This is a moment occurring after the authors note of chapter 2 in Breaking the Ordinary by The C.O.C.A. although the basics are: we are a bunch of weirdos who got together and wrote a KH fan fiction and added all the insanity that was missing from the story into the authors notes,(hence all the chaos)and for some reason we enjoy torturing Sora.
Disclaimer: I/we do not own anything except the insanity and the possibly forming plot…….and Helios, I forgot him for a while
Now for the authors note:
Chapter 1: Candy and The Nut Song
Jill: Ya know, I kinda forgot why we torture Sora all the time, besides the fact that it's incredibly fun ((grins evilly while reliving memories of...well you know))
Sora: ((yells from where he is watching babybratz/teletubies)) That is an incredibly good point!
Everyone else: ((ponders for a moment))
Jenny: The only thing I remember is that he is perpetually annoying, but I also seem to recall there was something else...
Jill: I'm gonna go get some candy ((starts to walk off))
Veena: OH OH BRING ME BACK SOME SMARTIES!!
Sarah: YEAH! AND DONT FORGET THE REESES CUPS!!
Jenny: AND CHARLSTONS, DONT FORGET THOSE!
Jill: WILL DO! ((runs off in some random direction))
Helios: What was with all the shouting? ((cautiously uncovers ears))
Riku: Yeah, what was that all about?
Sora: ((yells at fastly retreating back of Jill)) WHAT ABOUT ME!!I I WANT SOME CANDY TOO!!
everyone: ((seemly ignores him))
Sora: hmph
Jenny: what do you THINK it was about...
Helios: ...
Riku: ...
Jenny: CANDY YOU EMPTY HEADED BUT EXTREMELY HOT MALE PERSONS!
Veena: snickers
Sarah: ((sounding alot like Hermione Granger, screw those who don't know who she is))As for the yelling its because we are anticipating being sugar high and since usually we cant just yell whenever we what we like to yell here sometimes to satisfy our urge to yell and we especially like to yell when we are anticipating the sugar soon to be coursing through our blood streams.
Veena and Jenny: ((applaud))
Jenny: Excellent explanation Sarah!
Sarah: ((bows))
Helios: uumm...
Riku:...oookkkaaayy
Veena: HeeHee, they look even more confused than before, heehee
Sarah: Well that was the point!
Sarah Jenny and Veena: ((burst out hysterically laughing))
Riku and Helios: ((slowly creep over to Sora thinking that whatever Sora is going through couldn't be worse than staying with the three hysterically laughing girls))
Jenny: ((in between laughs))Trust me, you so don't want to go over there
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Veena: Wow, he can still speak in recognizable syllables! He must have more brain cells than we thought!
Jenny: Let's fix that shall we? ((Puts earphones on his head that continually play the nut song))
Sora: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!
Jill: for those of you who do not know the nut song, here it is:
I'm a little –
Riku: When did you get here?!
Jill: OH I'm just here to sing the nut song and then I will go back to bringing all the candy I can back
Riku: Oh…
Jill: Anyways here it is:
The Nut Song
I'm a little cocoanut
Sitting in a cocoanut tree
Everybody steps on me
That's why I'm cracked you see
Refrain:
I'm a nut 'click click'
In a rut 'click click'
I'm craazzy!
Called myself up on the phone
Just to see if I was home
Asked myself out on a date
Told myself to be ready by eight
Refrain
Brought myself to the picture show
Sat myself in the very front row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face
Refrain
Bought some flowers at the store
Told myself I wanted more
That's how I broke up with me
Now I'm a nut that's free
Refrain
Coca Cola came to town
Pepsi Cola shot him down
Dr. Pepper fixed him up
Now we all drink 7up
Refrain
7up caught the flu
Now we all drink Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew went to the shrink
Now we all drink from the sink
Refrain
Sarah Jenny & Veena: (clap wildly)
Jill: (bows and then goes back to trying to bring the candy)
Helios: (stands with mouth open and eye twitching)
Riku: that….was…the…most….annoying…pointless….crazy…. song…every…created
Jenny: Oh but you haven't heard The Llama Song yet
Riku & Helios: (become paler than before)
Sarah: What's worse is that is never ends, it keeps repeating over and over and over etc. until you stop it!
Riku & Helios: WE'RE OUTTA HERE! (run over to watch babybratz/teletubies with Sora rather than stay with those nutcases)
Veena: Oh well, they'll all come back eventually…..even thought I don't know how Sora will since he's tied to a chair, but SOMEHOW they all will come back!
Sarah: Hey, let's go help Jill with the candy!!
Jenny: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR LETS GO!
Jenny Sarah & Veena: (go off to find candy….and eat it)
