Ex-v: IM SO HAPPY

Ex-v: IM SO HAPPY!! My hands feel great, and I can type faster than ever before! Plus, my handwriting has improved. ANDDDDD I'm ambidextrous now. So I suppose surgery is good for something after all.

Why, oh why, oh why? May wondered, sitting up in bed. Drew had yet to awaken, but she knew what would happen as soon as he did.

He would get up, stumble a few times on the way to the door, make some coffee, take a shower(use all the hot water) and then spend an hour on his hair.

Often, she tried to convince herself that she didn't like him to spend so much time on himself and so little on her, but when he walked through the door…it was worth it.

As if on cure, Drew stirred. Waking up, he looked around for a few moments, surprised to find himself in bed and not on the couch.

Suddenly, everything clicked in his brain. He grinned, recalling the events of the past night. May groaned. Now he would make some kind of sexually explicit comment.

She wasn't disappointed, needless to say. She couldn't help blushing.

He stood up slowly, crossing the room to look in the mirror. There were approximately three hairs out of place, but he did a double take.

"Dear god…" he whispered, mortified. He dashed out of the room, screaming for a comb.

May giggled. Drew was the same as always. But lately, it almost seemed as though he was trying to say something. As if he was gathering courage.

That was pretty strange, considering Drew's incredible self-esteem. What kind of question would he be afraid of asking? She pondered this for a few minutes, but for naught.

By the time Drew returned, an hour had passed. "Time to get dressed." He grumbled, sounding unhappy.

"Why so glum?" She asked.

"I have a meeting today. That demonstration for charity." He replied, dusting off an Armani tuxedo.

"What are you worried about?"

He stared at her. "Do you remember what happened last time I gave a presentation?"

"You sang Sexyback."

"Yes."

"Well, why don't you just not do it?"

"I wish it were that easy. I really do."

She couldn't make heads or tails of this new development, but she realized she didn't have time to figure it out. She also had business to take care off.

Shopping. She sprung out of bed with a speed that would have shamed the tigers of India, and dived into a dress.

She kissed Drew on her way out, and slammed the door behind her.

--INSIDE DREW'S HEAD--

Oh…crap crap crap crap….i have that talk today….INNER ME, IF YOU SCREW THIS UP….

No worries. Ill be fine. For the record, you woke me up.

You deserved it.

Nu-uh. Anyway, im gonna sing.

NO

Im blue, DA-BA-Di-DA-BA-DI…

Why…why me…why….

Ex-V: I hope you all enjoyed that. Ill put more fluff into the next one.

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