"Welcome to Ikebukuro, one of Tokyo's many busy places. Shopping centers for tourist to enjoy, and lots of places like the Russian sushi to go and eat out."

The camera fuzzed as it was whipped towards a certain raven haired man, donning a black fir trim jacket even in the midst of a heat wave. He did stand in the shade however to avoid burning up, but it was still relatively hot to the informant. The ravenette smirked waving to the camera and sighs, going back to film his precious humans strolling about.

"Humans are weak things," he said sultry slowly turning the camera back to him. "But they have certain aspects I've only just come to take note of. Say, no man knows what it feels like to have a child, or give birth. All too many of them take it for granted."

As if on cue, the ravenette turned the camera to a woman and her baby. "Mother's go through so much to have children." The camera was turned back to him as he smiled. "And why am I talking about this? Well, I happened to be a part of a human study an old classmate of mine was doing when we were in high school. I was injected with his experimental pregnancy fluid and before long, I realized I was pregnant. Being pregnant, and a male, how utterly confusing. But it happened. Nine months of carrying an unborn fetus."

"Ah but I never went about it alone. The father of the fetus was beside me the whole time. And I, Izaya Orihara, couldn't be more happier bringing life into this world, and spending time with my favorite humans."

"Momma!"

Izaya lowered his camera as a group of four made their way to him. He smiled at his four sons, as each of them smiled with glee and in anticipation. Each of his kids, either looked like him, or their father, Shizuo Heiwajima. They gave the oldest and younger half of the twins Shizuo's last name, giving them Tsugaru Heiwajima, and Delic Heiwajima. The oldest of the twins and the youngest member of the family were given Izaya's last name, giving them, Psyche Orihara, and Hibiya Orihara.

Being the oldest, Tsugaru, spoke first and for the rest of his brother's. "Mom can we get ice cream?"

The twins, chanted Ice cream, while shy Hibiya stared at his mother wanting ice cream as well. Izaya sighed, and chuckled in amusement, before turning the camera off. He placed his phone in his pocket and stood up pulling out his wallet. "Let's go get ice cream and get home before dad does."

Izaya rolled his eyes as his twins ran on excitedly ahead, and Tsugaru jogged up to keep them in check. Hibiya clung to his mother's side, up til they got to the stand, in which then the boy clung to Delic. Psyche was bouncing all around Tsugaru, and the future fake blonde smiles at his brother. Izaya got chocolate for Tsugaru, strawberry for Psyche and Delic, and a vanilla cup for Hibiya. They took refuge under a large shady tree in the park, the kids crowding around their parent whom had whipped out his phone and began filming again.

"Children are really a blessing, despite the pain they may cause you. But of course you can't have any if you continue clinging to Seiji like you do."

In his office, Namie slammed her laptop irritated, and stood up to go make herself some calming tea. She really hated her boss, though he paid good money and kept her seemingly failing company from crashing. However she could not take his harsh teasing and probing into her life, and love for her younger brother. With a snort, as she put the water on the stove, she absentmindedly laughed at the inner thought of something quite ironic.

She would have to pull it up when the ravenette and his kids came home, and then when his kids were busy and Izaya was left alone to work. A smirk ran across her lips at her boiling plan, but she would have to be sneaky. Her boss wasn't the best informant Tokyo had to offer for nothing, so she would have to try and be just as conniving as he is. Oh how fate worked when you have something to use against the one person who is somewhat your savior.

It had been a few minutes, in which Namie drank half her tea when Izaya and his gang walked in. She kept a steady eye on his kids as he gave them instructions to be quiet and play nice in their room. The kids nodded and ran upstairs to play, leaving a proud Izaya to skip gleefully to his desk. He spun in his chair a little before turning to his computer to start his work. Namie took a small sip of her lukewarm tea before walking to hand Izaya some papers.

"So Orihara." She started and waited for her boss to give her his full attention before continuing. "You say, children are a blessing am I right?"

"That is what I said and more before you rudely closed the laptop on me." Both ravenette's locked eyes in a silent war before his secretary continued.

"You don't think there's a possibility that your kids could be having incestual relationships amongst each other? I mean, they practically take after you and their father, so it's possible, isn't it not?"

Izaya furrowed his brows for a moment before laughing softly. "Are you upset because I pointed out how Seiji won't respond to your one-sided love? Namie, you can be really childish sometimes."

The secretary smirked and shrugged. "There's still a slight chance. All it takes is for one of them to think the wrong way." she said walking away from her boss.

Izaya bit his lip, flashing his employee's back a dark look before returning to his work. He wasn't overly worried about his kids having a good relationship, but it would be problematic if they did start having incestual relationships with each other. He shook his head and chuckled. They wouldn't know what incest or what love is even if he explained it to them. They're young. They're kids. They don't worry about things like that.

Or...do they?