Alright, next chapter. I know I practically just updated this thing, but I just lost my writers block and I am gonna be on a roll for, most likely, this one chapter. (can you be on a roll for one action?) ANYWAY here you go, hope you enjoy.
Alright, coolio my great ran. fans, here we go, lets start this fight.
Randy attempted to make himself smaller as a fight was born.
"Your father ruined my career as the ninja, kid!" Antfee backed Randy into a wall.
Ms. Cunningham got between the two "He never ruined your ninja-ing. Whatever happened was your fault!"
"No! if it weren't for your stupid husband I would have been the best ninja Norisville has ever seen!"
"You obviously wouldn't have been if you got the privilege taken away from you!"
Antfee raised his hand to slap her, but Mcfist grabbed him and flung him away from the two.
"You never told me you were the ninja!"
"I wasn't supposed to tell anybody!"
"Well you defiantly told her when you got the chance!"
"I hate the Ninja!" Antfee turned back to Marissa "Where is this guy! I have a few things to say to him."
"For your information, he's dead. He died of cancer five years ago, as if you care."
"I wish he were still alive, so I could kill him!"
Randy scowled and crossed his arms "So do I, but defiantly not for the same reasons."
As the people cleared away from the argument and vacated from the party, the three raged on. As Marissa and Antfee have their argument, Mcfist got an interesting idea.
"If this kids dad was the ninja…then he knows who the ninja is!"
He called Viceroy.
"Viceroy!" he yelled into the phone "I need these two captured right away!"
Viceroy backed his head away from the receiver "I can hear you Hannibal! You don't need to shout at me."
"Just come get them! And make sure they don't see whose kidnapping them."
"Yeah, yeah."
Hannibal hung up and went back to the fight taking place.
"Then I'll take it out on this kid!" said Antfee, reaching for Randy. Marissa grabbed his wrist.
"You touch my kid a break your arm, Mac."
"Whose gonna stop me! The ninja?" Antfee mocked.
Moments later Randy and his mother were picked up by robots and Antfee was thrown to the side.
Howard had gotten impatient with Randy so he made his way downstairs to an empty house and an angry Antfee.
"We're not done Cunningham!" he screamed to the ship flying away.
"Whoa." said Howard peeking from behind the doorframe "my best friend was just captured by Mcfist and has an evil Antfee after him…what would the ninja do?" he thought for a moment "What do I care, I'm not the ninja, Cunningham is, I'm sure he can handle this."
Ms. Cunningham and Randy hung from the ceiling being held by a large mechanical claw (like Howard in Gossip Boy)
Mcfist went on the microphone "Hello Cunningham's. You have been captured by-!" he couldn't think of anything. "An evil doer." Viceroy suggested flatly
"An evil doer!" he screamed into the microphone. "And I want to know who the ninja is!…and you're gonna tell me!"
"Tell me again why these people would know who the ninja is?" asked Viceroy, skeptical.
"Because, Viceroy, she knew who the ninja of 85 was, she defiantly knows who this ninja is!"
"Hannibal, you didn't know who the ninja of 85 was. What makes you think she'd know?"
Hannibal though for a moment "He was the kids father!"
Viceroy rolled his eyes "yeah, because that makes things better."
"Disperse the mind reader!"
"There is no mind reader any more. I destroyed it to make a better one."
"Why would you do that!?"
"You told me to!"
Viceroy wanted to argue but knew it would have no effect on the boneheaded Hannibal.
"I'll get out the torture devices."
"Randy, if we don't make it out of this, I just want you to know, I love you." said Ms. Cunningham.
"Wow, that is probably the cheesiest thing you can say in this situation"
"really Randy? You're joking now?"
"Sorry, I'm sort of trying not to flip out right now. I love you too." they smiled at each other, before something interrupted the warm moment. They were moved around and thrown into a seemingly vacant room.
"Hannibal, cant we just let these people go? It's obvious they don't know anything." said Viceroy, gesturing the monitor showing the trapped Randy and his mother in their cell.
