Hi! My name is Bolt, as you all know. I just wanted you to see what I do with my days. Okay, so first, I try to bother Mittens as much as I can. You see, I do know what a beetle is, or a stick, or a leaf, but it's so fun to see Mittens get angry. And plus, I don't get offended. So let's creep up on her like this. Boy, she always licks her paws in sunlight. She is so lazy! No wonder she's getting fat. BOO! Yeah, you better run. I like chasing her all around the house. OUCH! Seems like the cat door is for cats and only for cats. Now I feel fat. Anyway, I like to annoy Mittens with my daily questions. So let me just twist the doorknob like this, and WHOOPS! Don't do what I always do: Fall out of the house! I always forget to balance when I push open the door. Now, where is Mittens…? Ah ha! There she is, stretching in the sunlight. I should have known… HEY MITTENS! What? Oh sorry if I annoyed you. But I don't want to go away! Oh Mittens, I just wanted to ask you something. Stop rolling your eyes like that. No Mittens, you're the one being rude, now just spend a little time with me. What does 'that's what she said' mean? See, I'm already succeeding. And no, I really don't know what that's what she said mean, but it's easy to guess! Okay, okay, fine Mittens, go enjoy being lazy and fat. Woah! You really know how to surprise me! Take… that! Ha! Got rid of her. Now let's go see what Rhino's doing.

Of course, I should have known, for the second time. Rhino's just hanging around, switching channels on the TV. Wha-? Rhino! Don't jump on the remote like that! You'll break it! I like to bare my teeth and growl. It makes me look more dangerous. Yes, Rhino, it's not a good remote, but can't you ever leave the TV? No? Well Rhino, I think we'll do this the hard way. I braced myself, bunched my muscles, and charged at the frozen hamster. I snarled, trying to open the ball, when Rhino surrendered. Huh? You'll play outside now? I thought so. I opened the door for Rhino and he plunged out into the open.

Okay, we'll leave you to it. And sometimes I like to go to Penny to sit on the couch with me. No Penny, I'm not trying to tear your pants off. Come sit with me! Wow, you really can understand me. And I just like being cuddled and petted. We also like watching our shows. Wow Penny, Calico's got you good. And there's me! Saving the day! I should have known, for the third time. I beat Calico. What's that? You'll get me back? Ohhhh no. You do not. NOT. Want to mess with this dog. Okay Penny, we'll leave you to sleep. Yay! Penny doesn't feel like sleeping anymore, so she takes me outside for exercise. We don't want the audience of the show thinking I'm fat. After all, dogs who have powers are skinny. If they're fat, they'll run slow, and that can be a big problem. Wow Penny! You really throw far! Caught it! I'm so good at Frisbee! Okay, enough with that game. It's getting kinda boring. Ohhhhoho. You want to play water, Penny? The sprinkler turned on and I jumped around and drank some water. Then I had an idea. I grabbed the sprinkler, ran to Mittens and practically soaked her! What? Why don't you have some fun, Mittens? After that we play 'fetch the ball'. Me and Penny play for a long time before she starts getting tired and goes to her house. I bounded inside my house. Phew! After all that exercise, I'm also tired! Then I like taking a nap on the couch. Well, it was fun showing you what I do. But you should go back to your own house and take a nap. Good day!