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VERONICO MUTT!
now on REBALAN
"I SPUT ON UR GRAPE" sad me wen veronial marcupeal appured "I NEW DAT U WER DED I SOW IT WIF MA OWEN EYES!" i SCRAM so lout dat ma voise goes QOJFBDLJNGK n den i loose ma voise fo da rest uf da chapta until a importint momint at u will c l8r
jus den… free shadweoy figgas appurred in da distunce…
dey spik
"b…h….g - in posishun… its showtime gurles!"
" WOT CAN I DO FO U!" Sang goldin browne as da lites startid up! DA SHOWE WUS ABUT 2 START
ALL UF A SUDAN purrgaTORI turnt in2 a stadium filed wit gay pipl dansin n clappan
goldin brown did a lil FWSH n hur modist cloves turned in2 SUPA SLUT WIT A TUCH UF TEEN PREGNINCY. she den pulld a microfone outta hur vag
INTRODUCE!
GOLDIN BROWNE (?)
she startit 2 sing n danse a lil n den HISPANIC wus watchin hur sing n den dis RULL BIG GUY WUZ LIKE "UR A HISPANIC WOMIN IN A BLAK WOMINS WORLE" n she wuz like tee hee i r srry i'll suk ur dik jus dun tel ma daddie n den SHE SPIN KICKD HIM IN DA FASE WIT ALL TEH MITE OF A DUKE n he DIE
"DIS RULL AMOSHIN IS TAKIN ME FRUM BEHIND N ITS SURROWNDIN ME I FEEL IT IN MA VAG" sag godling brownie
INTRODUCE:
HISPANIC!
she sturtit watchin teh sho agen
"DIS WAVE OF TRU EMOTISHON IS FOLLOWIN ME LIKE I JUS CAN GET AWAY … I CUNT HER U!" sang goldin (omg dis sing sukxs)
"HAY U!" Scremd sum fat man at teh odda figga… she wuz rully unimpreszed SHE FIKN KIKD his face n den he fal dawoen teh stars … mmm
INTRODUCE:
BIG EYES
she slid dowen teh railin
FITE STUNCE!
"DIS WORLE OF REL AMOSHUN IS GIVIN ME A HART ATTAK N NOW I SHOW U MA TITE VAG U NEVA SEEN WON LIEK DIS" Sang godlie brwoen "SING IN 2 MA VAG WAT CAN I DO FO U!"
"WTF IS GOIN ON!" sad veronice machado "IS MA TIM 2 SHIGNE"
"nu…" sad GOLFING BRONCHITIS "its r tim"
she fwipped her goddam har n turnd 2 verical mishap
WE R TIRED UF BEIN CANNABALIZED "sad hisbanic" WE JUS WANA B GURLFRENCE
omg "sad verika" i no ur feelin gurls… "she breve" can i b ur new toni chilwes 2.5? "she axed"
"no" sad teh gurlfrench
"o"
"ANYWAYS BAK TO ME!" SAD ME! (see i toldchu i wud b a riull impotent part of teh storey dat i get ma voise bak!)
"i fink its tim we sav ma keds cos im gettin rull tired uf dis storey like srsly u mite as wel call it HOW I MET MA KIDS cuz itz like chaptru 9 or sumtin n nuffin has happoned yat"
i cray
"O U MEAN DESE FINGS? "sad goblin brence as shi pulld out sum cookies frum hur purce
"OMG TORI SPELLIN TURND MA KIDS IN 2 COOKIES!"
i jus cudn rezist
"mebe jus a nebbul" sad me as i ate cheyann cookie vag hole
a tiny scram wus hurd n a swift deaf
"u wan sum?" i say
"no fanks" sad bug eyers "i dun liek cookies dey giv me indushitshchun" she fart
"MO FO ME"
WE DINE
I GRAB KYRA COOKIE N BEGIN 2 CRUSH IT IN2 LIL BB CHUNKS N GOBBUL UP TEH REST UF CHEYAN AS TEH GURLFECNE WATCH ME FURTLE AS I ET
"mmm gettin su hongrey n hrony" sad hispanicel "mayb jus a nibbel"
SHE BEGIN 2 EAT MA VAG
"mmm babby ya das rite keep likin ma dik hol" i say drubblan crumbs uf ma decesed chilwes on da flow n in hispanice weave
"OFF DA WEAF HO"
srry
BUT DEN, OUTTA NOWHER, CHEYAN N KYRA WOCKED FREW DA DOR!
"mam wot r u doin?" sad cheyan wit a lil bit of omg y is a hispanic womin in a blak womens worle n y is she eatin ma moms vag?
"o hay bb din see u der i jus ate u OMG MA KEDS!" i push hispanic off ma vag n she fly away cus hispanix r allergic 2 gravity
"WOT HAPPIND 2 U!" I SCRAM!
"um tori spellin mad us watch her nu show 'tori n deen purgaTORI' n if we din die we got 2 leaf"
"AM SO GLAD MA KEDS R ALIV N AM ALSU GLAD DIS STOREY IS OVA!" i hug ma chilwes like i acktually luv dem (lies) n wok away in2 da sunset EXCEPT I CANT BECUZ OF DA CONTANUDITY WIRROW HAS TO BRANG US BAK TO LIVE!
CLIFFHANGA!
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omg a cliffhanga wot will happon 2 me n ma keds now dat i habv fownd dem also wot wil happen 2 u as a reader cos i fink dat i lost u dis chapta cuz i kinda insuleted ur intelgence but ma artistik intagrety is mo crusial error den it is gradual erol SO IF U UNDASTAN WOT I SAY DEN U WILL REVEW MA CHAPTRU N MA STOREY N GIV ME TEH STRENGF 2 GO-WON! FANKS!
reba
