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Naruto watched silently as Tsunade tipped back more alcohol. Today, his plan was to get Tsunade and Jiraya to hook up. Hinata was currently sitting next to him in the tree, and worrying the bottom of her hood.
"Naruto-kun, are you sure this is s-such a good idea?" Hinata got nervous when it came to scheming.
Naruto threw her a lop-sided grin and threw an arm around her shoulders; "Course, Hina-hime! I mean...they did us a awesome favor, might as well return it!"
Hinata still looked nervous, but she was cherry red and didn't say another word.
The idea was to get Jirayia to spill something on Tsunade(her alcohol) and then it would lead to Tsunade having to take off clothes and then them hooking up. ...So, as in other words, no one had a better idea and let Naruto have at it.
Hinata could feel Naruto bouncing in his spot and giggled. He didn't hear, though, for his plan was about to be put into action.
"Ok, stay here and watch!" Naruto was gone right after he said that and Hinata worried her jacket even more. Oh, dear, this would not end good.
(With Naruto)
Naruto watched as Jirayia took a seat next to the current Hokage and ordered his usual drink. The two talked for a few minutes before Naruto bounded up and sat closely to the old white haired man.
"Hey, pervy-sage!" Naruto's eyes closed as he smiled widely, ignoring the annoyed grunt coming from his former sensei.
Tsunade snickered as Jirayia chewed out Naruto for calling him that in front of a lady.
"Not like you aren't one, Jirayia!" She chided.
Jirayia gaped at her, "Doesn't mean he needs to go spouting it everywhere he goes!" Jirayia defended.
Tsunade quirked an eyebrow, "Everyone knows you're a pervert."
"I resent that." He crossed his arms, and sulked slightly.
Naruto sat back and watched as the two continued to bicker, fighting like one of the old couples he passed in the streets. His grin grew; oh, this was perfect. Just when the two were close enough to each other, Naruto acted like he was reaching for the ketchup but knocked Jirayia's cup over and all over Tsunade's...ahem...assets.
It seemed as if everything had frozen as they waited for the woman to react, but Naruto beat her to it.
"PERVY-SAGE! WHY'D YOU DO THAT!?" He faked innocence as Jirayia stuttered out excuses about how it was Naruto's own damn-fault, not his!
Tsunade still hadn't spoken, but rather sighed and rubbed her temple. It was just not her day. Well..not really. Her day was fine, aside from the mishap this morning when she went to get coffee and the accident that had just occurred; but her day was fine.
"SHUT-UP!" Tsunade hit the table, causing it to splinter in half. The two men quickly shut their mouths. "Jirayia, walk me home. Naruto, go bother someone else." She quickly stood, and looked back expectantly at Jirayia, who quickly followed after her.
Naruto waited until they were a good distance away before guffawing in laughter. It worked! It actually worked! Hinata was by his side as he continued to laugh until his sides felt like spitting open. The look on Jirayia's face when Tsunade yelled at him!? Priceless!
"Ne, we did good, Hina-hime." Naruto wound an arm around her waist as he stood up.
Hinata shook her head in good nature and just laid her head on his shoulder as they walked in the opposite direction the two adults had previously gone.
(With said 'adults')
Tsunade laughed after she and Jirayia turned the corner: stupid brat thought he could beat her at her own game! Jeez, it was a good thing she loved him. She wiped a tear from her eye and held her sides as she continued to chuckle. Jirayia had just rolled his eyes and smiled fondly at the woman. He'd already lost against fighting his feelings, but he'd wait a little longer for her.
"JIRAYIA! GET OVER HERE!" Ok, maybe a lot longer.
Devi: ok wow so um...sorry...i am so busy with school and stuff and i had writers block and uhhh...yeah sorry i just ugh...I'M GONNA START WRITING MORE THOUGH, BECAUSE I FEEL THE BLOCK LIFTING! ENJOY THIS CRAP CHAP MY LOVES
