-Espada Babysitting Service Gone Wrong-
Chapter 1 β Day 1: Cakes And Baths!
A/N I'm so glad I got at least 3 reviews :D I was afraid there was too much OOCness, but seeing as no one complained, I think I got it just about right :)
LadyCassie: Ahh I'm so relieved :D I hope you like this chapter then :)
Guest: IKR! My exact thoughts when I thought about this idea. I could just die from all the blood rushing to my cheeks from blushing at their cuteness and adorable-ness!
R3iga1004: Yeah, and Orihime is going to have a lot of trouble from now on XD Especially when they can't do the normal things they usually do O_O..
Disclaimer β I do not own Bleach
Orihime's POV
"Pick me up!" I looked down and saw little Aizen holding his arms up towards me with his eyes all serious but cute at the same time. My jaw dropped. Who knew Soul Society's evil, twisted traitor could become this cute in a matter of moments?! I thought.
"KYA~! Of course!" I squealed and picked him up, hugging and squeezing him tightly. Unbeknownst to me, I was smothering him with my large gifted breasts.
"I want a hug too, Ori~hime-chan!" I looked down and saw Gin holding his arms up towards me, too. My eyes sparkled. I looked down and saw Gin holding his arms up towards me, too.
"Okay~!" I giggled and picked Gin up to. THEY'RE TOO CUTE! Even though they're evil...I CAN'T RESIST! I daydreamed about all the fun I could have with them, not knowing that Ulquiorra was sending me glares.
"Onna! How dare you hug Aizen-sama!" Ulquiorra frowned. I didn't pay him any attention though, too busy with my thoughts. Gin then turned his head towards Ulquiorra and stuck his tongue out.
Haha! I get to be hugged like mentally thought to Ulquiorra somehow.
...Hmph. Ulquiorra thought back.
"Woman! That ain't fair!" Grimmjow ran up to my leg and tried to tackle it. Unfortunately for me, it felt like a tickle so I jumped in surprise and fell backwards.
"KYAA~!" I squealed in surprise, holding Gin and Aizen very tightly to make sure they didn't get hurt. Then, all of their stomachs growled. I snapped my eyes open in surprise. Arrancar...can get hungry? Well, they do have a kitchen. But..what should they eat? I thought, biting my bottom lip.
"CAKE!" Aizen demanded. I tilted my head in confusion.
"C-Cake...?" I asked him. He nodded. Does Aizen even eat cake in the first place?
"I want donuts!" Gin exclaimed. D-DONUTS?!
And just at that very moment, an Arrancar decided to come in with my daily food. "M-Ma'am, I b-brought your-" He stopped in mid-sentence as he saw all the very powerful Arrancar and Soul Society's three traitors as little children. "W-What...?"
"ERR-Just um...can you make 12 little donuts and a small, round cake?" I asked him nervously. He nodded furiously and went back out of the room. Whew.
"Woman! I want a hug!" I blinked as I saw who said that. It was Nnoitra, the lecherous and twisted fifth Espada. However, he seemed a little more like Aizen, and less threatening. Besides, from Ulquiorra's little attempt, their little swords couldn't hurt me!
"'Kay!" I tried to hold up all three little children of Nnoitra, Gin, and Aizen.
Ahhh this is the life. Nnoitra thought, sighing in content,
"Hmph. Well, Orihime, Aizen-sama seems to have taken a liking to you," Szayel pushed up his glasses.
"I guess," I shrugged and held them tighter as I saw their cute little faces again.
"M-Ma'am! I have brought w-what you wanted." The Arrancar came in with the food cart, twelve donuts stacked up neatly like a pyramid on a plate, and a small cake next to it.
"CAKE!" Aizen leapt out of my arms and went towards the food cart. Gin and Nnoitra followed him soon after. Soon, all of the little Espada, even Starkk, went to the food cart and tried to reach the food.
"You can leave now. Thank you," I told the Arrancar. He nodded and left. "Alright!" I clapped my hands loudly, grabbing their attention. "Who wants the first slice?" I asked innocently. There was a fulfilling silence for about two seconds. Then, they all charged to me.
"ME~!"
"It's me, first!"
"ME!"
"Onna, you shall give me the first slice."
"I want some of that human sweet you call Cake!"
