Requested by PureHope125. I would recommend reading: Adventures with the Pastas (CreepyPasta FanFic)
Battle 2: Laughing while Killing
Laughing Jack
VS
Jeff the Killer
last bit of Russian Sleep Experiment...
"Have you forgotten so easily?" The subject asked. "We are you. We are the madness that lurks within you all, begging to be free at every moment in your deepest animal mind. We are what you hide from in your beds every night. We are what you sedate into silence and paralysis when you go to the nocturnal haven where we cannot tread."
The researcher paused. Then aimed at the subject's heart and fired. The EEG flatlined as the subject weakly choked out, "So... nearly... free..."
Current day
The researcher was in his bed late at night. He struggled to go to sleep, still remembering those words. Then he felt a sudden decrease in temperature. He turned his body and saw Jeff the Killer.
"Time to go to sleep," Jeffrey said taking out his knife.
"He comes," the researched shouted to the air, before fainting from a heart attack.
"Damn it," Jeff grumbled, before hearing laughing.
Jeff the Killer turned around and saw Laughing Jack.
Laughing Jack smiled and placed some candy in Jeff's hands. Jeff denied the offering and threw the candy on the ground.
"Oh, if you won't accept my candy, maybe you will accept death," Laughing Jack screamed.
Jeff the Killer ran towards Laughing Jack and tackled him into the bed room wall. Jeff the Killer aimed the knife towards his enemy, only for Laughing Jack to dodge it, making the knife get stuck in the wall.
"Wont you like to see something strange," Jack said pulling out a white and black jack in the box.
Laughing Jack kept turning the lever, making the box emit the tune 'pop goes the weasel'.
Jeff the killer released the knife from the wall and charged at his opponent. Laughing Jack threw the box at Jeff. The killer caught it in both hands.
The jack popped out with a bomb in its hands. The bomb defused, making Jeff the killer fall to his knees.
The killer got up and punched his enemy a few times in the gut. He then sliced the knife at Laughing Jack's face, leaving a little scar.
Jeff then took his knife and ripped Jack's clothes to shreds. Laughing Jack kept laughing as Jeff then impaled the knife in his left arm. Laughing Jack laughed as he removed the knife and threw it back. Jeff caught his knife.
"Come on! Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose," Laughing Jack shouted throughout the bedroom.
He then reached into his sleeve and pulled out a long adrenaline needle. Laughing Jack then poked the needle in Jeff's right eye, and began to place liquid in it, but the killer kicked his opponent away.
Jeff held his right eye, and cursed "Time to go to sleep!"
Jeff the killer then took out a gallon of gas and quickly splashed it on Jack and the ground. Jeff then took out a lighter and let the floor and parts of his enemy burn. The flames on the ground circled around Jack, while the flames on him only were on his clothes.
"What's this? There's fire everywhere," he laughed.
Laughing Jack blew into a blue balloon, as the flames kept rising. Laughing Jack tied the balloon with a string. Jack then quickly ripped off his burning clothes, revealing his four pack.
Jack then rushed through the flames and tied the balloon around Jeff the Killer's neck. Jeff dropped his knife as he gagged for breath. Jeff tried to untie the knot, but to no avail. Laughing Jack picked up Jeff's knife and stabbed it in his opponent's stomach.
Laughing Jack then kicked his opponent to the ground while laughing.
Jack untied the knot around Jack's neck, as he quickly cut a giant hole in the killer's stomach.
"Wait, we could become the worlds best killers," Jeff plead.
Laughing Jack laughed at his enemy's suffering. He kept laughing as he removed Jeff's guts and filled it back up with candy. Laughing Jack quickly took the organs from Jeff and began messing with it.
The organs then were in the shape of a duel blade sword. Laughing Jack smiled at it and said,"Isn't it beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any."
"Isaac would be proud," Jack laughed as he left the bedroom.
Jeff the Killer eventually died from blood loss.
Requested by PureHope125. Laughing Jack would win, even if I didn't follow her request.
BONUS: My thoughts on Snuffbomb's 'situation'- IT'S BOGUS!. I'm searching, but can't find any news articles about it, just forums and blogs. This lead to me think someone started a rumor and fangirls gone mad on it. Besides "Everyone is innocent until proven guilty." Is he even in jail?
DOUBLE BONUS: I made Laughing Jack a Tim Burton fan; notice the movie quotes?
So, who's next? Well, I had a request from last year I can do... See you this weekend!
