Disclaimer: I own nothing , this is purely a fanfic for enjoyment. Cross-over from various games , books, anime, manga, and movies. The familiar characters you see here belongs to their respected authors and owners.


Naruto Fanon, the head of the Fanon family, a loving father, a doting husband a man with many Albus dumboldore like titles was in deep shit. For all his loving and for the greater good like thinking he had, he had overlooked one important thing, that was the subject to the changes itself and who it pertained too. He forgot to tell his second son the plans he had set in motion.

We can can see Naruto Fanon in a dogeza position, prostrating himself to his second son and his special friend/ acquaintance/ business partner, Mr. head sect patriarch Sasuke Uchiha.

"So on a level of one to ten, how badly did I screw up?." Asked Naruto apprehensively.

"Eleven, do you know that your hired hand attacked me with five battlewolves without any notice, all trained to elite level, that was at the beginning, it turned into twenty batttlewolves in the end."

"Sasuke, how could you do that to Zed my darling cute defenseless son..., wait, wait, wait, how come there's at the end and how come you are not wounded, Ahhh, I get it Sasuke went easy on you and only pretended to fight giving you a free pass in his sect, I get it now, you have my full gratitude Mr. Sasuke Uchiha for your leniency, I will never forget this favor and I will try to repay you." Said Naruto in one breath in understanding.

"Stuff your favor, I didn't do anyone any favor I fought your son with my full strenth of my battlewolves and he won, he passed my test and my hidden test with flying colors, there's just one tiny problem, why didn't you tell me that your second son is a veteran warrrior?." Said Sasuke to Naruto.

"Hahahaha, nice joke, Zed?, a veteran warrior, I'm only an adept warrior myself and I see Zed at the house most of the time and you are telling me, he is a veteran warrior?." Said Naruto looking straight into his eyes.

"You're not joking, you're not lying either, you're being completely serious, my god, then that means, YESSS! My second son is not useless and incompetent!." Said Naruto standing up and dancing.

"Oh yeah, whose you're daddy, oh yeah whose got a talented son." Said Naruto dancing, completely ignoring the audience in the room looking at him like an idiot.

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Five minutes passed and Naruto is still dancing and looking like and idiot.

"E,e,Ahem." Said Sasuke breaking Naruto's tirade.

"Umm please forget on what you just saw." Said Naruto.

"Anywho, Zed, you're going to go to the Uchiha sect and become a man, find me a daughter-in-law will you, sob!, they grow up so fast, next thing you know is that you're an alchemy Master." Said Naruto mumbling about grandchildren.

"Father, father!." That got Naruto's attention.

"I still haven't forgiven you for making a decision without my consent."

"Well what do you want, I already apologized, you're not going to tell you're mother are you?." Said Naruto sweating.

"Please, please, anything but that!." Said Naruto pleading while kneeling.

"Anything?..., then I want a..." Said Zed.

"What was that I couldn't hear you."

"I said I want female beastman slave." I said with a straight face.

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"My god you're serious, my god, in this case I really will have grand children, approve!, oh, I thought this day wouldn't come, my son has become a man..., manlier." Said Naruto jumping up and down, he then took something from his storage ring, that something was another storage ring.

"Here son, this here is a storage ring that contains a hundred thousand gold, take this as your early advancement to adulthood present." Said Naruto in a smile.

"Take care of him will you Sasuke." said Naruto while crying in happiness.

" I will,... what a filial family." Said Sasuke leaving with Zed in tow.

"Man that messed up, I'm getting hitched at twelve years old, I'm not gettting my mofu~mofu but a snu~snu, they actually considered leaving bloodlines here a filial duty instead of my original world, this world rocks, mofu~mofu, banzai, snu~snu banzai, loosing my virginity, banzai!." I thought as walked before my patriarch.