I do not own harry potter or zootopia. If I did, I would be having someone type for me and enjoying a glass of wine.

Chapter 3.

"Wait, run that by me again!" Harry said, shock at what Sirius just told him. They were seated in a dimly lit pub a couple of blocks from the hospital. During their walk there, Harry had to suppress the urge to stop and gawk at the animals who were going about their day. He had seen things in the magical world that had left him speechless, but this was on a whole new level.

"How hard is it to believe that I am engaged?" Sirius pouted as he sat across from Harry. The panther shook his head at the dog. Hearing the news that not only was his godfather employed as an accountant, but that he was in a relationship, was contradictory to what harry knew of the dog.

"Sirius, do you remember when you gave me the TALK? More specifically the part where you said that under no circumstances should I ever get married? How it sucked your life away and turned you into a shadow of your former self?" Harry chuckled as he took a swig of his beer.

"Things change pup, besides you haven't told me anything about what has happened since I fell through the veil." Harry nodded at that, before gathering his thoughts.

"Well, I killed Moldymort, graduated and then became an auror. We lost a lot of people on our side, but we won in the end." Harry said. "Remus and Tonks got together and had a kid, little ball of energy he is, and yeah." harrys words trailed off as he got lost in the past.

"Merlins balls pup, you sound like you needed a fresh start. Well dont you worry, we will get you set up in this world, with none of that Boy-Who-Lived bullshit." Sirius exclaimed as he held his glass out. Harry knocked it with his glass and both parties chugged the remaining beer. "Besides, once you adapt to this world, you may even find yourself a nice girl!" That statement had Harry choke on the remaining beer.

"What the hell is wrong with you padfoot!" harry exclaimed as he coughed. Sirius laughed as he reached over and patted the panther on the back.

"In due time pup, for now lets go home," the dog said as he stood up. A smile grew on harry's face as he heard that, home. It had a nice ring to it.

When they arrived at the house, Harry was introduced to Sirius's fiancee Samantha who was a white wolf. Once she found out who harry was, she immediately grabbed him in a huge hug.

"Oh my! Sirius has told me all about you!" She exclaimed as she let go. "I wish Sirius had told me before you came over what your species was! I need to take you shopping tomorrow because I don't think his clothes will fit right on you."

"Its ok Ma'am, I don't want to be a burden," harry started to say, but was immediately cut off by sirius.

'Nonsense pup! I have 8 birthdays to make up for, we might as well get you looking nice for the ladies!" the dog said as he wiggled his eyebrows. Samantha gasped.

"That's right! I just have to introduce you to my friend Kayla! She will just eat you up!" Samantha said with a perverted giggle. It dawned on harry then why Sirius was marrying this woman. Of course they would both be perverts.

"Er... so where am I sleeping tonight?" Harry asked, trying to get away from the conversation about his love life.

"Oh, we will get you set up in the guest bedroom for the night, follow me." Sirius said as he led Harry down the hallway. "It has its own shower too, so you should have absolute privacy." opening a door at the end of the hallway, the dog pointed. "this is your room, ours is two doors down, and the fridge in the kitchen is stocked full of food if you want a midnight snack. Just don't eat the chocolate crickets, sam will have your head if you do." Harry nodded.

"Its good to see you again Sirius." he said as he pulled the dog into a hug. They embraced for a second before letting go. "I am going to sleep, good night."

"Good night pup, sleep well." Sirius said as he closed the door. Harry made his way to the bed, shedding the clothes that were given to him by the hospital. Getting under the covers, he took a minute to look at his paws. Flexing his paw, he watched in fascination as claws sprung out. Relaxing his paw to retract them, he curled up.

"What the hell are chocolate crickets?" was his final thought before succumbing to sleep.

It is an universal fact that cats do not like water, any attempt to give a cat a bath usually results in the individual getting clawed. This fact made Sirius's prank in the morning especially cruel and unusual.

"Rise and shine harry!" Sirius said as he poured the bucket of water onto his godsons head. Jumping out if the bed with claws extended, harry started hissing before catching himself. Looking at the ground, he could see the dog rolling around on the floor laughing.

"Stupid damn mutt why did you have to go and do that!" he said as he tried to wipe the water off of his face. Stopping himself from giving in to the urge to lick his paw, harry stalked over to the bathroom.

"Get showered and ready pup, we have to go to city hall to get you registered as a citizen!" sirius shouted as harry closed the door. Turning on the shower, harry took a look in the mirror. The piercing eyes of a predator stared back at him, and harry shuddered. It was going to take a while for him to get accustomed to his new appearance.

Getting in the shower, he looked over some of the other changes he had undergone. His muscles were bigger, but not like bodybuilders, more like a runners physique. The tail seemed to have a mind of its own, moving counter to his own. 'its probably for stability' he thought, trying to remember all of the science lessons he had taken in primary school. Washing himself, he wondered how hermoine would react to these changes, or what her animal appearance would look like. Imagining a bushy haired sheep sent him into a fit of giggles.

With his shower done, harry stepped out to find a clean set of clothes waiting for him. A dark red shirt with black pants, with a note attached to the front.

Pup (I am going to keep calling you that), here are some extra clothes that will fit you. In the pants pocket is a wallet with some cash (if you try returning it to me, I will have Sam hook you up with every single girl she knows). Meet me in the kitchen when you are dressed.

-Padfoot

Harry got dressed, struggling with trying to get his tail through the hole provided. The pants were clearly made for dogs. Finally done, he walked into the kitchen to find sirius reading a newspaper while eating a bowl of what looked like cereal.

"Ah there you are, ok eat your breakfast then we will head out to deal with this bureaucrat crap," sirius said as he finished his meal. Sitting down, harry noticed that the food had a distinct blood smell. Seeing his hesitation, padfoot spoke up. "Yeah, most food for predators has artificial meat in it, after all, dont want to go eating your neighbor." That made sense, harry thought as he took a tentative bite. Finding the taste pleasant, combined with the lack of food in his stomach ensured that harry finished the meal in a quick fashion.

"Ok, so what do I need to get registered?" harry asked as they made their way to the car.

"They already got the preliminary paperwork that has you listed as a transient. Thats the term they use for animals who randomly appear out of thin air." Sirius explained as they started driving to city hall. "All you need to do is answer some questions."

"Sounds good to me, oh and padfoot? I will get my revenge from this morning." Harry said as they drove along. Sirius barked out in laughter.

By the time they were finished filing paperwork, Harry's head was about to explode. When Sirius had said that they would ask questions, he had never mentioned that it would be a 3 hour interview with law enforcement complete with polygraph. Some questions were easy, like date of birth and previous occupation, while others were uncomfortable. In the end, he was granted citizenship and gave his oath.

"I can't believe you didn't ask her out! She was clearly hitting on you!" sirius said as they drove to the house. While waiting on the results of the polygraph, the secretary, a cheetah, had started a pleasant conversation with harry, that eventually lead to the question of if he had a girlfriend.

"I have only been here for 2 days padfoot, you would have to excuse me if I get a little freaked out that an animal is hitting on me." harry said. Sirius laughed, then went on a rant of "when in rome".

"Well regardless pup, we will have to start finding ways to get you accustomed to being around other animals besides my sexy self." A gleam shown through the dogs eyes. "You know, tonight the local watering hole is having its anniversary, drinks are cheap, what better way to get to know others than to get hammered?" harry thought on it for a second, before nodding.

"ok, just dont go off doing something that I, or more specifically YOU will regret," harry said as he extended his claws. Sirius nodded and went back to paying attention to the road. 'sucker'.

Well thats chapter 3. don't forget to review! I enjoy constructive criticism almost as much as I love beer.