"MEEE~!"
They all bombarded me. "M-MATTE!" I yelled out, causing them to stop and freeze. "Who said it first?" Everyone immediately raised their hands. I should've known better, I sweat dropped. "Um...get in a nice straight line! If you don't, you'll get the cake last!" I quickly said. In less than a second, they formed a straight line together like kindergarteners. I sweat dropped again as I saw Aizen at the start of the little line, and Starkk at the end.
"Cake first!" Aizen pouted. My eyes sparkled again. I looked at the cake, which looked like a vanilla cake with sliced fruits like strawberries on top. I immediately served him a slice with a mini fork on the plate, too.
Next in line was Ulquiorra. Well, that's unsurprising I thought as I served him too.
"Onna, I want another strawberry." He said, looking up at me. His little pout, that little eyebrow thing of his, the sad but SO FREAKING ADORABLE EYES! KYAA THOSE EYES ARE JUST SO CUTE! I CAN NEVER RESIST HIM WHEN HE'S IN THIS STATE! I thought, not even noticing I put three extra strawberries on his plate, to his happiness.
"Why does he get three extra strawberries?! I want a donut on my cake!" Grimmjow complained and crossed his arms.
"He did? Oh. Then which donut do you want?" I asked him with a smile.
"I don't know! Just give me any!" He then pushed the cart harshly, making it tip over. All the other Espada followed the cart with their eyes, tiny jaws dropped open. "This one!" Grimmjow held up a chocolate donut with rainbow sprinkles from the messy pile.
"CAKE!" They all yelled and went over to the messed up cake and donuts.
"M-Matte!" I tried to yell but they ignored me. My jaw dropped in horror as they made a complete mess. At least they're having fun I thought.
"Since when did human sweets taste so good?!" Grimmjow said between licking his fingers. Soon, I had my own share of a badly messed up cake, laughing as they threw some pieces at each other. Once I finished my cake, I felt something tug at my skirt. I looked down and saw a messy Ulquiorra tugging at the end of my skirt.
"...Bath," He simply muttered and blushed slightly. B-BLUSH?! My heart started to pound as I stared at the slight cute blush on his chibi face.
"SO CUTE! Let me take a bath with you!" I picked him up and rubbed my cheek against his, much to his dislike. He's just a little kid anyway! He won't do any harm! Everyone else seemed to heard my outburst and look at us. I simply ignored them for the time being.
"..." Ulquiorra blushed a little more. I carried him to the bathing quarters (A/N. If there aren't any in the manga/anime, I'm putting one in my story _). I helped him take off his clothes before I stripped of my clothes, too. I wrapped a towel around my body, along with a mini towel around Ulquiorra's lower body, and turned on the water. I waited until it was warm enough to get in.
"Come on, Ulqui-kun!" I smiled at the nickname I created.
"...It's Ulquiorra, onna," He looked away and slowly got into the tub.
"But you're so adorable! Let me er...um...wash your hair," I hesitated slightly as I was unsure of how to wash his hair with the little helmet on. I decided to just clean his hair where the 'helmet' wasn't at. I put some shampoo into my hand and rubbed his scalp.
As I was finished and was now rinsing it off, the door burst open. Grimmjow stood there in his chibi glory, naked except for another little towel covering his lower body. "Let me join, woman!" He yelled and jumped into the tub, creating a splash. Luckily, the tub was also grand and big, so it was like a mini hot spring.
"Me too!" Aizen appeared just like Grimmjow too, with Gin behind him. They both jumped in. I was in a state of shock as they started to splash each other. W-WHA?! Even though they're so adorable, how am I going to wash them all? I thought.
"..Onna!" Ulquiorra looked up at me with slight impatience.
"Oh yeah! Let me clean you up," I smiled at him and gently wiped off all remaining food bits stuck to his face, hair or the remnants of his hollow mask. "You can wash the rest of your body, right?" I asked him. He nodded. "Grimmjow, you want to be next?" I asked Grimmjow who was having a mini splash fight with Aizen. As he was about to answer, the rest of the Espada came in.
