Disclaimer; I don't own Naruto or any of the characters.

So, here's some 'SasuNaru' and LeeSaku...guys, I don't like either of these parings. XD Haha, I guess we'll see how this chappie turns out! Oh, and in case any of you were wondering, this fanfic is kinda a crack thing, and EVERYONE IS STILL ALIVE, DAMMIT. AND SASUKE WAS FORGIVEN FOR BEING SUCH A BASTARD.


Naruto smiled at Hinata as they walked to the training grounds. The past week they had been hanging out a lot more and even went on two dates. Hinata was ecstatic to say the least. She had stuttered less and was standing a little taller.

But, onto the pairings of this chapter. Naruto was laying down in the grass after their training and Hinata had went to go get something for them to eat. He grinned when he heard feet shuffle towards him. Hina-chan's back...He opened one eye and frowned. Well, it wasn't Hinata but his best-idiot-friend, Sasuke.

"Dobe, what are you doing?" Sasuke towered over the boy laying down and Naruto grunted as he sat up.

"Waiting for Hina-chan to come back with some food. What do you want, teme?" Naruto gave him irritated look, which Sasuke ignored.

"Have you seen Sakura?" Sasuke had an irritated glower on his face and Naruto smirked.

Oh, this was just too good to be true. Sasuke glared even harder when Naruto started snickering at him. "Shut-up, dobe. Have you or haven't you?"

Naruto answered between laughs; "Pfft, yeah," Sasuke waited, "She's on a date with bushy-brows." Naruto laughed even harder when Sasuke stiffened. Oh, he was definitely enjoying torturing him.

"Hn." That was all Sasuke said as he walked away, leaving Naruto to laugh at him. Which, by the way, didn't last long, seeing as how Sasuke threw a kunai aimed at his. Bastard.


Hinata came back ten minutes after Sasuke and saw Naruto laying down with his back turned to her. She quietly walked to the other side of him and set the ramen and pocky down against the tree they were next to. Naruto looked to be sleeping and Hinata smiled. She brushed her hand across his forehead and sat against the tree. The breeze rustled the leaves and her hair and she closed her eyes.

It was definitely a calm and quiet afternoon. Well, it was until a loud slurping caused Hinata to startle. She looked to her left and saw Naruto scarfing down one of the ten things of ramen she got him. She laughed when she saw how quickly he devoured it.

"Oi, don't laugh, Hina-chan!" Naruto tried pouting but seeing as his mouth was full of ramen, it didn't really work out and he gave up on it. He started on his second ramen and Hinata giggled as she chewed on her pocky.

"Gomen, gomen." She said airily. She looked back up towards the sky and saw a Kunai indented in the tree bark two inches above her head. She scrunched her eyebrows in confusion and set her pocky down as she grabbed the kunai.

"Ah, teme came over earlier while you were gone and got made so he threw a kunai at my head." Naruto explained as he set down his third bowl of ramen.

Hinata wondered how he ate so much ramen without getting too sick but dismissed it. This was Naruto she was talking about. Hinata just rolled her eyes slightly and a smile graced her face. Leave it to Sasuke and Naruto to get into a fight when she wasn't around. She tossed the kunai into another tree a few meters away and smirked lightly when she heard the resounding 'thunk' when it hit it's target.

Naruto watched her from behind his bowl. She was beautiful, he would admit. She had long black/purple hair and soft lilac eyes. She was definitely curvy, and he most definitely liked that. But he thinks her personality was probably what tied her all together. She was caring and sweet, and always made sure everyone was happy before she was and he supposed that's what he liked most about her. He knew she knew about the kyuubi inside him, yet she never judged him. She was still his friend and she still treated him like gold. This girl definitely held his attention more now than ever.

"Ne, Naruto-kun?" Hinata tilted her head at him and he realized he had been staring.

"You're pretty, Hina-chan." He said it bluntly before he blushed a little and ate another ramen bowl. He was up to his seventh.

Hinata blushed a pretty red and smiled. Although unexpected, he had said it a few times more earlier in the week and tried to control her stuttering and blushing whenever he did decide to say it.

"A-arigatou." She smiled and finished off her pocky. It was an especially good day.


Sasuke grunted in frustration as he walked away from Naruto. Idiot. He just needed to ask Sakura a question, but Naruto made it sound like he wanted to pin her against a wall and-

Sasuke mentally berated himself for that last thought and continued towards the town. Okay, so maybe he was slightly attracted to Sakura now that she got rid of her annoying fangirling about him. She had stopped calling him 'Sasuke-kun' and just called him Sasuke. She never brought up her confession when he left years ago, and neither did he. She didn't act overly sweet towards him, but rather she kept him at an arms distance.

