Hmfan24- … I wasn't going to update this, but I'm really bored and I need a laugh. So… here it goes!

You should know when to stop…

As you know, Hinata has a stalker. She walks along the streets of Konoha to her former home.

Neji insisted she stay at the Hyuuga compound for the night. Just in case the stalker came back.

She turned the corner and walked down the alley only to come across the rookie 9. Yes, that includes her… stalker.

Her head sweat profusely as she saw her stalker. She looked up at the path she was about to take. Right past Ichiraku's to get to the Hyuuga mansion.

Quietly she snuck past the bar, not making a sound.

Lucky for her, her former teammate happened to have very good hearing, "Hey, Hinata-chan!"

She squeaked she froze in her tracks.

"Hey, Hinata-chan!" yelled Ino and Sakura. "Come and sit with us."

She was hungry; maybe just a bite then she would have to leave. She sat down on the far opposite side of where her stalker was sitting and ordered a light lunch.

Shino, Shikamaru, and Chouji gave her a nod.

Naruto snickered as he nudged Sasuke in the arm, "Hey, Sasuke, your tsuma is here. Bet she's looking for you after last night."

Everyone nearly choked or spit out their food, "WHAT???"

Hinata looked right into the eyes of her stalker. She was trying to run away when she was caught by Shikamaru's oh-so famous shadow-stitcher jutsu.

"Wait, Hinata, just tell us what's up!" Ino yelled.

Naruto was laughing his ass off until he received a blow to the head by Sakura, "Shut up so we can listen."

"Well, Sasuke wants to raise a family with Hinata. I'm helping!" Naruto declared. "Last night, we went to Hinata's house and delivered her some pick-up lines. He was this close to getting her in bed."

Hinata twitched remembering the night before.

Sasuke blushed, scratching his neck, "Konichiwa, Hinata-tsuma…"

Hinata nearly screamed as she watched her stalker nudge Naruto for a dark orange book. Anime tears streamed down her face, "NO!!! I don't want to be around him!"

Naruto whispered something in Sasuke's ears making him blush, "…"

Everyone else just sat there with their mouths wide open. They didn't have a clue what he was going to say next. And why the hell was the Uchiha Sasuke, blushing like crazy?

There was some arguing and punching and laughing until finally…

"W-w-wanna f-f-fuck like bunnies?" Sasuke asked looking at her back. She refused to face him.

The whole gang nearly fainted, twitching from Sasuke's comment. Hinata and Sasuke could've died from embarrassment, Naruto, from laughter.

"What the fuck is happening?" Kiba yelled putting his hands on his head acting as if the world were going to end.

Naruto flipped through the book for another, "If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you?" Sasuke repeated exactly what he heard.

Hinata wanted to die. Shikamaru was too shocked to let go, "…"

"Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us." Sasuke said. The only emotion on his face was a blush. As a ninja, he had to stay stoic. Especially when completing the toughest of all.

Hinata screamed. It was all too much.

'Who knew Sasuke was this perverted?' Shino thought, shoving his hands into his pocket. What else can someone silent do?

(I feel soooo bad for Hinata)

Naruto gave Sasuke yet another pick-up line, "That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"

By the grace of the angels Hinata's little sister happened to be passing by, "Hey, Sis. Hey, Naruto. Hey, stalker. Hey, rookie 9."

She must have been completely oblivious to the fact that her sister was being harassed.

A little bit later…

The entire rookie 9 minus Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata were frozen in shock.

Hyuuga mansion…

"Where could Hinata be?" Neji looked up at the clock that read 3:00. She was supposed to be there 4 hours ago.

"Oh yeah, she's with her Uchiha stalker and his friends. His pole was sticking out over big time. I would be surprised he hasn't raped her yet. When I left he was shouting, 'Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd fuck you all night, would you fuck me too?' Funny boy that Uchiha stalker is, ah…" Hanabi began to laugh as she drank the rest of her tea.

Neji's skin had to be boiling by now.

"Remember what your psychiatrist said, 'Breath in, and breath out, then scream into a pillow." Hanabi got out the notes from Neji's last visit to Tenten's office.

It was too late; Neji had already activated his Byakugan and was headed out the door.

Hanabi sighed, the notes were fake; Neji and Tenten weren't in their psychiatry session. They must have been in their… other type of session that will not be discussed.

"…and he says the Uchiha stalker is perverted. Ooooh, good blackmail." She flipped through the 'notes' that were taken of the session.

Owari!!!

Well, I really had fun writing this. So much fun!

Hey, fun fact! My cousin took me to the mall. We shopped with my aunt for a while until he took me into Spencer's. I nearly fainted at the content of that store.

Hinata- You are sick and evil!!!

Hmfan24- Hey, it's not all my fault. My cousin just about raised me.

Hinata – Still, why do you write this stuff? I-I-I thought I was your favorite character.

Hmfan24- I'm sorry, Hinata, say, maybe I'll write a NaruHina just for you.

Hinata – No you won't.

Hmfan24- I know, but I am going to write a HinaNaruSaku. Sure, you'll get your heart broken once through a bad marriage, but in the end you'll end up with Sasuke.

Hinata – You know I don't like that stalker.

Hmfan24- It'll be a different story, so you will. That's right, 'Wait for Love' is coming to a fandom near you. It's me trying on angst that makes me and Hinata cry.

Hinata – You also said a dedication to me and my true love/stalker would be posted.

Hmfan24 – Oh, yes, an essay will be posted on LJ too.

This is the last chapter. It was supposed to be just one dedication, but I feel the need to give my fans what they want, so if they want another chapter, I'll give them another chapter.

Bye reviewers, thank you very very very very very very very very very very very very much!!

Oh yeah, read my story to see what happens next! (Unless I feel really generous and inspired by my fans' support)