A/n hello I'm back again.

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Lil Miss Mysterious: Maybe she will, maybe she won't. I just want to slap her anyway.

SylverEclispe: I think that she has an IQ of less than a doorknob maybe a rock is a bit above her IQ. Yes the word like can make your head hurt. I love them all to although Nico, Thalia and Clarisse are my number ones.

Sexichick: I will see what I can do with fire ;).

Artemis34: Thankyou. I'm glad you find it funny. I love Leo too, he's so hyper.

Helolo: Why thankyou.

Helolo: are you the same person? Yes like is an evil word.

HonestTreachery: I like Reyna too, but I don't really like Percy and her as a couple, but that's just my opinion. Yeah an 11 is about right on the scale of hate. I say like a lot too but I'm Australian.

So I like woke up today and I looked like amazing and I was like hungry, so I like went to the pavilion. When I like got there everyone was like Evangeline sit at my table please we love you but I like wanted to sit with Nico so I did and was like hey Nico do you have like a girlfriend and he was just like yeah her names Isabella and she's in the Hecate cabin. I was like oh cool but I was like thinking I will have to like go and like talk to her about like breaking up with Nico so I could like have him. "Hi Isabella." She was like so happy to like see me cuz I'm like awesome. "Hello Evangeline." She said, "I think you should break up with Nico. He is too good for you" "Yeah your right I will." "Byee." Hehe my plan is like working Nico is like all mine, now for Percy. Eww I have like wrestling next, I'm gonna like skip Chiron and Mr D don't mind if I skip activities.

At lunch, I like decided to sit like next to Nico, everyone was like sad that I didn't like sit with them. When I like got back to the big house, I like got changed into like a purple sparkly mini dress. I'm just so like hawt that guys can't even like handle it. I'm like gonna skip all my like activities today cuz like I need to work out how to like break up Percabeth eww the have like such a gross couple name, I can't like do what I did on Isabella on like Annabelle or whatever her like name is. Eww I hate her so much.

I was like walking on the like beach and I like saw Percy like swimming. As soon as he like saw me he like came over and was like, "hi Eva want me to take you on a tour of the bottom of the ocean?" and I was like "will I like get wet?" "no I can make a bubble around us so you will be fine." "ok then" even though I like could have made like a bubble around myself, I like let Percy so we would be like close together. Percy is like so hot why isn't he like worshipping me? Probably that Annabelle chick god I like hate her so like much.

Hey sorry this is so short and that it took me nearly a year to post it but I forgot about it sorry.

Question: How would you like to kill Eva?

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