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Brace yourself for the grand finale! It's all seven winners Vs Zalgo

Final battle: A Filthy Finale

Seven Deadly Sins

VS

Creepypasta Devil


All seven winners from the past battles this month were in hell. They stood on coal, and were surrounded by flames. In the sky was the full moon, shining bright at the seven. The moon seemed to stay in one place.

Sonic. EXE, Laughing Jack, Ms. P, SCP106, Lonliness, Skin Taker and Grim looked around and saw a giant red throne chair. In it was the one and only, Lord Zalgo!

"You all have failed in my eyes," the Lord shouted.

"Wait, I thought you only corrupted illustrations," Sonic. EXE stated.

"Oh, let's start with you," Zalgo growled before teleported.

Sonic was shocked when Zalgo suddenly appeared in front of him.

"You shall represent the sin of pride. There is only one God, and that is me," Lord Zaldo shouted in Sonic's face.

Laughing Jack laughed out loud when Zalgo yelled at Sonic. The Lord then turned to Jack.

"Laughing Jack, you shall represent the sin of envy. Out of jealousy, you killed Isaac and his girlfriend," Zalgo yelled.

Laughing Jack backed up a bit. He began to stutter. "But I changed! I have a girlfriend named Kathryn, now," Jack said.

All the other creeps laughed and pointed at Jack. "It's true! We even planed our wedding to be in 'Corpse Bride' style," Laughing Jack said throwing a fit.

Ms. P chuckled, before Zalgo turned his head to her.

"You will represent the sin of lust. According to google, you and Jeff the killer are together, but in your story you try to get with a boy named James. You are the sin of lust, Zalgo said.

Ms. Pencilneck gasped. "But, that's just fan art," she said.

"If you did your job, you would make sure it never happened in the first place," Zalgo yelled.

Zalgo then went up to SCP106, and didn't get damaged. "And you SCP, will represent the sin of wrath. You destroy everything in your path," the Lord shouted at the SCP.

Lonliness did it's regular Pokemon cry, making the Lord lean down at the Eevee. The Lord petted the now regular Eevee, before whispering something.

"You will represent the sin of sloth. Countless times you were to lazy to notice you were dying. I kept reviving you, but you still never noticed," Zalgo stated.

Lonliness cried remembering BRVR and Tyrin.

Zalgo then turned towards Skin Taker.

"Alright, what sin am I," the puppet sighed.

"You will represent the sin of greed. You always were searching for more skin. What you have is never enough," the Lord pointed.

"I know," Skin Taker nodded.

Grim backed into a corner as Zalgo walked up to the cannibal.

"Lastly, you will represent the sin of gluttony. Always eating, even if it is the flesh of humans," Zalgo said.

"That is called Cannibalism, and that is frowned upon in most countries," Laughing Jack commented.

"Whatever," Zalgo huffed.

"While you're at it, will we get Oompa Loompa songs," Laughing Jack replied."No," every other creepypasta yelled.

Zalgo then stepped back away from the seven creeps. "Now, come at me! Do your worst," the god shouted.

The Eevee named Lonliness growled, before using a quick attack. Zalgo darted his eyes at the Pokemon, before drop kicking it's head.

Lonliness then cried as it fainted.

"Critical," Zalgo shouted.

Sonic. EXE grinned before dashing at the devil. Zalgo grinned before disappearing from sight. Sonic skidded to a hard stop. He frustratedly looked around for the god.

Zalgo then appeared behind the hedgehog, and kicked him away.

Ms. P smiled as she snapped her fingers, making a small fire appear in her palm. "That this" she shouted.

Pencilneck then threw the fireball, but it just brushed off the demon. "Yeah no," Zalgo roared, before dashing towards Ms. P.

The devil then pinned her to the ground. She struggled and tried pushing Zalgo off her body. Zalgo grinned, before using his claws and scratching at her long neck, making it bleed.

Grim the Cannibal ran up to Zalgo and Ms. P. "Let go of my dinner," Grim said taking out a cookie roller.

The cannibal then slammed Zalgo's head with it. As Zalgo continued to punch Ms. P, he turned and quickly swiped the roller out of Grim's hand. Ms. P then used this time to crawl away from Zalgo. She stood up and backed up away.

Zalgo stood up and faced the cannibal. "Want some beef jerky," Grim stuttered reaching in his pocket and pulling out a strip of meat.

Zalgo roared very loud as he pierced the cannibal's stomach with one claw. As the devil removed his hand, Grim was shown to have a hole in his stomach. Grim gagged, before falling backwards.