Sasuke sighed and rubbed his forehead. He was never going to get any of this right. He stopped in his tracks when he heard her laughter. He turned to his right and saw Sakura with Lee. Lee was jumping up and down and Sakura looked slightly distraught but was trying to make the best out of the situation.

Sasuke stared at her for a few seconds and then she finally noticed him. She gave a 'get-me-the-freaking-hell-out-of-here' look and Sasuke sighed before walking over to them. Lee noticed and shouted something about youth.

Now, Sasuke didn't hate Lee...that much...but he sure did want to beat him to a pulp when Lee hugged Sakura. She looked uncomfortable and sent Sasuke another look.

"Hey," He was moody, but hey! When wasn't he? "Sakura, Tsunade needs you." He shoved his hands in his pockets and tilted his head, signaling her to follow him.

"Ah, alright." She looked at Lee, who was barely an arms length away after the hug, and for Sakura, that was a little too close for comfort. "Thank you for taking me out today, Lee-kun. I'll talk to you later, okay?" She gave him an awkward pat on the shoulder.

"AH, YES! ANYTIME, MY LOVELY FLOWER, SAKURA-CHAN! LET ME KNOW IF YOU MUST VENT AGAIN ABOUT SUCH TRIVIAL THINGS!" Lee gave her the good guy pose and she quickly shuffled over to Sasuke, waving over her shoulder as they left.

She and Lee had a weird relationship. He liked her from when they were little but that crush had quickly diminished when Sasuke came back. Actually, he had his eyes on another girl in the village and quickly formed a relationship with her. Sakura didn't know how the girl did it but she calmed Lee down quite a bit. And to make matters worse, he hadn't told his sensei yet so she and Lee used each other as outlets. She used him to tell him about her conflicting feelings about Sasuke and he used her to tell her about Yuki.

Sakura heaved a big sigh when she and Sasuke rounded a corner.

"What does Tsunade need to see me for?" They had been walking in silence, although not uncomfortable.

"She doesn't." Sasuke answered bluntly.

"Oh...uh.." Sakura was slightly confused but let it go; at least he saved her from listening to Lee boast about his girlfriend for the next two hours. THAT was a nightmare. "Thanks," She said as they rounded another corner.

"Hn," Sasuke answered. They didn't really have a destination to go to and ended up walking towards the bridge they used to meet up at in the woods when they were younger. When they were still team 7.

Sakura leaned against the railing and smiled at her reflection. She had kept her hair short after all those years. Sasuke watched her from the corner of his eye. She was smiling softly at the water underneath them and he felt a slight tug at his lips. He may never admit it, but he and Sakura often had quiet moments like these; where it was just the two of them and nothing really bothered them.

"Hey, Sasuke?" She was still smiling at the water.

"Hn," That's Sasuke for; 'What?'

"What do you think our relationship would be like if you hadn't left with Orochimaru a few years ago?" Her tone was light, but the luggage behind the question made Sasuke stiffen just slightly. He knew she didn't mean bad by it, but curiosity killed the cat.

Sasuke thought over it for a few minutes and answered; "I honestly don't know...If you were still an annoying fangirl, I would say that I would be a dick and ignore you." She shot him a glare, which he ignored, and he continued; "But if you had calmed down like you are now, even with me still here, I would say that we would probably more than we are now." He answered honestly.

"...And what are we?" She asked softly.

"...I don't know..." He was just as quiet and the listened to the rustling of the leaves for a few minutes longer before Sakura leaned over and laid her head against his shoulder. He stiffened his shoulders and body for a mili-second before relaxing and intertwining their fingers together. They had these moments every now and then whenever they got confused about something. They just liked to bask in the glow of the sun and in each other's warmth.


Anko bit her hand in frustration and threw three kunai at the tree opposite her. Gai was sobbing and mumbling something about youth. They were so NOT winning this bet.

"Dammit..." Anko was seething and walked back into town. She needed to find Kakashi and now. She needed a release of some sort and Kakashi knew just what to do.

Gai was still hiding in the tree next to the lake/river watching the intimate moment between the two teenagers/almost adults. He was going to have to break this to Lee sooner or later.


BONUS:

"LEE, MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT!" Gai stormed into Lee's training dojo and froze when he saw Lee and a girl kissing. The girl's brown hair was short cut and her green eyes were wide. She was embarrassed and squeaked as she hid her face into Lee's shoulder.

Lee laughed awkwardly and rubbed the back of his neck. Well, at least now his sensei knew...


Devi: Damn, I love this chapter. I did this chapter in an hour, maybe less! Haha! :) I may just make another chapter! :D Review~!