Two elf warriors, Mistnír and Naerion, talk to one another after a major loss, and then report to Celeborn. Mistnír starts the conversation.
"So, look at all our dead peeps. That was a nasty bunch o' orcs we fought."
"Yeah, they sure gave us a screwing. Look what one of 'em did to my sword, it's screwed up like Narsil."
"What we stickin' around for? We should give a holla' to Celeborn; those orcs are hidin' somewhere, I know it!"
"Buh..."
"Come on, get off your ass! Lets go!"
"K, I'll go. But I don' wanna"
Time passes and they have now gotten council with Celeborn.
"So, wha' wen' down?"
"The orcs capped mad soldiers." replied Mistnír.
"Where the rest o' you at?"
"They got capped" answered Mistnír once again.
"How d'you get outta there?"
"We fought mad gangsta and we've got mad skills" yet again supplied by Mistnír.
"Yo' screwin' wit' me!"
"Yeah! We ran away and hid!" confessed Naerion.
"Yo' should be ashamed! Get out!"
Later, Mistnír says to Naerion
"Damn you."
Now for the same conversation, but in a more Elvish style.
"See all the slain warriors. We fought a mighty band of orcs."
"It is true. They defeated us greatly. See what one of them did to my sword, it has been shattered like Narsil"
"For what purpose do we linger? We should carry the word to Celeborn, the orcs hide somewhere, I know it!"
"I do not believe tha..."
"With speed, stand and come! We go!"
"I give my consent to you, however hesitant I am."
Time passes and they have now gotten council with Celeborn.
"What word do you bring of the battle?"
"Many allies were slain, however, many enemies remain, hidden."replied Mistnír.
"Where is the rest of your company?"
"The orcs fought until all of our warriors were slain."answered Mistnír once again.
"If that is the circumstance, how were you able to escape?"
"We fought greatly and have much power."yet again supplied by Mistnír.
"You lie to me!"
"It is true! We cowered and concealed ourselves!"confessed Naerion.
"Have much shame for yourselves! Be gone from my court!"
Later, Mistnír says to Naerion
"I abhor you"
