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Abra Catastrophe: The Inner Thoughts and Workings
Starting at the Bowing Ceremony.
"You know what this party needs?" Crocker asked the fairy in his staff. "Shrimp puffs!"
And with that he pointed his scepter towards the sky, and Wanda felt the horrible pain again.
It felt like a million volts of electricity were surging through her body, burning every inch of her, inside and out. She could feel herself being drained of her magic and her energy, and she was powerless to stop it. She could only scream in agony as this mad man used her powers for his own greedy purposes.
Wanda's ungodly screams were too much for him to bear. Cosmo couldn't stand seeing the love of his life being tortured like this.
"Ahh, he's hurting Wanda!" He wailed as tears filled his eyes. "He's too powerful!"
"We gotta do something!" Timmy yelled at him.
"Well whaddaya want me to do!?" Cosmo yelled frantically. "I mean look at me: I'm a wimp! These aren't muscles, these are bones with sleeves!" Cosmo couldn't help but tear up again at the thought of being so useless. "I can't do it! I've failed you and Wanda!"
With that Cosmo poofed home.
"What do I do? What do I do?!" Cosmo rambled to himself as he paced around his and Wanda's room. When he finally glanced up, what he saw stopped him dead in his tracks.
It was a huge picture of them on their wedding day. They loved that picture, it was the best day of their lives, and so they kept it hanging in their room. As Cosmo looked at it, he flashed back to that day.
He thought about how ecstatic he was when she said yes, how glad he was that she was officially his now, how gorgeous she'd looked in her dress... And he remembered his vows.
"I promise that I'll protect you from anything Wanda. I won't let anything bad happen to you. Ever."
Cosmo's panicked expression quickly morphed into a more serious one.
Wanda was his best friend, his wife, his everything. He had to save her.
"If only I weren't so weak..." He started to speak, when suddenly it hit him.
He frantically flew into the basement and riffled through a box by his old weight bench. He flipped through a small stack of VHS tapes before he found what he was looking for.
It read: Massive Pecs in 5 Secs.
"Bingo." Cosmo said to himself.
"I'll never bow down to you Crocker!" Crocker's eyes shot open, and he glanced towards the voice. Though Wanda recognized it right away.
Timmy! She thought excitedly.
She figured that Timmy and Cosmo would come up with some sort of plan to stop Crocker. When she glanced over however, she noticed that it was only Timmy. Where's Cosmo? Is he okay? She began to worry about her husband.
"I don't care how powerful you are! You're still a second rate elementary school teacher!" Crocker scowled at Timmy.
"And shrimp puffs reek!" At this point the crowd around them "Ooh"ed.
"Hmm," Crocker turned to face Wanda. "What would an angry dictator say right now?"
"I'm gonna let the fairy go?" Wanda offered.
"No!" Then his voice softened for a moment. "Good try though, I respect that."
Damnit. Wanda thought to herself.
"He'd say SILENCE!"
"AAAAHHHH!" She screamed as Crocker blasted his scepter at Timmy.
Wanda wanted to yell out to him. Tell him go to somewhere safe, that she'd be fine. But she was in too much pain to speak.
The next thing she knew, they were right in front of Timmy.
"Who are you?!" Crocker yelled as he kneeled down to his level.
"I'm... Uhh," Timmy started as he pulled down his hood. "One of America's most beloved comedy entertainers?"
"Fine Shemp," He started as he stood back up again. "If it's a magic fight you want, it's a magic fight you'll get!"
This time the shock was continuous and whilst being shocked, she was being thrown around inside the scepter.
When she next opened her eyes, she was face to face with her godson. She glanced over and noticed that the magic mirror had been shattered. It was killing her, the fact that her magic was supposed to protect him and make him smile, and now it was being used in an attempt to destroy him.
Timmy and Crocker exchanged a few words, but Wanda wasn't paying much attention. She was focusing all her energy on holding back her tears.
"Excuse me,"
She heard the familiar voice, and her eyes shot open.
"Hi Mr. Crazy-Face." Cosmo started.
Wanda couldn't believe her eyes. Cosmo had come to save her! HER Cosmo! Who was afraid of his own shadow! And not only was he here, but he was hunky.
"Meet Mr. Fairy-Fist!" Cosmo finished as his arm shot forward and nailed Crocker in the face.
Crocker flew backwards, bringing Wanda along with him. While Crocker lay dazed and confused, Wanda took the time to further admire her husband.
He looked damn good. Sure, she liked the way he normally looked, but there was something oddly endearing and incredibly sexy about that fact that he looked like that just for her. To save her.
"Wandaaaa!" He yelled as he flew towards her.
"That fairy hit me." Wanda gasped as she heard Crocker behind her. "Wait," he realized. "That fairy hit me!"
"Cosmo! Look out!" Wanda yelled.
Wanda flinched with every blast Crocker fired at him. But to her amazement, and honestly, everyone else's, he managed to deflect every blast. They would simply bounce off of his muscles as if he were invincible.
Crocker looked over to her in awe. "Those are some massive pecs..."
Wanda gave a sly grin. And they're all mine. She thought to herself.
Suddenly, Cosmo began to charge at them, flying at a speed Wanda had never even imagined a fairy could reach.
Even Cosmo was impressed with his newfound skills. He'd never been able to take a blow like that, or even fly this fast. But boy was he grateful that he could right now, because he was gonna do it. He was gonna save Wanda.
His face turned into one of pure hatred as he thought of all the pain Crocker had put Wanda through. Anyone who did that to her had to suffer.
"Oh poopy." Crocker said right before Cosmo wailed on him.
Punches flew from left and right. They seemed to be coming from every direction at once, and it was an incredible sight to see. Crocker couldn't take it anymore, and flew backwards as Cosmo decked him square in the face. The scepter flew through the air, and Cosmo caught it.
"Cosmo!" Wanda yelled out joyfully. "Nice massive pecs." She commented once again through lidded eyes.
"Ya like 'em?" Cosmo asked as he posed, showing off to his wife. "Well, maybe I'll watch 5 Second Massive Calves, and 5 Second Massive Thighs, and 5 Second Massive Glutes."
Suddenly, the staff jerked beneath Wanda, and she gasped. Crocker had grabbed a hold of it. Suddenly, he pushed a red button, and Cosmo was sucked into the scepter with her.
Just from being sucked into the scepter, he'd already lost so much energy that he felt light headed. And much to his disappointment, his massive pecs were now gone.
"Haha!" Crocker laughed as he tested his scepter's new power.
Cosmo and Wanda screamed as they were zapped. Cosmo was mortified. He couldn't even imagine how bad it must have hurt when Wanda was alone in here; at least now that he was there, they would share the blow, but alone... He shuddered as he thought about it. Imagining the pain was excruciating, and imagining that pain on his wife was unbearable.
"Now I have 2 times the fairy fun! And nobody can stop me!" Crocker yelled before continuing his evil laughter.
"Let those fairies go!" Timmy hollered at him.
"Back for more, eh? Okay. I'll show you what magic, along with the proper planning and a bit of psychosis, can REALLY do!"
He extended his arm, and used the staff to create a portal and quickly sucked Timmy inside.
"Nooooo!" Was the last thing Cosmo and Wanda heard from him before the portal closed.
They turned to each other with tears in their eyes, and they embraced. Even though they knew it wasn't their fault, they couldn't help but feel guilty that their magic was being used against their godson.
Their hug was unfortunately cut short as Crocker powered up the staff again and created another portal for him to jump through.
They were rendered powerless, and were forced to watch their godson try to escape Crocker's wrath without them.
