Title: Anko on our dear Oro or Being described as, um, "elegant" might not always be a good thing, especially if it causes sneezing.
Warnings: OOC, out-of –character, no relevance with the Naruto timeline (like the first three chapters) and hopefully, humour.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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Orochimaru-sensei was always elegant, poles apart from Anko's personality. His movements were swift and deadly but beautifully fluid and when he fought, it would seem as if he was engaging his opponent in a dance duel, which he would be winning hands down.
Anko…Anko, on the other hand, was tomboyish. Her actions were always a tad jerky and awkward; her attacks would leave a mess and on the occasion, she would trip and fall over her own feet. How terrible at being a girl she was. Whereas Orochimaru-sensei was what every woman could wish to be-confident, smooth and possessing of a deadly grace. Orochimaru-sensei could even consume oily Chinese food without getting the oil all over the place or even need to worry about developing a belly. He was that perfect! He…and he could clean his mouth with just a dainty sweep and dab of a tissue while people like Anko need to lap all over her lips before wiping at them clumsily!
Anko took another swing of her beer as her rant slowed.
"Orochimaru-sama, hic, is really like, hic, flawless. I really want to be like him. Hic. Not that I want to be insane like him but, you get, hic, the idea…he was the ideal woman." She smiled bitterly and added "I am totally envious of him."
The white-haired stranger nodded understandingly and took down notes as the red line that went down on both of his cheeks, twitched in barely contained amusement. Meanwhile, somewhere in a certain apartment, Orochimaru sneezed onto his snakes.
Fin.
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Author's notes: This is something I did a long time ago and something I think I had promised to myself to add to "Oro's and Jirai's daily interaction" but totally forgot about it. Well, here it is and hope you like. Also, the dividers are actually two-headed snakes.
"Laughter is something you have to have every single day, if not for emotional stability then for sanity." Or so blue leafy tries to convince you.
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