U WER PLAYIN WUZ GUD N STUFF BABBY WEN I HERD U WE WER MENT 2 B AS WUN! HE HE.
"STAP ATTTTTTT!" sed a voise dat sed "STAP ATTTTTTT" in a prevus chaptru
i quibbul wit feer an got a lil wet
"febe?" i axed wit a hint uf i fot ur wer ded?
"ya its me" sed febe "an ma sisters"
"SISTAS" sed pipa wit a tuch uf perfekt lil tea spot
"heavin must b missin an angle" sad prue (like literalley nurumu killed wite angle in a prevus chaptru so heavin is rully missin an angle TEE HEE carnage )
and den der wuz rose mcgowen who cares
I SCRAMED BECUZ I JUS REMEMBARD WILE RITING DIS DAT DA CHURMED ONCES TRYED 2 KILL ME IN CHAPTRU 1 tEH UNFINKABLE! (in stores NOW ONLY 50 DOLLAS PER CHAPTRY)
"Y R U HER?!" I SCREM AT DEM
"becuz yur keds r ded" sed febe wit a tuch uf christian chillruns fund infomershal spik
"OMG!" I SCRAM CRAYIN "U LIE!" (BUY "U LIE" NOW ONLEY ON ITUNES GEDDIT FO FREE WIT UR PURCHASE UF MA ABLUM "WUN LAST GUD HAND" OR "SWET SEXTEEN" IN FEATURS NOW ALSO WATCH MA NEW SHO MABLIE CUNT ON DA CW)
i lookd at churmed wunce… "SHO ME WER TORI IZ I FINNA KIL HUR!" sed me
"shez ded 2" sed pippa. "ray vanqueshd da demun"
i stap crayin "so ur sayin ray savd ma keds?" i smile becuz not onley did he abus tori he savd ma kids!
"no he da wun hu killt dem"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCJJJKKKKK:
jewel slapt me wit hur cuntflaps "GURL GED IT 2GEVA" we wil find ray.
"ders no tim!" scremd febe "ur kids r in purgatory (mo liek purgaTORI) we gotta get 2 dem n reviv dem befor santa reds his lis n sees dat dey bin nautty CUZ DEN DEY GO 2 HELL FO ALL UTERNETY"
i cray 1 teer.
"how du we get der" axed parminder "curiosity killd teh aorthean" nagra AS PRUE LED BY EXAMPUL BY KILLIN PARMINDER?
"OMG" sed me "actualley its ok…. but i still dun geddit" i breve and fart a lil 2…
"u hav 2 die reba… its da onley way 2 get 2 purgatori spellin lair" sed pippa "here hav a demon cookie"
i bite in2 it "mm gotta lil schock frum dat demun powa" i say wit a swole clit.. i breve… "I DUN WANA KIL MASLEF " sed REBA I MEAN ME "evin if i do it, how r we gunn cum bak?"
"wel even us as da churmed once cunt bring u bak becuz afta 4 sezins on da WB we cudnt figya out a way 2 brang pru bak so…" dey breve
"SO WUT?" i say
"we hav 2 cal wirrow 2 bring u bak 2 lyf"
I SHOT MASELF IN DA FASE AT DA FOT OF BEIN SAVED BY A DYKE
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OMG WUT WIL HAPPIN WUNCE I KILL MASELF? TUNE IN NEXT DAY FO GUD LISSEN N GUD READ
