Tsukuyomi Sawada
Chapter 2: Screwage of Holy Proportions
I actually wouldn't mind being reborn in Hitman Reborn(See what I did there? See it? No? Oh, screw you) if Tsuna was around, but he's not. And since we're dealing with reincarnation, I'm Tsuna. Except, I'm female. And a self-aware baby… Whose idea was this?
Another problem is the fact that I've never finished watching the anime(I'm in the middle of the Varia arc right now and skipped a couple of previous episodes. I knew I should've watched them. Dang it.) nor have I started reading the manga. The good thing is the fact that I've read the wiki and the series' TV Tropes page, so I've got the general idea of what'll happen. Yay.
But that's just not enough.
On another note, I'm Tsuna. Oh, look at the possibilities! They were endless!
I grinned at the thought. This was just so awesome!
"She smiled!" Nana exclaimed happily, "Although, it was kinda scary…"
I heard Iemitsu laugh, "I'm sure it's nothing."
Oh no, father-dearest. It is far from nothing.
And then they started cooing at me. And let me tell you this, having people close to your face and have the make weird faces at you is fucking terrifying. I cried.
~ [Katekyo Hitman Reborn!] ~
Being a baby is… boring. All I ever do is think, drink and nap. Heck, I've planned out half of what I should do during important events, decided to train at a young age somehow, learn different skills and be epically awesome. Yup.
Right now though, I'm working on my walking and talking. The former is rather difficult because I'm only two months old and my legs are damn weak because of that while the latter was easier(I could manage to force out a few short words already), I don't want to freak them out, so yeah.
I might as well be prodigious and start studying complex math equations or something. Shouldn't be too hard since I still remember all that algebra crap.
Hm… Now that I'm thinking of expanding my skills, I might as well learn chess, checkers, or poker along with dealing with computers. Because as a future mafia boss, I need to be good in strategizing and hacking. Yup. I'll be one evil Vongola boss.
My goals in life are so awesome.
But what if Iemitsu doesn't want me to become boss because I'm a girl now… Well, I've been girl but, oh whatever.
Damn it dad, please don't be sexist.
As I was cursing at my father, Nana came in and took me in her arms, smiling so brightly and happily that I couldn't help but smile back. She had that effect, and she was probably where Real! Tsuna got it from. I wonder how I'll end up… Ha, far from them I'm sure.
"Hi, Yomi!" She bounced me up and down in her arms. My mother took me out of the room and into theirs. My dad was out 'buying some stuff'(Psh, yeah right.) so we were alone.
You know, what I haven't thought about? Breastfeeding.
Nana never did it to me(not that I am ungrateful of that fact). Isn't breast milk supposed to strengthen the immune system or something? What's gonna happen to me? Be sickly and crappy so that I don't out awesome Tsuna? That's just sad.
After a while, I found out that my mother does in fact breastfeed me. Only she transfers the milk into the bottle and I had to look away because that's just awkward. I shuddered.
Iemitsu came back just as I was finishing my bottle(and was becoming quite sleepy, mind you). He took me from my mother because she had to go cook. I always liked being carried by him. While Nana's arms were always loving and gentle, Iemitsu's were caring warm that I couldn't help but feel all fuzzy inside.
What was funny though was the fact that he would try to hum lullabies sometimes and his voice would always sound horrible. I always ended up laughing and not falling asleep because of that.
This time though, he was looking at me with a determined expression. He shifted me to his one arm and used his free arm to open the closet in the room. I peeked inside and saw him slide open the back to reveal a hidden compartment holding several kinds of rifles. He took out one sniper rifle before moving to a drawer which was seemingly empty. Well, until he pulled out the block of wood that was hiding another compartment. There were several clips of ammo inside, cases of gunpowder, silencers, and several books(One even read Guidelines to Hacking. How stupid is that?). He grabbed an ammo clip and a silencer and connected both to the gun with his facial expression turning to anger and hate.
Scrap my previous thought. This expression was way more terrifying than the cooing.
Was… Was that a glint of fear in his eyes? I can't tell…
Iemitsu approached the window, setting me down on the nearby night table cautiously. I grabbed onto the edge as tightly as I could and if he noticed, he shoved the matter aside. He focused on the window as he opened it and got into stance. Once, twice, three times he pulled the trigger before shutting the window close and putting everything back.
He collected me into his arms again, staring at me oddly. "How'd you manage to do that?"
I flashed him a grin. I'm simply epically awesome.
My dad looked like he just shit himself.
Apparently, I just said something along the lines of 'Ah 'picry owsum.' So my first sentence ever is baby talk for 'I'm epically awesome.' And by God, is that true.
~ [Katekyo Hitman Reborn!] ~
Iemitsu told Nana and boy was she unhappy that she wasn't there for my first sentence(at only two months, no less), so she demanded I say it again. And I did. She cheered with happiness while my father looked scared. Don't blame him, normal babies don't talk straight until they're, like, 2 years old, and they just say a word. I said a sentence.
You can guess that they labelled me as some sort of prodigy. Whoop! Plan success!
Also, I've started crawling properly. Walking shouldn't be too difficult now. I've made progress, too. Usually, I fall before I even get up, no I can walk up to 10 steps before my legs give in underneath me.
By the time I was eleven months, I had taken a level in badass in talking and walking.
I'm just that epically awesome.
~ [Katekyo Hitman Reborn!] ~
You know what's sad? Nana doesn't have any relatives who live close by and Iemitsu's is in Italy(coughMAFIAcough), so we spent my birthday with just the three of us. In Kokuyo Land. Yup.
It apparently opened only recently and my father had gotten invitational tickets through work(coughMAFIAcough) because they wanted to support our family. How sweet is that?
So here I am, in Kokuyo, being carried by my father, and grinning maniacally at the schemes in my head because I was already mapping the place out for later.
"Lunch!" Nana(She's, like, 23. Why did she get married at such a young age?) announced cheerfully, taking out two bento boxes for them(I share with either one) and some drinks(Mine being milk which I assume is still from her. I want Fanta.)
You know what else makes me feel all warm and fuzzy? NanaxIemitsu shipping. The love is like right there and it's like it's tangible!
Iemitsu fed me while talking animatedly with Nana, you can see all the love in his eyes whenever he stares at her and Nana's just so warm and stuff. Anyone would melt around these two. Anyone. Even Xanxus.
Well, maybe… He's Xanxus after all.
By the time we got home, my mother was carrying me instead of my father. He had to carry all the bags which contained items I pointed at while we were there, and since it's my birthday there was no choice but to buy them. After all, I was his perfect little moon.
Ha, we'll see in a couple of years, father-dearest… We'll see…
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I'd like to thank all those who favourited and followed. Getting more than ten in just a matter of a chapter is just… wow. You guys are awesome.
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Guest-san: Thank you. Though I'm sorry if this chapter is not long enough. It's quite difficult to write things about a person's baby days, please bare with me. I'll try to lengthen them as much as I can, but for now please stick with this. Thank you again.
