Okay, just a note: bold text is me talking, if the person asking the question is talking, it will be underlined, and the other characters will have their names listed next to their lines. I was also hoping for more questions, but i guess not... With that, let the interviews begin!
Well, it's time to start the interviews! Our first interview will be with the famous fighter and controller of electricity, Dina!
Dina: Hi, everyone!
So are you ready for the questions?
Dina: Yeah!
So for the first question, DunalN2 asks: What is it like to die so many times, then come back to life, only to die again?
Dina: It's not very fun, that's for sure! I can't talk to anyone, I can't feel anything, and it just pisses me off in general! Fossilfighter1313, what the hell is wrong with you?!
Don't talk to me that way, Dina! I can kill you off permanently!
Dina: NOOOOOO! Please don't! I'll be nice!
Thank you. Next question is from Reegreeg: If someone were to throw a table at you, what would you do?
Dina: Uh… what kind of question is that?
Answer the question.
Dina: Fine… I would probably either jump out of the way, duck under it, or kick right through it.
*Reegreeg throws wooden table at Dina*
Dina: Hey! *Kicks table and table shatters*
Nice. Next question is from Saige.
Dina: She's part of the story and she'll be interviewed later! Why does she get to ask questions?!
Shut up. I haven't even asked the question yet.
Dina: But-
Silence!
Everyone: …
Okay, the question is: Hey Dina: are the rumors true that you're dating Jonathan? (Because I have Rupert on speed dial...)
Dina: First of all, how did you get Rupert's number?! And even worse, why is he on your speed dial?!
Saige: I'll tell you later. For now, just answer the question.
Dina: Fine. It actually depends on which story you're talking about. In "Dina's New Life," yeah, I am. But in "Adventures With the Vivoteens" and "A Second Chance," he's evil, and in "Back to the Adventure," I know he's in love with Argis. So in other words, yes, I'm dating Jonathan, but only in "Dina's New Life."
Saige: I'm telling Rupert!
Dina: He's dead in that story. And even if he's alive, he won't be for long if I see him again!
Saige: But he's not dead in the other stories! And he's alive here! In fact, he's at you guys' house right now! *Opens phone and calls Rupert, then sets phone on video chat* Hey, Rupert! Did you know that Dina's cheating on you?
Dina: What the hell, Saige?!
Rupert: What are you talking about?
Saige: She's dating Jonathan in "Dina's New Life!"
Rupert: You have got to be kidding!
Saige: Nope, not kidding!
Rupert: I'd kill her, but she's stronger than me, so I'll just go kill myself…
Dina: WHAT?! NO! DON'T DO IT, RUPERT!
Rupert: Without you, Dina, I have no reason to live… *Grabs a knife from the kitchen*
Dina: NO!
Rupert, calm down! We need you for your interview next chapter! After that, you can do what you want, but for now, put the knife away and calm down!
Rupert: Don't tell me what to do!
I'm the author, so I can do what I want!
Rupert: Whatever. *Raises knife to stab self*
Dina: RUPERT, STOP!
Calm down, all of you! *Makes knife disappear and teleports Rupert to backstage room*
Rupert: *Bangs head on wall repeatedly* WHY, WHY, WHY?!
Saige: *Shuts phone off, then goes backstage, ties Rupert to a chair and duct tapes his mouth shut*
Thanks for that.
Saige: That was NOT how I planned for that to go...
Sure... Sorry if that bothered any of you that are reading this… Next set of questions is from WinterGirl:
1. Dina, why, just WHY, are you awesome?
Dina: Uh… is that a crime or something? It's partly because Fossilfighter1313 made me that way, I guess, but I guess I'm just naturally awesome.
2. Why you like Rupert?
Dina: Is that a crime, too? I like him because he's nice and cute, and a lot of other reasons, too, and even if he is a little crazy, we still love each other!
Rupert: *Duct tape falls off* HEY!
*Saige puts new duct tape on his mouth*
Thanks. Back to the questions!
3. You did know that he has sisters, right?
Dina: He does?! Why didn't he tell me?! I want to meet them! What are their names?!
4. Oh! And a Vampire cousin too!
Dina: Okay, that's kinda creepy… I hope Rupert's not part vampire, too…
5. Even Todd has sisters.
Dina: Him, too?! Todd, why didn't you tell me?! I want to meet them, too!
6. And... Pauleen has brothers.
Dina: Does everyone have siblings around here?!
7. Are you allergic to something?
Dina: Bees are my main allergy. I'm also allergic to some animals, especially cats…
8. Quick! Catch that big fish! Wait, wait... no. How many can you count?
Dina: Uh... I don't see any fish…
Neither do I...
*Coelanth appears in front of me*
Dina: Oh, now I see it! *Grabs fishing rod and catches it.*
Nice one! Wait, how did you do that if there's no water here? You know what, nevermind. On to the last question:
9. Do you even have siblings?
Dina: I had a brother, but he was killed when my parents died… I heard I had a sister who ran away, but I never met her…
I'm sorry, Dina…
Dina: It's okay, you didn't know.
Your sister actually appears in one of my stories, by the way.
Dina: SHE DOES?! YAY! I finally get to meet my long-lost runaway sister!
You'll meet her soon.
So that's all for Dina's questions! Next is Rupert! Send in suggestions!
