This is really horribly cliche. I'm so sorry, but I couldn't resist. Everything in this story - except for the plot - isn't mine.
Dumb and Dumber
Yoh loved Anna more than life itself, and he would proudly tell anyone that she was probably - excluding Hao - the smartest person he knew, but sometimes she was just so goddamn stupid. Yoh just wanted to pull out his hair, stuff his face in a pillow and scream.
She didn't understand how hard it was to say those things! Yoh wasn't like Chocolove or Ryuu. He wasn't even remotely close to being good at romance and nowhere near as perverted as those two! But he was trying hard for her, and it was kind of unfair how she didn't even know it.
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Take 1
"Your hand looks heavy," Yoh casually comments as Anna writes his new training schedule. She raises a brow at him, clearly thinking that he's lost his mind.
"Oh yeah? Want it on your face?" she asks back, a challenging gleam in her eyes. Yoh didn't even need a hand. He just felt like banging his head on the table. A thousand times.
Take 2
Yoh takes in a deep breath before entering the room and sitting beside his fiance. Anna's watching another show again and barely spares him a glance. Yoh drops his notebook beside her and ignores the deadly glare he earned.
"I'll treat you like my homework," he states. Anna gives him a blank look.
"You don't do your homework, Yoh."
Take 3
"My love for you is like diarrhea."
Anna stares for a moment before he's flying to the other side of the room with a bright hand print on his cheek. "Fuck you, Yoh."
"No! No!" Yoh scrambles to chase after her, but she's out the front door in matter of seconds so all he can do is yell. "I mean- I CAN'T HOLD IT IN!"
...
Anna ignored him for a week, and by then, he was ready to give up. Imagine his surprise when Anna barged in his room wearing the scariest glare on her face. "Do we have a class together?"
Yoh's brows furrowed in confusion. "Anna, we're class-"
"Cause I could've sworn we had chemistry."
"...what?"
Apparently, Anna wasn't the only one stupid.
