This is no longer a oneshot, is it? Enjoy! Sorry, but the site wouldn't let me use the full fake links. Just ignore it.

Disclaimer: This isn't mine.


Cath was terrified. She wasn't used to threats and had no idea what Jas was going to do. Sighing, she logged onto FanFixx in an attempt to forget her impending doom by immersing herself in slash. And, of course, to try and patch things up with Jas.


Magicath [Mar 30]

A response to your review at s/10072665

Why are you out to get me?


JasmineBlossom123 [Mar 30]

Like I said, you crushed my dreams.


Magicath[Mar 30]

Actually, you said I stamped on them.


JasmineBlossom123

Same difference. [Mar 30]


Magicath[Mar 30]

It was just a fanfic! It's not like GTL actually wrote anything rendering Penemon officially non-canon, or made Penelope a lesbian (rather than just bi like Simon) in the books or something.


JasmineBlossom123[Mar 30]

Simon's not bi.


Magicath[Mar 30]

Prove it.


JasmineBlossom123[Mar 30]

He dated Agatha.


Magicath[Mar 30]

That just proves he's not gay, not that he's 100% straight.


JasmineBlossom123[Mar 30]

Shut up.


It's not that Cath didn't want to make friends with Jas; just that Jas didn't want to make friends with her. Besides, Wren was Cath's sister and Jas's roomie, and Cath didn't want her stuck in the middle of this accidental feud. She looked down at her keyboard. What she was about to do was against everything she believed in, but it had to be done. She took a deep breath and began to type.


Magicath[Mar 30]

s/10072700

Just read it. Please.


Jas copied the link and smiled to herself as she read what came up in her browser.


Better Than Revenge

By: Magicath

Songfic. Penelope's so-called best friend is dating the love of her life. She sets out for revenge. Don't hate me, but it's Penemon.

Rated: Fiction K - English - Romance/Drama - [Penelope B., Simon S.], Agatha W., Baz P.-Words: 1018 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1-Published: 3m ago - Status: Complete-id: 10072700


Reviews for Better Than Revenge


JasmineBlossom123 Chapter 1, March 30, 2014

Not bad for a first attempt. Maybe you're not that bad ;P


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Sorry if this is crap. I wrote it for Jessica682, and the plot is inspired by something adsiderum posted in a forum topic. (Hi, people! You're awesome!) Hope you liked it!