A/N: Yay, second part done! Hope you like it, and I should have the next part of this mini series next week! Don't worry, the other members of both groups will get their turn soon.


Now if there was one thing that Bel could always rely on, it was the disgustingly and consistently annoying lack of emotion from his kouhai. He had tried nearly every form of attack known to man and still continued to get nothing but sass. While Bel could hardly stand any of the peasants he was forced to associate with, this one was especially irksome, for the simple fact that his reactions were almost… not human. So Bel coped by throwing knives and throwing insults, knowing that once he could eliminate Fran, he would finally have peace. That is, until he had met that thing…

It was a pleasant afternoon. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and a light breeze was lazily pushing the puffy white clouds across the sky. Of course, none of these things had mattered to the Varia as they never bothered to take time off from their constant bickering. As usual, no Varia fight could ever be truly complete without weapons. So while most people in the park were playing soccer or Frisbee, this group was playing their own version of tag in which the person to get the least injured wins and gets to decide which way the group was going to go next. It was all good fun until…

Thunk.

"Ow. It seems I have been impaled."

At this the battle royale promptly ceased as Lussaria, Squalo, Bel, and Fran stopped and looked at the source of the voice in disbelief. They had never heard a statement so blunt and emotionless from anyone, not even Fran. The injured teen had a smaller build and had his medium length teal hair tied back in a short pony tail. He had a casual, but fashion forward sweater on, which seemed to be odd considering the hot summer weather. Though he had a knife stuck firmly in his bicep, he was standing calmly looking at the knife with mild curiosity as blood was slowly soaking into his sleeve. With his odd tone of voice and appearance, each of the Varia members couldn't help but compare him to a certain frog-hatted member in their midst. Bel was the first to snap out of the stupor as his face broke into an evil grin.

"Shishishi, you never told me you had a brother, froggie! Another peasant to submit to the Prince!"

"I am confused, you do not appear to be royalty?" Ai stated, head tilting slightly to the side in the process.

"Voiii, why didn't you tell us there was another of you!" Squalo shouted, brandishing the sword still in his hand in Fran's face.

"That's because there's not, baka, he's just a wannabe poser." Fran replied in his usual monotone voice, looking bored with the situation.

"I am not doing any posing though, how am I a poser?" Ai asked, still with only the slight head tilt to show any emotion.

"Awww sugar, I wanna see you posing, Fran doesn't do it enough for me." Lussaria whined with his big puppy dog eyes shining through his sun glasses.

"I can pose, but there is no point, it is my day off. Perhaps you should ask Reiji instead." Ai said with a shrug and just a slightly mischievous gleam in his eyes.

"Oooohhh, who's this Reiji? Is he Fran's brother too?" Lussaria cooed in excitement.

"They're not my brothers you disgusting senpai. Besides, what's the point of posing for a camera when a puny bean pole won't even even show up in the pictures?" Fran said as he eyed the teal-haired teen.

"Do you want to see how?" Ai's eyes were gleaming with a subtle, unnatural passion as he began to dance, striking pose after pose. Lussaria nearly fainted out of sheer bliss and Squalo looked mildly impressed, while Fran looked like he had been slapped in the face. Bel for once in his life had a look of sheer horror on his face, akin to that of his own victims. Not only did this teenager have the monotone sass of Fran, but he could dance. Bel had hardly begun considering the many terrible uses that this dancing could be put to when his hands started trembling in fear. He almost didn't notice when Ai finished, brushed off his sleeves and began stalking off. Almost.

"Hey p-peasant, give me b-back my knife, you th-theif!" Bel shakily spat out before the idol could get out of range.

Ai turned around casually and looked down at his arm. He lazily drew the knife out of his arm and dropped it to the ground before he again began walking away in pursuit of his own kouhais, who had begun their trip to the store as a casual walk, but had turned into a chase as Syo escaped.

For a brief second the group was frozen, before a small chuckle escaped from Squalo. He had just begun to process what had just happened and soon his small chuckle began to grow, bursting out in a loud roar of laughter. "You idiot… hahaha… you both just got shown up… hahaha… by a teenager! That was great! Hahaha…" Squalo stuttered out as he was nearly bent over in laughter, tears springing up in the corner of his eyes. He was soon down on the ground and gasping for breath. Meanwhile Fran was alternately smirking at Bel and frowning after the teal haired teen and Lussaria was gushing to himself over the dancing he had just witnessed. Needless to say, it didn't take long for Bel's knives to start flying as a battle royale broke out once again. However, even considering the extremely violent nature of the Varia's fights, no injury came anywhere close to that of Bel's pride when he began a stash of Ai's merchandise that evening.