This was completely just for fun and written by me and some friends.
There once was a Sebastian… Who tried to rape people. But realized he liked boys instead.(Poor Clary) He decided to steal Alec from Maggie.(Poor Poor Maggie) Maggie chose he was going to freeze Sebastian in a tomb and feed him to a yeti.(oops!) Alec ran away from Magnus because Magnus was married to Jace. Clary found out and she panicked and killed herself. She couldn't stand not being with Jace. Jace then realized that after the years, he was in love with Alec. Alec, now a single broken-hearted man, decided he still loved Jace and that the parabatai was stronger than he thought. Then, Maggie froze Jace and attempted to feed him to the yeti as well. Breaking their marriage. Jace called on Angel Michael and killed Maggie… Alec was very depressed, but Jace comforted him. Then, Isabelle threatened to kill Jace, so he brought back Maggie. Maggie and Isabelle both agreed that Jace was out of hand and they made a plan against him to kill him! (oooohhh :P ) Then, Maggie and Alec have a steamy makeout session. :) And Jace accidentally walked in and slapped Alec for cheating. Then, Isabelle walked in and beat up Jace and told Maggie to "do it." ← The plan So then, Maggie responded and shot Jace in the heart with a lightning bolt. Alec looked at the Dead Jace and then looked from Maggie to Isabelle. He started cussing them out. Maggie shut Alec up for a while and decided that Isabelle was extra baggage and killed her off and made Alec immortal. Alec decided that since Maggie had killed his family, he left Maggie for Adam Lambert, who just so happened to be on tour in NY. Then, Adam brings Alec on to Glee and they sing a duet together, everyone thought Alec sucked and threw apples at him. While on Glee, Alec killed Rachel, Kurt, and then attempted to kill himself, but Adam brought him back to Maggie. While Alec was gone, Maggie decided to dye his hair bright pink and turn himself into a goat… waiting for Alec's return. When Alec got back to the apartment, he heard a noise. "Mûrrr!" He ran over and attacked the bright pink goat. He landed on it and yelled, "What the hell, Magnus?!" Magnus shifted back to himself, hair and all, at the sight of Alec. Then killed Adam for taking his Alexander. Then, everyone was gay! -It became a worldwide outbreak. :)
