A Prank, for short

or

A Prank Pulled By Two Pranksters

Jill: Guess what!

Everyone else: What?

Jill: Disclaimer: I own absolutely no one in this story except me!

Everyone else: boring…

Jill: humph, you guys are mean. (goes and sulks in a corner while bouncing)

Riku: Why is she bouncing…?

Sarah: (is bouncing too) don't you remember?

Riku: Nooooo…..

Jenny: I love him and all be he's stupid. (is bouncing too)

Veena: wow.

Sarah: Stupid, don't you remember all the candy we had last chapter!

Riku: oooooh yeeeaaah. I forgot.

Heather: He's hot 'n' all but who he's stupid.

Jenny: HEY HE'S MINE!

Heather: Sheesh, Jen I know, that doesn't stop him from being hot.

Jenny: I know

Sarah: (is gagging in the back round)

Veena: Hey! Heather's here!

Heather: yeah, and guess what?

Sarah, Jenny, Veena, and Jill from the corner: What? (all grin)

Heather: I beat Kingdom Hearts II….AGAIN! (waves hands in the air)

Sarah, Jenny, Veena, and Jill from the corner: (simultaneously with Heather) You beat Kingdom Hearts II….AGAIN! (waves hands in the air)

Heather Sarah, Jenny, Veena, and Jill: (laugh hysterically)

Riku: (edges away)

Eric: Hey, where did Helios go?

Sarah: when did you get here?

Eric: just now, and you're avoiding the question.

Sarah: No I'm not!

Eric: Yes you are!

Sarah: Not!

Eric: Are!

Sarah: Not!

Eric: Are!

Sarah: Not!

Eric: Are!

Sarah: Monkey!

Eric: Kitty!

Sarah: Monkey!

Eric: Kitty!

Sarah: Monkey!

Eric: Kitty!

Jill: (yells from the corner) ARDVARK!

Sarah, Eric & Jill: (hysterically laugh)

Heather, Veena & Jenny: (laugh normally)

Riku: what the freakin' heck…

Sarah: inside pretzel joke.

Riku: Huh? Ya know what, never mind.

Everyone except Riku & Jill: (laugh)

Jill: (sneaks over to wear Sora is watching teletubies/babybratz/listening to the nut song)

Jill: (quietly unties Sora from the chair and whispers something in his ear)

Sora: (grins mischievously and nods and then sneaks off somewhere with Jill)

Veena: Hey! Sora and Jill are gone!

Jenny Heather and Sarah: WHAT!

Piece of paper: (flutters to the ground)

Sarah: (grabs paper and reads what it says) it's from Jill, it says JENNY! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! Jill

Jenny: (mumbles and blushes) yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

Eric: Weird message.

Sarah: I know (crumples and tosses paper behind her)

Crumpled up paper: (burns up in mid air)

Another piece of paper: (flutters down)

Veena: What now?

Heather: I dunno, let's find out.

Heather: (grabs paper)

Heather: All it says is "everyone, look up"

Everyone: (looks up)

Giant suspended in mid-air buckets of ice cold water: (flip over)

Ice cold water: (falls out)

Everyone: (gets soaked)

Sarah: AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Jenny: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Eric: (looks dumbstruck)

Veena: eep! I'm wet I'm cold I'm wet I'm cold I'm freezing!

Heather: WHAT THE HECK!

Riku: WHAT WAS THAT!

Sarah: EEEEEE! IM WET AND FREEZING COLD AND WET!!

Eric: So are the rest of us!

Jenny: OK, whoever did that is gonna DIE! DIE YA HEAR! DIE!

Jill and Sora: (walk back from wherever they had been)

Jill: Hey guys, I'm back.

Sora: (has on expression of puzzlement) Umm, why is every one soaking wet?

Jill: (has on expression of puzzlement too) Yeah, why ARE you guys wet?

Jenny: Why? …Why! WHY! BECAUSE – (gets cut off)

Riku: BECAUSE SOMEONE DUMPED BUCKETS OF ICE WATER ON OUR HEADS!

Sora: Oh, um, OK

Jill: Why would someone do that?

Jenny: I DON'T FREAKIN' KNOW!

Jill: oh, ok

Jenny: gggrrrrrrr….

Heather: Hey Sora, how'd you get out!

Sora: OH! That. Heh, Jill here helped me.

Everyone except Riku: (glares at Jill)

Jill: WHAT!

Sarah: why'd you do that!

Jill: You mean you don't know? (looks surprised and annoyed at the same time)

Sarah: Of course we don't know!

Jill: The whole lot of you are stupid, you would all know if you had gone on my profile and read the secret I posted there like I told all of you to.

Jenny: OOOOHHHH THAT ONE! (starts giggling)

Jill: sshhh Jen, don't tell 'em!

Jenny: Don't worry, I won't. I like to see them suffer.

Heather and Veena: What secret?

Jill: If you had been listening to me at lunch instead of ignoring me like you usually do then you would have gone on my profile and found out what I'm talking about.

Heather and Veena: Aw man!

Sarah: Darn! Please tell me!

Jill: Nope! you gotta visit my profile to find out! (grins)

Eric: (shrugs) aw well. I'll go look later.

Riku: you know we are still freezing cold and wet, and someone seems to have turn on the A/C as high as it can go in here.

Sora and Jill: (whistle innocently, and look anywhere but at the group)

Riku: (narrows eyes at Sora and Jill) Did you two happen to have anything to do with this?

Sora: yeah, about that…(nervously rubs back of head)

Jill: yeah, you see, we might have set up those buckets up there to dump ice water on you guys and then turned up the A/C full blast to turn you guys into ice cubes. Wadda ya gonna do?

Jenny and Heather: Why I outta…

Sarah: GET THEM!

Sora: uh, Jill

Jill: Yeah?

Sora: this might be a good time to run.

Jill: right behind you.

Sora and Jill: (sprint away laughing from the advancing mob)

Riku & Jenny: GET BACK HERE!

Sora and Jill: (still laughing, calls back over his shoulder) NO WAY!

Jenny: SCREW YOU! YOU TWO ARE GONNA DIE!

Sora and Jill: (ignore Jenny and continue running and laughing)

Angry mob: (chases after the two pranksters)

The two pranksters a.k.a. Sora and Jill: (keep running and laughing and evading the angry mob)

Josh, my orange mini pig, and Gofer, my cameo mini pig: And that's the end of our show!

Veena: (pauses in the middle of the chase) We had a show?

Josh and Gofer: Yup!

Veena: (shrugs and catches up to the mob)