"I'm not taking any chances!" screamed Mcfist.
Randy stood in the cell while his mother sat.
"Randy, what are you doing?"
"This guy could be up to something."
"Well obviously."
"I just want to be prepared."
A door opened in the back of the room and a robo ape entered.
"I have been sent to interrogate you." it said in a mechanical voice. "I have also been told that if you do not comply, to destroy you."
"Okay, why would Mcfist destroy the only people he thinks know who the ninja is?"
"I don't know, I do not run the place."
Ms. Cunningham stood up "Mcfist?" she questioned "How would you know it was him?"
"Really? You didn't recognize his voice, you've known him for, like, twenty-five years."
The ape began a long boring interrogation.
"Have you ever seen the ninja?" it asked
"I go to Norisville high, of course I've seen the ninja."
"Have you ever talked to the ninja."
"He's usually too busy fighting you guys."
"What about you ma'am, have you ever interacted with the ninja?"
"Not the most recent one, but I did date the ninja after Mac Antfee."
Randy threw his arms in the air "Are you trying to torture us with boredom? just because my dad was the ninja doesn't mean anything!"
"He was an amazing ninja. The best Norrisville has ever seen."
Randy thought for a moment "Oh my ninja!" he yelled, coming to a realization. "I know what the No-wa, new grave puncher code is. Thanks robo ape." the ape scratched his head.
"Uh, you're welcome."
"hey, mind doing me a favor?"
"Sure, since you have been so compliant."
"Mind taking down that camera? It's a real eye sore."
"Sure, anytime." the robo ape took down the large camera down and dropped it on the ground , breaking it.
"Thanks, that was real helpful, now can you close your eyes for just a second."
"Sure. What can you do in just one second?"
In that one second Randy slipped on the mask and punched the metal gorilla in the face.
"Why are your apes so clueless!" screeched Mcfist to viceroy.
"Their heads must still be outta whack from their last encounter with the ninja. I'll get a new camera in there.
A new camera floated in and latched onto the wall.
"Ninja!" cried Mcfist as the ninja beat up the robo ape. He sliced through the metal door, and carried his mother out of Mcfist's building with few obstacles.
"get that ninja!" screamed Mcfist, letting out all of the robo apes. "And find that purple haired kid.
"Sorry, Mcfist, but I already got that kid far away from here! Smoke bomb!"
He moved to the next hallway and crashed through the wall, escaping the building.
The two caught the bus home and arrived home.
"Randy!" called his mother, finally getting over the shock "You're the Norrisville Ninja!"
Randy rubbed the back of his head "Yeah, sorry I couldn't tell you, but, smoke bomb!"
"Really?! Where can you even go?"
The smoke cleared and he was still there.
"Right." he removed the mask. "I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but I couldn't."
Ms. Cunningham nearly cried as she gave her son a wide hug "You're even more like your father than I thought." she said in a teary voice.
"Oh, mom, don't make this mushy, that's so lame." she pulls away and whipped her eyes.
"I'm sorry…I just miss him so much." she went back in for the hug and he hugged back. "me too." he said. After a second they each pulled away.
"I'm sure you're going to be the best ninja Norrisville's ever had, just like him…even though he was only a ninja for, like a year and a half."
"Thanks mom." he yawned, not realizing how late it was. "Wow, that ape asks questions really slow. Well, I'm off to bed, night mom." he waved her goodnight and headed off to bed.
That night he held the Nomicon on his lap before climbing into bed "I'm gonna do it like my dad did it, I wont turn into a Mac Antfee, Nomicon, I promise. And if you were totally calling me the best ninja ever, then, I know, I never had a doubt I was the best." truthfully he did, but that didn't matter no. he was going to live up to his father, no matter what.
There, it ended, I might make a second one, or write another fanfic that mentions his dad being the ninja, but I'm not sure yet, the ending was rushed, but that's all I got for now, hope you liked it, see you all next time!