SCP106 stormed up to Zalgo, but the devil grabbed the monster before throwing him hard on the ground. As the SCP tried to get back up, Zalgo used his fire breath on him, making SCP106 burn.

Zalgo kept on using his fire breath, until SCP106 was nothing but dust and ashes.

Skin Taker then snuck up behind Zalgo, before he started to choke him. Skin Taker smiled taking out a knife as he kept on chocking the devil.

"Your skin will make a perfect umbrella," Skin Taker grinned before grinding the knife into Zalgo's back.

"I don't think so," the devil whispered.

Zalgo then reached his hands back and managed to grab Skin Taker. Zalgo then picked up Skin Taker and threw him in front of Zalgo. Skin Taker crawled away as Zalgo used fire breath at where the puppet landed.

Laughing Jack signalled over Ms. P, Skin Taker and Sonic. EXE. The creeps went over to the clown.

"Guys, the only way we can beat him is by teaming up. With the power of friendship and harmony, we can overcome any task," Laughing Jack told the three creepypastas.

"Fine," Sonic. EXE moaned.

Skin Taker and Ms. P smiled at each other, before looking at Zalgo. They nodded at each other, before both of them ran towards Zalgo.

They both took out large knives and slashed at the devil. Zalgo stood back and let them keep stabbing and slashing him. He then yawned before grabbing both creeps. By holding them, they started to get electrocuted.

Sonic and Jack rushed towards Zalgo. As Laughing Jack tried to prie Ms. P and Skin Taker out of Zalgo's grip, Sonic. EXE went behind the devil and sliced at the back.

"I AM GOD," Sonic shouted as he continued to rapidly punch Zalgo in the back.

Jack then pulled Ms. P and Skin Taker from Zalgo's grasp. Sonic. EXE kept on attacking Zalgo from the back, until the demon turned around and bitch slapped the hedgehog. Sonic flew yards away and began to slip off the coal platform into the fire.

"Hang on buddy," Skin Taker said.

Skin Taker rushed up to Sonic and pulled him up to his feet. "I could have took care of myself," Sonic. EXE huffed.

"I feel like singing," Zalgo smiled.

"Can we join," Laughing Jack and Ms. Pencilneck said.

Zalgo grinned before opening his sixth mouth and started singing in a whole new language. He begun to sing louder, as the flames of hell rose higher, and the coal platform began to rumble.

"What the fuck," all four remaining sins shouted.

Before they knew, the flames of hell spread and landed on each of the creeps. Zalgo kept on singing louder as the four creeps begun to burn, literally in hell. All four sins screamed for a while, before hundreds of black souls surrounded Zalgo. The souls cirled around Zalgo, protecting him from the flames. Zalgo then finally finished singing.

He sighed looking at the damage.

"It's finally over," Zalgo muttered.

"Not so fast," a voice from behind said.

"So, Malone, the prophet," Zalgo laughed looking at the father.


CLIFFHANGER! To be continued in Creepypasta Death Battles 3, hoff pump to everyone! /)(\

Chapter Title Reference: From a classic video game, that counts as a cancelled movie sequel. The game was called 'A Nightmare Before Christmas Oogie's Revenge'. The final boss's song is called, 'A Filthy Finale'

Is it wrong that an atheist had too much fun writing this?

Long live the Lord! Long live the Lord!... Zalgo I mean.

Anyway, review and I'll see you guys next October for more creepypasta death battles!

Can't wait? Tomorrow, I will have another fanfiction involving creepypastas... I call it: Pasta with the Creeps...sneak peak, it will be more humor than horror, as the seven sins and other creeps enter a new land called 'Pastaville' where they will follow three strict rules to have immortality. Lonliness will be the 'Kenny', so stay tuned!

Riddle me this: If you encounter near a villain, what is their "q" (minus the "c" from pronouncing) from their surroundings, what is the abbreviation of the word "EVIL" that follows, and lastly, what makes them to say while they antagonize the heroes with the synonym of the words like "silly", "imprudent", and "acts unwisely"?

WAIT! I thought Zalgo only corrupts Comics/Illustrations? So this 'Zalgo is Lord' is zqzawsxdecrfvgtbhynujmki,olp;[']'[; ,ikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa

This is Zalgo, the lord that is true.

Sorry about that, I chopped up my victim's head off and made it roll on the keyboard.

I shall control this 'Duperghoul' now

He dared to put my work in doubt.

I will spare the Earth... for now!

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