omg wut do u evin fink wil happon in dis chaptru?/ i dun evin no eitha bcuz i din evin plan it! I JUS HAV A DEMUN INSID ME FORSING ME 2 RITE DIS STOREY O GOD KILL ME BEFO IT MAKS ME RAP MASELF

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i awoken in purgatory. ma fase has ben dishevelled bcuz of da shutgun shelz. i wipe off ma face an a nu one shows frum undaneef… (omg im mo gud luukin den befo HOW IZ DAT POSSIBRU) i breve and lok arund… it iz a cron field of goldin cron mmmm i luv cron. dun u jus luv cron? i look at da kamera…

"HAY, AM REBA ELLERSUN. DU U EVA MAK DINNA N DEN UR HUSBAN SLAPS U BECUZ HE DRANKS 2 MUSCH? IF UR A VICTUM OF CHILWE ABUSE DEN U NEED TO MAK DIS CRON FO UR FAMLEY FO DINNA!" i flash da cron at u an mak shur dat da camera has 2 zoom in2 ma bress cuz DER su BIG!

"NOW U CAN!" i say 2 no 1, "JUS BY DIS CRON ITS CALT 'REBAS CRON FANTASY' N U CAN EAT IT FO DINNA MMM PARMINDER NAGRA EAT THAT PUSSY SWOLE? no dat aint rite I MEAN MMMM EAT DA CRON su GUD!" SUDDENLY I GET SLAPT IN DA FASE BY A GIANT TIT

"OW I SAY 2 NO 1" SAD ME "hu r u?" i breve

"am BRANDY JUGS!" sad brand powa bitch wit a hint of brand powa bitch and big jugs mmm suk me.

"i fot u diet in a prevus storey calld "BRAND POWA: TEH BRAND POWA BITCH CHRONICLES" now in stores bye it onley 4 money an 5 buks

"ya but ur in purgatory" sad brandy wit a swivuul of da bress. she breved so good an as she breved i breved and STABBED HUR WIT A BRAND POWUR NIFE.

how dat tast? "sad me" as i grabbed hur hed wit da bluud dribblan owt of hur mouf. i kissd hur so wet mmm makin out wit hur. i pulld hur har n pulld hur fase bak away frum me N DEN I SPIT IN HUR FASE

i frew hur bodey 2 da grownd n she dust.

"omg IS DIS DA BUFEY WORLE? Y DID SHE DUST!?" sed me

"nu." sad SMG "is da CRUWEL INTENSHUNCE WORLE"

"o fuk me"

"k" sad CRUEWEL INTENSHUNS SARA MISCHELLE GULLAIR OMG OMG SHE SO SLUTTAY!

as shi kissd ma crusty lips a quibbul of salvia attachud us at da mouf OMG i neva fell su lowe

she put hur hand on ma vag n called upon hur BFF selma blare to da scen. selma senshuaelly rippd off ma arms and ate dem

SOLILOQUE REBA: "dats how i amagind it wud happon" i sed wit DA WURST TWEST OF FAYTE N WAST OF TIM.

ok so liek evryfin rully did happon cept fo ma arms gettin riped of cuz dats rude.

JUS DEN RINGA BRUDGET SMG AND SMG SHUBBY WOCKED IN AN FUKIN STABBeD CREWEL INTENCHUNS SMG TO OBLIVIA (labia) hur bluud wen all ova selme blares speshal cloves n she din no wot 2 do so she jumpt off a bridg

"now dat we tooken car of dat" sad SHUBBY "we finna gotta find ur kids!" she pukur hur lips at me (WINK WINK SHUBBY I FEEL U! ;) )

"o ya i faggot y i kiwled maslef" i say "GOTTA SAVE SHARLENE KELLY AN PETER!" does thaat equil ma kids?/

"nu" say shubby

"o"

JSU DEN OWTTA NOWHER SARAH LEON GASPED IN2 DA SCEN WIT LONG BLAK HAR N DAPRESHIATION

"FINNA FITE U" SHE SAYYYY?

"omg wtf" say me "how bowt u jus add me on msn"

"OMG DO U LUV ME?" sad SARAH LEON

"no" sad MSN

"FEEL TEH RATH OF MA BFF RAZONBLADE!1" sad srahe delons as she SLASHED HUR RISTS N FREW HURSELF DOWEN A FLITE OF STARS!

"k so liek wtf is happenin i feel liek dis is jus a chaptru wer we frow in ded charkters n den kill dem agen?" sad reba i mean me (reba) "liek i jus wana find ma kids n get dis storey ova wif"

JUS DEN (o fuk) A CRINCH WUZ HURD (of cors it wuz) A DARK FIGGA APPURD

"das razist" sad teh dark figga "y do i always gatta b da dark figga?!" sad FRANCY

"o hay francey" sad me "want sum andy?" i breve

"shur" shi sad as shi ate a lil sum sum of andy creole n smiled "fansk"

i look at hur wif knowledgable hesitat

"hmmm im tirud gotta chang owtta dese cloves n get ma gun n shoot u cus ur DARK FRANCY"

"WOAH OK SRSLY Y DO I HAV 2 ALWAYZ B DARK I CUD B NE-FING"

HOLD UP "Sad anova random charkter" LIP GLOSS IS A PART UF ME

"SHUT UP SALEISHA WE AINT GAT TIM FO DIS"

"ERRRRRRRRNRNNNNNRNRNRNNNNNNNN!" SAD TYRAL BANK

i look at hur and spik

"tyra dis aint da tim nor da plac-"

"REB LOOKIN AT ME? i wuz nat tawkin 2 u wen i wuz sayin oll dis ova stuff n u jus kep goin n goin n i dun liek u. fo a fakt but u no wut? u mite jus get a sekint chanse"

i quibble ma lips

"but im nut shur yet…."

TENSE MOMINT

"mmm A MIRACLE" SAD TURA BANAL AS SHE PULLED LIL JAKE OWTTA HUR BREASS

"OMG KAJE I MEAN JAKE!" I SCREM AS I HUG MA CHILWE HU IS COVAD IN BRONZER (tan bress mmm betta den freckle) R U HURT?" i say to him pretendin i din rite dis storey

"im fin jus gat rapd" (SO STRUNG!)

"wer r ma bettar kids?" i axe

"i fink i can halp u" sad anova old charketr

"um hu ar u?" i say wif no idea

"me"

"k im nut doin dis agen hu r u?"

"VERONICE MARKER" sad VERONICO MUTT!

o fuk

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hay fanks fo reddin ma storey SAYD DA DEMON INSIDE ME as i mastabarte wit a cricivfueclcecksnlck