Sorry for not updating... you see Im craving on my favorite otp... I started to read lots of fics. and doujinshi's ... and recently also drawing my own too... sigh..

anyway, here is chapter 5? Yeah, it's chapter 5... (geez, I forgot on which chapter I stopped...) Anyway, after this chapter, I probably going to update another new story about Naruto (Totally loooovvvveee Naruto)

But I can't make promises when Im going to update it, but I will as soon as Im done... what will take a while too.

Anyway, let's stop talking and start reading ^.^


Chapter 5

Make it as in TWO!

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written by Kaze909

"I love you Natsu and I always will and Im pregnant and marry me!"

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"What?"

Oh... right... Im such a dork.. sigh. When will I ever learn? This time it's not a dream, this time Natsu is really standing in front of me, staring at me confused I guess. Just like the rest of the guild, I even saw how Erza's cake fall back onto her plate.

Well after what I have just sa-

...

Did I just proposed to him? Isn't that the mens job? Wh-Why did I just say the last part? Oh. My. God... But I wanted to be then one who would scream 'yes' and jump into Natsu's arms and hugging him to death...

I.. I just ruined my dream proposal...

"L-Luc-"

"Shut up Natsu" I snapped randomly at him, causing him to finally shut up. ".. Im at the moment sulking!"

I wonder why the guild is awkwardly quiet at the moment, including Natsu... who cares... Im just going to go back home tumbling.

"But Lucy...-"

I slammed my fist onto the bar counter, standing up from seat, causing everybody to snap put of their dumbfounded state.

"Natsu..." I began to growl, moving my way towards him, placing my index finger onto his chest were his heart was pounding really fast, continuing to stare at him deadly.

"I told you to shut up!"

He gulped, talking a step backwards, causing himself to trip onto his butt.

How cute, he is scared... tch~

"B-But L-Lu-"

This time I gripped his scaled scarf, leaning my face closer to his, seeing little sweat pearls showing on his tanned forehead.

I closed my eyes, trying to sooth this anger I held inside of me, but somehow i failed.

"I just ruined my very own dream proposal..." I whispered grolwing, yet I felt sad at the same time.

I let go of his muffler, making him fall back to his butt, an walked back to my barstool. This is defiantly not how I wanted to tell him... I rather wanted to tell him by showing the perfect baby room I planned, but NO I had to propose to him instead.

Good job Lucy, you now totally ruined your dream proposal by proposing to Natsu instead. Sigh sigh and again 'sigh'...

"L-L-Lu-"

"What you want, Natsu?" I asked annoyed, tapping my finger randomly on the bar counter, not bothering to face him.

"M-May I t-talk to you?" he asked carefully towards me, tapping both of his index finger to another. I nodded. He suddenly took the seat next tom, still acting nervous towards me.

Well it's his fault for not proposing, it's not like we are a couple now for four god damn years...

"Na, na Lucy..." tittered Mirajane suddenly. "Don't be that harsh on Natsu. Give him first a chance to realize that you're pregnant..."

Well, why not... he haven't said anything till now... I wonder why. Im sure he'll be happy to become a father. Why the hell hasn't he said anything until now?

I glanced over to him, making him gasp in fright once more. "Why don't tell me, Natsu, what you think about me being pregnant with your damn children? Mhmm?" I asked, trying not to sound like I was going to murder him at any minute.

This is really disturbing!

Im THIS close to kill him, and still he thinks this is a sort of game?! And he takes everything as a joke... he is really disturbing...

"I-I... you...wait... as in plural?" he asked.

Plural? What doe- oh.. I said children...

"Make it as in two!" I said, holding two finger up in front of his face. "Do you have a problem with that?"

He gulped hard, shaking his head side to side, also waving his hands in front of himself. "N-No no, totally no." he stammered nervous, faking an stupid smile.

Sigh...

"So, do you want to marry me or not?" I asked bored and started to draw random circles on the bar counter. I really tried not to sound too happy about me asking him instead of him asking me.

Well to be true, I-

"Of co-"

"Shut up Natsu, Im trying to tell a story here!" I hissed this time. Now, where was I? That's right, we were talking about my feelings, weren't we?

Hai, hai! ~

Well to be true, Im actually not happy at all, about me asking him... since it's still the mens job to do so... Well this whole thing is the wrong order.

First you should marry (WHILE the men is asking you!), THEN you can talk about having children (Well by forcing him to have sex without using a condom!) and AFTER that you can die old. And not get pregnant FIRST (BY forgetting the damn condom), then a ME asking HIM to marry me (While also telling him Im pregnant) THEN giving birth by me dying so we are not able to die old and after that talking about having children...

THIS, people, is how Im going to live... living in wrong-

"LUCY! SNAP IT ALREADY!"

"Geez, Natsu, you don't need to scream like that..." I said, covering my ears. I was just telling a story, well it's his fault for interrupting me.

"Of course I want to marry you!" he said grinning, showing his perfectly white teeth. He leaned closer to my face, while cupping my face into his warm hands.

"Well, that's nice I guess. But you won't get a ring!"

"What?! Why?" he asked, removing his hands off my face. I sighed, face palming slightly, why... why do I always have to explain everything to him?

"Natsu..." I began, sighing his name.

"Yeah?"

"Because IM THE WOMAN! AND I WANT TO WEAR THE RING!" I roared, charging at him, ready to take his life away... if he wouldn't of already started to run way from me.

"L-Lucy, you shouldn't run in your state!" he stuttered scared, still running away from me... HAH! Is he trying to save his life while trying to talk his way out of, using my pregnancy he caused as an excuse?!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

No...

That won't work, Natsu-sunshine

"Natsu... Im still going to take your precious life away..." I smirked, having this pleasant desire of seeing him screech in an unthinkable pain. "... even when Im pregnant!"

"LUCY! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!"

I love you too, Natsu...


Did you like it? I hope you had a good laugh, or smiled at least or laughed mentally... just review it too.

Yep, they're going to be twins... Im really trying not to call them Sasuke or Naruto or Itachi (NOOOOoooooo, that will never ever happen) ... since it's totally the wrong anime/manga... and Im not going to write an crossover either, and it wouldn't make any sense... it's just , Im totally addicted to Naruto, I have like nearly all volumes of Naruto, an I started to collect the figures of them too...

Anway.. ( started to use 'anyway' real often now...) thanks for reading. The twins, I guess, are going to be two boy's... but Im still not sure. I guess Im still thinking about that. And their names too

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