As Mira listed off all the men Lucy wanted to bone I found myself absentmindedly stripping down to my boxers. My appearance on the list surprised me, and I smirked when Lucy said she thought I was hot. 'Damn straight.' I thought as Mira finished the list. My smirk only grew when I thought of all the things I'd do to Lucy for not telling me she was interested sooner, when I was interrupted by Mira saying there was another list. Curious on what turned Lucy on, I listened, and every thing written down gave me a bigger nose bleed than the last, and by the time that list was finished I'd used my shirt to help mop up the blood my nose was releasing.

Did Lucy not realize how, if she'd told anyone in the guild what we'd just heard, she'd have gotten them as her boyfriend? Apparently not, as she apparently hasn't even had her first kiss yet. All I knew is that when she returned, fun was going to be had. After wiping up the last of the crimson liquid I sat down to relax, but that didn't happen. Lucy chose that moment to walk into the guild, smiling and waving to everyone.

I didn't hide my smirk, and when Laxus appeared behind her my smirk became a frown. I say Laxus whisper into Lucy's ear before backing away in shock, asking a question everyone heard and everyone wanted an answer to. "You weren't just writing that stuff in your diary to shock us?" When I saw Lucy nod a large grin overcame my features, and I couldn't resist the urge to say "Oh Lucy~!" alongside a few others before promptly chasing her out of the guild.

Whenever I got close I was cut off by Sting blinding me, and when he got to close I tripped him by making him slide on ice. Getting a brilliant idea, I created ice underneath Lucy's feet, causing her to trip due to the sudden slipperiness. Just as I was about to pick her up bridal style to stop her from falling Lyon jumped down from a building roof and picked her up, causing her to wrap her arms around his neck at the suddenness of it all, shoving her boobs in his face.

After Lyon gave me an evil grin he took off with Lucy, and I couldn't have been more angry. I started chasing after them, but I was knocked unconscious by a burst of light before everything slowly faded black.