Me: I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE FOR LIKE A MONTH! I'M SORRY BUT SISTER HAD TO DO STUFF WITH THE COMPUTER AND FAMILY CAME OVER AND I'VE BEEN GLUED TO SMTIV FOR THE PAST WE-

Pit: GIMME THE GAMECUBE CONTROLLER! It's my turn Pitoo!

Pitoo: No it's my turn dumbass! And I told you not to call-

Me: Can't you dumb angels see I'm trying to apologize for being late?

Pitoo: Don't know don't care! Just tell Pit to use the wii controller instead for brawl, because it's MY turn!

Pit: Nuh-uh!

Me: Why do you want the gamecube controller?

Pitoo: Because it feels smooth and natural nimrod! Why? Did you not grow up with the gamecube.*says in a sarcastic tone*

Me: No I didn't, I grew up with a PS2.

*Expensive china shatters and everybody looks at me with wides eyes and stares of disapproval*

Me: Great, it's the Wednesday before winter break all over again. Roxas, your not associated with Nintendo, please do the disclaimer before they start yelling at me.

Roxas: I really don't see the problem with a PS2. BSA doesn't own Fire Emblem, Kid Icarus, Kingdom Hearts, any characters except the OCs he makes, or a gamecube apparently.

*Everybody associated with Nintendo starts yelling at me*

Me: SHUT UP! I GREW UP WITH A PS2 AND HAD AN AWSOME TIME AND DAM DON'T MIND NOT GROWING UP WITH A GAMECUBE! I HAD A PS2 AND A DS! Also, sorry this chapter is so short, but I forgot to introduce Sully and Virion in the last chapter. Al so the next chapter will also be introductions!


Perverted newcomer equals death promises

3rd person omniscient

As the party nears Ylisttol, they hear the screams of a terrified man closing in on them. They turn around to see a man with long bluish hair, a bow and quiver on his back, running towards them at mad speed, as if running for his life.

"Help me goddesses and gentlemen!" the man screamed at them as he came to a stop in front of them, clearly out of breath.

"Gods are you alright man? What happened?" Chrom asks the man. Frederick grips his silver lance, ready to stab the newcomer should anything happen to Chrom.

"Well you see, there was a misunder-" the man was cut of by a distant scream of an angry woman. The woman starts to come into view from the horizon. She is wearing red armor, red hair, riding a horse and had a look on her face that could break stone.

"GET BACK HERE YOU SONAOFAMULE!" yelled the woman as she came racing towards them. The man hides behind the group and cowers in fear of the approaching hell that awaited him. Chrom shouted to the woman, "SULLY STOP!" and the woman skidded to a stop in front of the group.

"Chrom! I've been looking everywhere for you! Everybody was worried and GET OUT OF THE WAY! I'M GONNA KILL THIS BASTARD!" said the enraged woman who's name is Sully.

"Why do you want to kill him? What did he do?" asked Gold, confused about the intensity of her anger.

"It was an accident!" the man said behind the group.

"Your dead corpse lying in a pit of pegasus dung won't be an accident!" Sully said as she dismounted her horse and made her way to the man, spear in hand.

"Did he kill someone?" asked Silver, trying to help the man from getting speared to death.

"No" Sully replied.

"Did he steal something?"

"No"

"Did he start an apocalypse which will lead to the extinction of everything by some evil force?"

"No. I don't know what you're getting at."

"And we don't know why you are trying to kill him!"

"Why is she trying to kill you?" Gold asked the man as Silver, Sully and Chrom kept arguing.

"Well, you see. I was walking through the woods trying to find the leader of this group called the Shepherds , Chrom. Then I came upon her and after trying my luck at wooing her she started to chase me and monsters started to pour out from the sky! During the fight I might have accidently….touched her chest area." The man explained. Gold turns to Frederick and tells him what the man told her. After an explanation on cultural indecency, Frederick went to explain the situation to the others and Gold turned back to the man and asked, "What's your name?"

"Virion my la- AAAGHGHHGH!" Virion was cut off by a kick to the crotch from Gold.

"You should be ashamed!" Virion tries to respond, but is into too much pain that the only sounds he was making was grunts and single words.

"The….pain…" Gold was about to use her flux tome when Silver stopped her.

"Gold! Can we at least see what he wants with Chrom BEFORE you turn him into wolf food?" Gold lowers her tome, rage still in her eyes.

"Fine…..But if I hear he does this again, he will be my new practice dummy."

"What do you want with me?" Chrom asks Virion. Virion has now managed to stand up and regain his strength from the earlier blow.

"Well, first introductions are in order. I am Virion, the archest of archers! And I have come to join the Shepherds and aid it with my bow and arrows." He said in a grandeur manner.

"An archer eh? We still don't have one of does. You can join. But first a warning. We are not responsible for your death should it be caused by Sully or any other person you manage to tick off." Chrom said with a half serious, half joking look.

"Done and done! I am at your service!" Virion replied.

"Good! Then let us make our way to Ylisstol." Chrom ordered the group and went walking to the capitol. However, he and Lissa didn't noticed that the rest group stayed behind to threaten the newcomer.

"If you so much as DARE lay a hand on Milady Lissa, I will skin you alive and turn said skin into a new hat!" Frederick said with a threatening look.

"If you even THINK about touching me, I WILL deman you." Sully said with a devilish look in her eyes.

"If you do that to any of my friends or me, I will test out the first dangerous weapon on you personally!" Gold yelled at him.

"If. You. Lay. A. Hand. On. My. Sister. I. Will. Burn. Stab. Electrocute. And. Slice. You. Up. Into. Cooked. Bear. Food." Silver said with the most dead serious look ever made. And the group caught up with Chrom and Lissa, with Virion now staying at Chrom's side out of fear for his life.


Me: MJOLNIR!

*Lightning comes crashing down on Night Sky 101 aka NS101*

NS101: GOETIA!

*Purple lightning envelopes me and electrocutes me*

Link: What in the name of Farore are you two doing?

Me: Casting dangerous magical spells at each other for the sake of casting dangerous magical spells at each other.

NS101: Plus it's fun!

Link: But you will KILL each other!

Me: Don't question my illogical logic Link!

*Uses Valflame on Link and knocks him out*

NS101: Why does it seem like someone always gets hurt in your authors notes?

Me: I don't know. Besides, I can always use revives on them! But I think Link is just knocked out.

NS101: Good enough for me! But now who will do the review thing?

*looks around for someone*

Me: Hey Midna! Do the review thingy!

Midna: Fine. By the way incase you want to know, you didn't interrupt my game and I was DEFINITLY not at the secret final level! Read and review. THERE! EASY! WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DONE IT?!

Me: Because it's better if a fictional character does it.

*Midna proceeds to chase me with an AK-47*

1. "From the moment they are born, everyone has the right to live."-Lloyd Irving (Tales of Symphonia)