Phil switched on his camera.

'Hey guys! So, I don't know what's wrong with me but like every single day I see someone weird. So, I'm on the tube and this guy gets on. He looks relatively normal, about my age. And he sits beside me but I don't really notice, cos I'm playing candy crush. But then he starts kind of...mumbling? And I'm like, 'Is he talking to me?' And he keeps talking and I can't really hear what he's saying so I look over at him and he is kind of staring into space, not looking at me. So I figure he's not talking to me but he keeps talking. And by this time other people on the train are noticing him and staring. I think he was having a conversation with himself or something? God, why do I see so many weirdos?'

Dan smiled as he saw a notification in his subscription box, charlieissocoollike, Dan's favorite youtuber, had posted a new video! Dan watched the video right away, laughing at Charlie's antics. Dan had always wished he could be like Charlie and other youtubers, but he had no inspiration to make videos, and honestly he couldn't really be bothered either. Dan liked the video and left a comment, "ahahhahahahahhaah ! so funny charlie, great vid! :-)". Dan looked through the video recommendations and clicked on one that looked good, "SLURP", and watched it. This youtuber, ""kickthepj" was great, and Dan subscribed and went to watch more of his videos. He came across one titled "the two second challenge | kickthepj FT amazingphil". In this video, kickthepj was playing a game with a youtuber dan hadn't heard of before, though he did slightly recognize him. Maybe he had watched one of his videos ages ago? Dan watched the rest of the video and then, when kickthepj said "and if you don't know him already, go can go subscribe to phil's chanel right here!", dan clicked the annotation and went to his youtube account. Dan watched a couple of his videos, and though this guy was kind of cute, dan felt slightly weirded out as he was sure he recognized him from somewhere. Then dan saw amazingphil's new video, titled "I AM A WEIRDO MAGNET", and clicked on it.

'…...God,why do I see so many weirdos?' Dan stopped the was completely shocked. This was the worst thing that had ever happened. Ever. He felt terrible. He couldn't even recall the day on the train phil talked about but he wasn't at all surprised. He had been caught doing weird stuff like that before. This guy was so cool and he messed everything up. He switched on his camera. He'd never posted video before. 'Hi there. I'm Dan and this is my response to AmazingPhil's most recently posted video 'I AM A WEIRDO MAGNET.' this is super embarrassing, but I'm that weirdo. Sorry for traumatizing you Phil...' Dan posted the video on his channel at 6pm. By the morning, it had over a million views. Overnight, Dan became a celebrity. The next week he received a message on Twitter from Phil himself.