"I can use the other tub. I'm capable of washing myself," Tier informed me with a mini towel wrapped around her body like mine. I didn't notice there was another tub until Tier turned on the water for it. The bathroom was so large, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a third or fourth tub. In fact, there was. Starkk got into the third tub with Aaroniero βin Kaien Shiba's body as a child- Barragan, who looked like a little boy with messy, short silver hair, and Szayel. Lilynette, who wasn't affected by the potion, had followed Starkk anyway into the bathroom, but went into Tier's tub and helped wash Tier. Nnoitra had also joined my tub.
I then started to wash Grimmjow's hair. I then combed his hair with my fingers gently, untangling any knots. His hair is so soft! Despite its wild appearance, it's really soft. I'll have to feel it when he turns back into his usual self again I thought as I unconsciously rubbed behind his ears, to which he purred softly to.
"My turn! Wash my hair, too!" Aizen pouted at me.
"Tch, fine!" Grimmjow went over to the other side of the vast tub, washing his body. I washed his hair and untangled any knots like I did with Grimmjow to find out that Aizen was purring slightly in content.
"You like that?" I asked him. He nodded. I quickly washed through everybody's hair so I could help dry them off. After I washed my own hair, I slowly stepped out of the tub, grabbing another towel to dry their hair with. I knelt down and started to dry Ulquiorra's first.
"I don't need drying," He said. I shrugged lightly and dried it anyway. I then dried Grimmjow's, much to his dislike, and then Gin's surprisingly because he had cut Aizen. When I reached Nnoitra I couldn't help but ask this.
"Why do you like to have long hair, Nnoitra?" I asked him.
"'Cause I want to!" He replied back. I laughed and dried his long, black hair.
"Hmph! Baka! You need drying too!" Aizen grabbed another towel and pounced at me, making me fall backwards.
"W-Wha?!" I squeaked in surprise as he tried to dry my hair. Soon, all the other Espada, even Tier, tried to help dry my hair. Then I realized something β we didn't have extra clothes. "U-Uh, we d-don't have clothes," I said nervously. Aizen blinked up at me.
"Arrancar can get some!" He whistled loudly with his index finger and thumb slightly in his mouth. An Arrancar immediately came at the door.
"W-What do you require, Aizen-sama?" He asked.
"Extra clothes! For all of us! Including her!" Aizen pointed to me. The Arrancar nodded and left. After about a minute, he came back with clothes. I helped everybody put on their clothes, except for Lilynette, Szayel, and Tier. Whew! I'm already a little tired. I thought.
"Man! That felt good, even for me. I wonder if I can change into Pantera like this," Grimmjow said to himself. That left me thinking, too. If he was a child, would he be able to release his Zanpakuto? "Grind, Pantera!" He yelled. There was a small poof, and he appeared in a chibi form of Pantera. He didn't look intimidating at all.
"CU~TE!" I exclaimed. He blushed.
"S-Shut up!" He yelled and changed back.
"According to my knowledge of that potion, any fatal and powerful attacks we had are basically useless," Szayel pushed up his mini glasses, making the glass shine. "In other words, we're left completely vulnerable."
"Not on my watch!" I exclaimed and hugged him. "There's no way I'll let adorable little children get hurt!"
"L-Let me go!" Szayel yelled.
"Why...*yawn* do I feel so sleepy?" Ulquiorra rubbed his eyes. Soon he fell asleep and flopped onto his back, little snores coming from him.
"I second that," Grimmjow, too, flopped onto his back and fell asleep.
"Pillow!" Aizen rested his head onto my lap and fell asleep.
"Me too~!" Gin rested his head onto another part of my lap, and too, fell asleep. Soon, everyone was asleep, either on their back on the floor, on me, or on one another.
I could really use a rest. I haven't babysitted this much children before. I thought, laying down and falling asleep. Shortly after, an Arrancar came in with a food cart.
"I-I brought your..."He trailed off as he saw the ten Espada as children sleeping, including Aizen, Tousen and Gin, and the prisoner Orihime. Then he saw the humongous mess of the cake and donuts splattered all around the walls and floor around them. What just happened here?! He thought.
Yay~! New chapter XD I just got so excited from thinking about their ABSOLUTE ADORABLE-NESS~! that I just had to update XD I'm thinking I keep forgetting someone from the Espada (it's kind of easy to forget. I usually remember Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Aizen), so if I miss someone, tell me e-e
~Kitsune-Dark-Knight
