Warning: AU with a Fem!Harry

"Hermione?" she mumbled shyly through the bathroom door. "Er, can you come here for a second?" The bushy haired girl looked up from the thick book she was perusing.

"Harry, I can't open the door if you're in it," Hermione replied exasperatedly, her hand on the doorknob. "What is it? Are you alright?" The door cracked open, Harry's bright green eye staring fearfully through the tiny sliver.

"I'm bleeding. But I didn't hurt myself," Harry whispered. "And it doesn't hurt. It's coming from- from down there." Hermione's face went from worried to surprised to amusement. She began to giggle softly.

"Oh, Harry!" Hermione said through her laughter. "Don't worry about it. Here, let me get you some napkins- I'll explain it in just a moment..."


Word count: 135

And I'm back! Not up to my usual standards in length but it's much more humorous than usual. I'm a bit rusty, as I haven't been writing in months, but I suddenly felt an urge to go back and write some more! It's my first time venturing out of canon territory but I do feel like this is the sort of thing a canon Fem!Harry would do. I love the idea of even more of a Harry/Hermione friendship (I don't ship them romantically; in fact I don't really ship Harry Potter characters together at all) that I think would have developed had Harry been a girl.