A/N: Last chapter!
Tris: BEST REVIEW YET! I was laughing so hard I was, like, having a spasm. You will understand, Tris, and you will laugh so hard you will, like, have a spasm. Umm have you read CoHF yet? Cause if not I won't say it… Only 85? For me, it's like 100% cause I have a different description of cannon ships, but okay. Yeah, aren't they right for each other, though? IKR? Loki Has the same amount of letters as Life does so…. There ya go, Loki haters (is there even such a thing? I doubt it). Yes, nine chapters. Working on the tenth. This is the last chapter… OMG! MY SISTER JUST WALKED OUT PLAYING KATY PERY'S TEENAGE DREAM, THE ULTIMATE KLAINE SONG. Okay sorry, back on subject. Umm, no. Not a suggestion, God, you are psychic. The next book… should I say? Okay, the next book is Divergent, then PJO, then one you probably don't know (unless you do, then I'll love you) Teen Titans and the final book is the Hunger Games. IKR? Yowzah's my OTP in New Who. No, third book, I already told you that. But yeah, QUINN IS THE AWESOMEST SON OF HADES EVER! Oh! Nico! No, I didn't mean it! Please don't cry! Nico! We all love you! I know, my chapters spawn questions in your mind that explode in your head like creepers (MINECRAFT REFERENCE). Fingerling? Are you sure you didn't mean fangirling? OMG Tris, you've lost your innocence! LOL, That reminds me of AVPM when Voldemort is like "Voldemort out, (insert B-word)s" LOLOLOL Ravenshade101: It's okay, this is the last chapter. Wait no longer! And my updates will always be inconsistent. Just bear with me.
Also, OMG CoHF IS ALREADY SO GOOD! 11TH CHAPTER Y'ALL, SO INTO IT!
I the only MI I own is my copy of CoHF. I don't own anything in here you recognize from MI.
Chapter Twelve
The Kyles, the TimeLords and the Fangirls
"Wait!" Sophie raised her hands in the air.
"Oh my God," Mika whispered as she approached the TARDIS.
"What, Sophie?" Kayla leaned against the door.
"Your last name is… Kyle?" she asked.
"Yeah," I nodded.
"What," the Doctor asked, "did I say something wrong?"
"Kyle like…" Sophie trailed off.
"Jordan Kyle, yeah," Kayla nodded, "and Maia Roberts."
"…cool…" Mika said, seemingly off in space, which wouldn't, literally, be to far fetched considering the big blue she had just wandered into. (And you'll see, I lean on it in just a bit…)
"Are you talking about the Kyle's or my TARDIS?" the Doctor called in.
"…cool…" was her answer.
I leaned on the TARDIS (see?) and smiled.
"Well!" the Doctor brought his hands together, "my dearest TARDIS and my wife are saying they want to go-"
"I'm not saying anything," River leaned back and raising one eyebrow at the bow-tie clad man before her.
"You will in 3… 2… 1…" he pointed to her as if cueing her.
"You're right, for once, I want to go," she sighed and crossed her arms.
"Told you!" he said loudly, running into the TARDIS, patting Mika on the shoulder as he passed by (she responded with a "hm" and a small, half-hearted wave) and skidding to a halt at the TARDIS console as River and Kayla laughed together and followed, striking up a conversation about the alien species called the Quatabaloo, who live on a planet called Quatabaleria. Oh, that was an interesting adventure.
Despite their differences, River and Kayla had actually made a very close friendship. They had firstly and mainly only bonded because they were both tired of only having boys to talk to, but their friendship had grown. I was pretty sure River was the only other person Kayla had told her secret to (oh shush, just wait for the next book).
"So," Sophie looked at me, "how long have you been his companions?"
"I really don't know," I shrugged, "time passes differently on the TARDIS, but I guess about a year."
"Do Jordan and Maia know?" Sophie asked me, and I smiled.
"Yeah," I laughed, remembering the scene, "they were a bit skeptical at first, but they like River and the Doctor."
"That's good," she smiled a bit, but I could tell she was sad, "I'm happy that your parents are… both okay with it."
"You don't look happy," I noted, stepping closer to her.
"No," she looked down, "it's nothing. I am happy. That you… Nevermind."
And she rushed into the TARDIS.
I pushed myself upright and ran both my hands through my hair. What, had I scared her? Why had she rushed away from me?
"Dammit!" I groaned before walking into the TARDIS like nothing happened, "where to, Doctor?"
"Good question, Hunter," the Doctor fixed his bowtie, "where to? We could go to Barcelona, the planet, not the city. The city is quite boring, at least compared to the planet. I know we've gone there before but these new girls haven't. Or we could go to Asgard, quite nice views there. There's also Krypton, New Earth, the Final Planet of the Poot."
"OH MY GODS," Sophie screamed, bringing everyone's eyes (except Mika's) to her.
"What?" I rushed up to her.
"IT'S ACTUALLY BIGGER ON THE INSIDE," She screamed again.
We all sighed in relief and went back to what we were doing. Except for the Doctor, who loved hearing those words (he was quite disappointed by Kayla and I; we hadn't said that).
"Well yes," he smiled wide, "it is isn't it? I-"
"And it's the Ponds' TARDIS," she cut him off.
"What?" he asked.
"Clara Oswin Oswald," she turned on him, "does that name ring a bell?"
"No, not at all," he shook his head.
"Soufflé girl," she suggested, "the Asylum of the Daleks?"
He looked at her with a blank look on his face, as did I.
"Amelia Pond?" she asked.
"Yes," he said, "I know her very well."
"And you loved her very much?" she nodded.
"She was married," he said, indignant.
"There's different kinds of love, you know," she smiled, "but getting back on subject, you know Amy and Rory."
