Hello and greeting, this is my first, first ever fanfic write about the Joker and Harley, all come with an idea that if I want a story of them in my liking way then I should write it on my own of liking way, and also being inspired by all the wonderfull writers out there, so here I am, writing my first ever fanfic about JARLEY~~ Also I apoloziged for my stupid grammar, English is not my mother tounge (obviously!) :p And about the M rated thing, I'm not really good at it but will try my best hehehehe...

And liked I said in the summary, yeah this story taken place after the Suicide Squad, and it was about the Joker's and Harley's normal-not-so-normal life, was it diffrence from us!? If yes, then how much diffs were there? And how about their future? What will bring them in the future? Read to find out~

Oh and another thing, if my idea doesn't go well with any's idea out there then leave me, don't use bad words or anything to harash me please! AND ONE MORE THING... COMMENT! Tell me everything you want to tell, ideas, opinions or should I need to fix anything, or the story is good or not, does it need to improve anything, feel free to tell me, just don't use bad words (even thought I might use them in the story but yeah...)

I don't own any characters in here beside some that might come in the future~

Enjoy~~


Chapter 1: Pilot (with a hoping my story will be not so bad)

It was a usual day in the Gotham city, cooling air were blowing through every corners of it, the streets were crowded and there were just those normal urban's noises, everything were just so peaceful and all… Just until… Just until the loudest also the scariest noises were drifting from somewhere down the street to the biggest bank of Gotham, the sounds of police cars can be heard from everywhere, seemed liked Gotham has all of it's polices out there, all just for chasing ONE, only ONE car, the infamous purple lamborghini which owned by the most scariest criminal, ah no, we have to call him the most scariest VILLIAN, because he was no ciminal, he was the most kick-ass villian that this universe has ever had, the one and only, the king of crime, the king of all Gotham's nightmares, THE JOKER! Along side with him, as always was his gorgeous and infamous queen, the HARLEY fucking QUINN. Both of them were laughing while being chased by the torn of police cars, drifting through every streets, dared to crash everything that came on their way.

"COME ON PUDDIN'! SHOW THEM WHO IS BOSS!" Harley yelled as she straightened herself on her seat, got ready for the thing that'd come.

"Ohhh shall we?" Joker replied to her with a wide grin on his face, and he pushed the button, acting up the power, the car roared louder and in no time it sped up to the max of speed. Joker and Harley laughed harder while their car was crashed all other cars were on their way.

Just when they were about to run away from those polices, a black mobile appeared, the famous batmobile came chasing after them.

"Ohhh Puddin' looks! Who's here to play with us!?" Harley's grin got wider when she saw the batmobile came after them.

"The good… gooooood old friend of us, the one who has thrown you into that hole, hasn't he!? How about we thank him for that baby? What'cha thinks?" Joker grinned again and turned to look at Harley, yes how can he forgot that night, the night when his lovely queen has been taken away by that stupid bat and then be throwing out to that stupid war, which almost caught both of them their lives.

"Oh my Puddin' are so generous, isn't he!? And I love you for that~~" Harley barked at her Puddin' in a naughty-sexy way and grinned. Just that, she looked out of her window, pull a golden gun toward the batmobile, then started to shoot like there were no tomorrow, Batman was about to get out and jump on their car (like he always did) but with Harley kept shooting like this, it was just so hard, he knew that they gonna played hard this time, he tried his best to avoided the shooting, but to his bad luck, a bullet hit his car's tire and it made him lose his steering, the batmobile lose track and flied through the safety fence then into the cold water of the river. Luckily enough for him that he jumped out right on time but that little of distracted was enough for Joker and Harley to get away from him. So Batman just stood there and dumbly watched as the clow couple drove away from his sight.

"IT'S A PAYBACK BATSY!" Harley yelled out from far away and laughed along with her own joke, Joker also joined her with the maniac laugh of him. Add in to their happiness, Harley pulled out her designed pistol, pointed it out of the windown and shooting crazily, randomly to any unlucky victims to get it.

"THIS IS THE BEST DATE EVER!" Harley shouted and looked at her Puddin', he looked back at her, then they got into a passionated kiss.

"So so so happy, aren't you my honey bunny?" Joker asked when they pulled out from the kiss, which caused a lot of terrors because Joker were driving and he didn't even look at the street but just like he would care!?

"Uh huh~~ It's been soooo long since I have this much of fun Puddin', and you're the only one can make me this happy you know!?" Harley smiled a flirty smile to the Joker, he laughed more at her and took it as her compliment.

"My pleasure lady!" Just that he pulled the handle again, and the car rised it's speed once again, drifting faster through the street.


After a few rounds of strolling around town, they arrived at their house (which is a high rise building full of apartments, penhouses and offices for rent, and WHICH is Joker's property), he parked his car in his private parking garage in the basement of the building, and headed up to their penhouse which was at the top floor. Their penhouse is the most luxury also efficient in the whole building, three stories; has it's own garage; own elevator; own pool; 3 bedrooms; 5 bathrooms and a private gym (even thought the Joker and Harley prefered to do their "exercise" in their bedroom more but they couldn't help the thought of having one in the house), of course a toy room with a lot, a lot of "toys"; oh yes a jazzcuzi near the pool also, which is at the rooftop of the building, where you can watch the whole city while dipping in the warm water blowing with bubbles after a tiring day of killing or robbing other people. And the house were decorated with white and gold colors, and when I said gold it's mean REAL GOLD, and furnitures also were all expensived, highly fucking expensive furnitures. Joker maybe a villian, but hell he knows how to enjoy his life more than anyone else in this city, and you can see it through his house(s) and cars, as Harley called him "real classy"... Oh did I tell you that they also have TWO fucking walking closets!? If not then yes, they have! One for Joker, one for Harley, all stuffed with designed-expensived clothes, shoes, and accessories...

"Awww home sweet home~~" Harley grinned widely as she entered their penhouse, Joker was just right behind her, curved his lips for a little smile, while watching Harley dancing around the livingroom.

"It's been days since I broked you out of that hell hole but seem like you still get excited everytimes we get back here huh doll-face?" Joker said as he came closed to her, pulled her into his arms, kissed her a soft and sweet kiss on the lips.

"That hell of a hole was really terribled, you know it, so no matter how long since the last time I got out of there, I still can't help myself but feeling lucky, and happy, to be here… and… to be with you." She said it in a seductived way, biting her lips as her hand run through his showed bare chest, looked at him deeply in the eyes.

"Sweet sweet talk again huh pumpkin? You know how much I love it when you say those things huh?" Joker said smiling as his lips run down to her neck, made a tickled feeling to Harley's neck, which she giggled.

"I know and I also know what comes after that too..." She bit her lips again. "Ohh~ you know!? What is it then?" Joker rised his eyebrown, made a pretending confused face.

"Naughty, naughty... How can you ask such a question like that when you will be the one who start?" She pinched his cheeks playfully.

"Oh if you said so..." With that he pulled her upstair and straight to their room, carefully closed the door, all sounds could be heard after that were a bunch of sounds which 18+ allowed.

The King and Queen of Gotham were together again, and this time no shit gonna teared them apart! Gotham, get ready for more!


And... Here's my first chapter, please tell me what you think, and is it too short? And anyone interested in some M rated things!? hehehe Please let me know, because it's really important to me!

Thank you again~~~