Sal, I'm stealing Hiroki for a bit! I'll give him back when I'm done. He may be slightly damaged, but what do you expect when he suffers prolonged exposure to Luzien? GAHAHAHA! –gigglesnort-
Technical details: Hiroki belongs to Halcyon Clouds (until I steal him).
This one-shot is completely pointless and purely for fun.
It's Not What It Looks like!
There were two certain men in Prontera church. They were opposite in most ways you can imagine but they had one thing in common. They were both notoriously scarce when it came to their church duties. The first high priest, Luzien, had slipped out of the church and ambled down the walkway toward his favorite napping place just outside the east gate. First, he had to make his usual stop at the gate.
"Morning! You look sexy today, Gina," he greeted the brunette kafra.
She glared at him and crossed her arms. No doubt, he would try take a good look at her chest. "Shoo Luzien."
"Hey now, I just gave you a compliment, that's not nice."
"Neither is ogling every woman you see. Pervert," she muttered. This high priest was well known amongst the kafra workers and all new hires were warned of him. The new ones had a tendancy to laugh off the warning until they actually met him.
"You used to be so nice." The high priest shrugged and went on his way out of the gate. Women didn't know a good thing when they saw it.
The second high priest, Hiroki, had slipped out of the church a bit earlier. Unlike Luzien, he had a good reputation amongst the kafra. He was far more polite and far from perverted. He had decided to take a change of scenery and go relax outside of the east gate since it was still close to the church.
He found a particularly nice spot under a large tree with plenty of shade. This would be nice.
Immediately, Luzien frowned at he saw his spot under a large oak tree taken. "Hirokiiii!" he whined. The black haired high priest looked up lazily to see Luzien standing before him. "Get out of my spot! "
"Make me."
"Ya know, you really ought to get back to the church before they come after you again." He snickered. He had gotten a kick out of Hiroki's utter embarrassment when he had to teach the acolytes about sex. Hiroki was not exactly experienced so it had ended horribly. Unfortunately for Luz, his threat didn't move the other priest.
"Shut up…at least I'm not a pervert!"
"Had I been in your place, those acolytes would have learned a lot."
"No, you would've scarred them for life."
"Maybe." Luzien sat down next to priest grudgingly. He had been hoping for a nap but now it was not going to happen. "Question for you, Hiro."
Hiroki frowned, wondering what the other high priest could possibly want to know. The man lived to embarrass him and chase women.
"How have you gone all this time with knowing next to nothing about women? You're not bad looking. Well, your hair could use a good brushing, but it could be worse."
"What is it with people and my hair?! It's not that bad. I have my reasons for not being so…inexperienced though."
"Virginal might be a better word." Luzien laughed, "I can teach you much, young grasshopper."
"No thanks." He preferred no nightmares.
Luzien sighed and slung his arm around Hiroki's shoulders. "Aw c'mon! You know you could use a few pointers from the love doctor." He had a whole arsenal of things for the other priest to use. Knowledge was power, was it not?
"Funny, you don't seem to have much luck with the female half of the species, love doctor." Hiroki grinned. He and everyone else knew that the taller man was all talk.
"Aw, you don't even see half of the girls I chase! Wanna know a secret about women?" Luzien asked, leaning closer to Hiroki's ear. The black haired priest shrugged. This could possibly be something he could use as blackmail later, he thought with an evil grin.
Before either could say anything, two girls came walking by, heading toward the gate and stopped near the two priests. The shorter one gasped and pointed. "Aww! They're such a cute couple!" Both priests froze, all happy expressions leaving their faces and they panicked. "I'll bet the tall one with brown hair…totally seme," she snickered.
Luzien was horrified but on one hand they called him the seme and not Hiro. WAIT! Luzien removed his arm from Hiroki's shoulder quickly knowing that it did not help their situation. They did not swing that way!
They then shouted in unison to save themselves from humiliation. "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!"
The two girls didn't really believe them. All they saw were two good-looking men, one with an arm around the other's shoulders, leaning in with his lips very close to his ear. What were they supposed to think with a scene like that? They fell into a fit of giggling as they walked off into Prontera.
"We just have to tell the other girls in town to look out for them! They're so cute!" Hiroki and Luzien heard them say.
"Oh God..." was all the two high priests could say.
A/N: Heehee :3