"Yes," he insisted.
"You know about the Weeping Angel incident?" she asked.
"Yes! Yes, I do!"
"But you haven't redecorated the TARDIS yet, and you have no clue who Clara Oswin Oswald is?"
"NO!"
The she giggled in surprise.
"Mika, Hunter, Kayla and I," Sophie said, "we're instead of Clara!"
The TARDIS console then emitted a loud noise, and a screen came flying around and stopped in front of Sophie. Words appeared on the screen.
She doesn't exist in the dimension we come from, because I don't like her. Neither does Martha Jones, because no one really liked her in your dimension. And River becomes his companion after Amy and Rory… leave, because she knows how lonely he would be if she didn't. She's my favorite.
"What?" I ask.
"What's happening?" Sophie takes a step back.
I'm the TARDIS. I know you know me. I know everything, I know more then the Doctor does. I know more then River does. I know every moment in time every place in the universe and outside of the universe. Every mili-second, every molecule I know it and see it. I know the Doctor's own future. I know you, Angelica Asheart. I came here for you. It was your destiny
"You can't have come here," Sophie shook her head, "you can't travel through dimensions. You fell."
Honestly, you think someone would've caught on by now. I'm called the TARDIS; Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Of course I can travel through dimensions. The Doctor's just an idiot, so many people are.
"So…" she narrowed her eyes in confusion, "you actually can travel through dimensions?"
"What?" the Doctor shouted, running over to look at the screen.
River knows.
"River?" he yelled.
"Yes, sweetie?" she answered from under the console, where she and Kayla had somehow ended up lounging on lawn chairs, sipping on tropical drinks and wearing sunglasses (don't ask me how, Kayla's description of what happened was to confusing to understand, and River had said something I won't repeat for fear that Sophie might read this).
"The TARDIS can travel through dimensions?" the Doctor asked.
"Yes, sweetie."
He grumbled and started to pace.
Do want to see a different dimension? There are many dimensions that I'm sure you'll love.
"Like which?" Sophie smiled.
Like The Fault In our Stars dimension, the Harry Potter dimension, the Maximum Ride dimension… I could go on forever. Or should I say… Fourever.
"You just made a Divergent joke!" she exclaimed.
I know, see and understand every race, species or creature. I understand Fangirls and feels and shipping and everything else.
"You could possibly understand," she shook her head.
Yowzah, they're your OTP in the Who fandom, aren't they? But of course, there's SuperWhoLock. Who's your OTP in that fandom? Then again, if you've only seen two episodes of Supernatural then you don't have much room to say you ship anything yet, you'll have to see more episodes and find out if Destiel is worth shipping or not. But just in WhoLock? Who then? You can't even decide if I just gave you Sherlock. MorMor and Sherlolly are neck-a-neck for OTP, but then sometimes…
"Alright!" Sophie stopped her, "so you do understand… could we go to a fandom dimension?"
I knew you were going to say that. Now, even though I now what your going to pick, which fandom?
She pondered for a bit.
"I think…" she started, "I think Divergent would be nice."
Yes, I know. Allons-y, then.
A switch flipped on the TARDIS console and the TARDIS rocked around, sending everyone onto the ground.
"Sweetie," River called from under the console, "you've left the brakes on again!"
"No I haven't" he angrily rolled onto his stomach and pressed his nose against the glass floor to stare his wife down (getting a lovely view), "she's driving herself!"
"She can't drive herself!" she yelled up.
"Well she is!" he yelled down.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?" screamed Mika, who was clutching onto the rails so hard her knuckles turned white. She was the only one who hadn't been following the conversation. Ha ha.
"We're going to Divergent!" Sophie screamed back, giggling, then she raised her hands in the air and shut her eyes, "GERONIMO!"
A/N: GERONIMO! This has been, The Asheart and Ravenshade Chronicles: Of Angel's Blood. I hope you enjoyed reading this super short novel, and are exited for the next one! (which will be longer and better written, I promise.)
Thank you both (Micah and Tris) for being loyal readers and reviewers. Tris, you were my inspiration; you made me want to write the next chapter even if I had other things to do. Micah, you were the one who inspired me to write this in the first place, we came up with this story together and then it progressed and became what it soon will be (I've figured out every plot, so I can say that).
The next book will be called The London Paradox so get ready!
Also, because I love you, I made a Trailer for the next one. It's like an Honest Trailer (you know Honest Trailers? They're hilarious) except it doesn't give anything away and will make you want to read it anyway. Here we go:
THE STORY'S BEGUN
NOW WOULDN'T A LITTLE ACTION BE NICE?
SOPHIE, MIKA AND A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE I'M TO LAZY TO NAME
MUST FIX WHAT SOPHIE CHANGED
EVEN THOUGH SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
TRIS IS ALIVE
WHEN SHE SHOULDN'T BE
SOPHIE'S BEING BLAMED
BECAUSE IT REALLY IS HER FAULT
AND ANGEL-ROSE SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING
BUT ISN'T
I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS SHE?
DISCOVER WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN WHAT SHOULD'VE HAPPENED
DIDN'T
WHEN FRIENDS FORGET EACH OTHER
BUT DON'T
AND WHEN LONDON ABBEY
IS LITERALLY JUST THERE TO BE LONDON ABBEY
COMING SOON
LIKE, REALLY SOON
THE LONDON PARADOX
BY THE ONLY AUTHOR WHO WOULD EVER NAME THE MAIN CHARACTER AFTER HERSELF
FOUREVERASHEART
Like it? Thanks. I basically pointed out all the stupid things and in case anyone's wondering, London Abbey's a new character.
See you then!
-Sophia Asheart
