Harry and Ron waited by the door and watched the high school students pour in.

"American Girls..." mumbled Ron as he looked at a blonde. The girl waved at him and smiled at walked over. "Hi, my name's Miley." she giggled at Ron's gapping expression. Ron blinked. Miley giggled again. "Would you care to dance or am I going to have to hang out with those boys over there?" she tugged on the nose of Ron's mask and then let it go and it hit his face. Ron nodded and followed Miley onto the dance floor.

Harry stood by the doorway and then looked over to see Hermione at the punch table. He waved and she waved back and walked over. "Hey Harry," she said. "Who knew American boy's where so cute?"
"American Boys?"
"Oh yes,"
"What's so great about them?"
"Oh Harry, calm down. So what if Ginny's flirting with one?"
"I don't like Ginny, I'm worried about someone else..."
"Who?"
Harry smiled.
"None of your business!"
"It's that third year isn't it?"laughed Hermione as she danced away.

Fidteen minutes later Hermione waddled over to Harry and put her arm on his shoulder.
"I tells ya harry, these american's are like a farmers wife on Hawwii moutains..."
"What?"
"You know what I alway's wanted to be? A bird. A bird Harry. I mean cats are ok...hey is that Ray charles? RAY! YO!"
"Hermione what is wrong with you?"
Hermione sipped in some punch and threw it down onto the ground.
"Let's dance Harry."
"What?"
"Then the neptuner's can't get us."
"What are you talking about!"
Hermione grabbed his hand and started to dance crazily. Shje moved her hip left as she shook her bottom. She threw her hands in the air and did the splits. Harry reached for her and dragged her over to the punch table. He poured himself some punch and looked ta Hermione. "We're takign you to the Hospital wing, something is wrong with-" he tried the punch. "It's spiked!" he said. he reached for Hermione's hand. "Hermione! Your drunk!" she snorted. "Thanks for the info obi wan, why don't you go tell Anikin something he doesn't know?"
"What are you talking about?" he reached for Hermione's hand and walke dup tot he common room.
He stayed up there tryign to put up with her. He had to get her to bed without anyone knowing she was drunk.
"Okay Hermione, go up stairs and lay down." he said.
"I can't sleep with out my teddy," said Hermione. her voice didn't sound drunk like, it sounded serious.
"well where is it?"
She hugged him. "Your my teddy bear!"