Caught and...Payback?
or
Caught, Paid-back, Foiled & a PARTY!
Jill: Guess what!
Sora: What?
Jill: Someone's gotta do the disclaimer so as to avoid the lawyers with machine guns!
Sora: And if this is the case, why are you so happy?
Jill: I dunno, I guess I figured that if by staying positive our situation wouldn't seem too bad.
Sora Well, it's definitely not helping our situation.
Jill: Why, is it hurting our situation?
Sora: Yes.
Jill: But how!
Sora: Well lets just say I think its annoying them (nods his head towards angry mob) even more.
Jill: (sighs) Yeah I guess you're right. But what else could they do? We're already tied tightly together over a giant bucket of ice water with the A/C on full blast.
Sora: I don't wanna know...
Jill: Neither do I…
Jenny: SO LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!
Jill: Can they even hear us?
Sora: I don't think so.
Jill: Great.
Sora: Were you being sarc-
Jill: Yes and no.
Sora: And that me-
Jill: Which means I feel both ways about the situation…..or I don't know what I feel about the situation.
Sora: Could you stop cutting me o-
Jill: Yes.
Sora: grrr..
Jill: Heh, sorry
Sora: (sighs) S'alright
Jill: Okay.
Camera: (switches over to view angry mob)
Sarah: MUAHAHAHAHA! Now we can get our revenge!
Jenny: Vengeance will be MINE!
Veena: Finally some payback!
Heather: They are SO gonna pay!
Eric: Though I would normally just stand and watch and laugh at others misfortune, I have decided to join in the fun on this one!
Riku: So the score is like 245 to 1 now, right? Ha, I can imagine Sora's face when I tell him…
Emily: Hey guys! What's up?
Sarah: Oh HI Emily! We were just about to make Jill and Sora pay for a prank they pulled on all of us.
Emily: What did they do?
Jenny: They dumped ice water on us and turned up the A/C
Emily: oooooooh.
Heather: Yeah.
Emily: So wadda ya gonna do to get even?
Sarah: Well, first we tied them together with rope.
Emily: yeah...
Jenny: Then we hung them over a giant bucket of ice water.
Emily: uh huh...
Veena: and the rope they are on is controlled by this remote-thingy
Emily: gotcha...
Riku: and we turned up the A/C up full blast
Emily: ok...
Heather: and we're gonna drop them into the water
Emily: continue...
Eric: and then watch them turn into ice cubes while laughing and pointing.
Emily: Elaborate.
Sarah: Yup!
Emily: So when are you gonna drop them in?
Riku: in a minute.
Emily: Uh huh. And did you happen to notice they are getting out?
Heather Sarah Jenny: WHAT!
Eric: Veena! Push the button!
Veena: Okay. (finger moves toward button in slow-motion)
Meanwhile…
Sora: So how we gonna get outta this?
Jill: hmmmm….. Oh! I know I'll use my ever-present authoress/Jedi knight powers!
Sora: As long as it gets us outta this..
Jill: Don't worry it will. Sora, when I say now, grab the rope, ok?
Sora: Okay…
Jill: (closes eyes and concentrates)
Light saber: (flies into Jill's hand with out anyone noticing)
Jill: OK, get ready Sora.
Sora: Kay, I'm ready.
Jill: (uses light saber to cut the ropes) NOW!
Sora and Jill: (grab rope)
Camera: (switches to the mob)
Veena: (finger reaches the button)
Button: (gets pressed)
Camera: (switches to Sora and Jill)
Sora: Is it just me or are we falling?
Jill: Nope, we're falling, and the rope is falling with us.
Sora: Oh boy..
Jill: (looks at Sora)
Sora: (looks at Jill)
Sora and Jill: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera: (switches to the mob)
Jenny: Ahhh... music to my ears!
Sarah: OOO, HERE COME THE SPLASH!
Mob: (eagerly watch the falling duo)
Sora and Jill: (hit the water)
Water: SPLASH!
Mob: YAAAY!! (cheers)
Camera: (switches to Sora and Jill)
Sora: (surfaces) (looks for Jill) H-h-hey J-j-j-ill!! Where a-a-are y-y-you!
Jill: (surfaces behind Sora) BOO!(yells in Sora's ear)
Sora: AAAHHH!! (sinks under)
Jill: (laughs hysterically)
Sora: (resurfaces) HEY! That wasn't funny!
Jill: (is still laughing) Yes - laugh - it - giggle - was! (laughs uncontrollably)
Sora: Oh that's it, YOU"RE GOIN DOWN! (ducks under)
Jill: Oh boy, I'm in trouble now aren't I?
Sora: (surfaces quietly behind Jill) Yup!
Jill: (spins around in the water)
Sora: (dunks Jill) IN YOUR FACE! (starts laughing)
Jill: (resurfaces) Of course you know, this means WAR!
Jill and Sora: (precede to dunk, splash, etc. to each other)
Josh and Gofer: (appear) Jill does not own Bugs Bunny lines, nor anything else besides herself (disappear)
Camera: (switches to the mob)
Eric: What are they doing?!
Sarah: (incredulously) They're - They're – THER'RE HAVING FUN!
Jenny: I CANT BELIEVE IT OUR PLAN BACKFIRED! HOW COULD IT HAVE BACKFIRED! (stomps around tugging at her hair) HOW! VENGENCE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET!
Riku: God they're weird.
Heather: WHADDA WE DO NOW!
Jenny: I DON'T KNOW!
Veena: Pool party anyone?
Eric: When in Rome…
Sarah: LET THEM EAT CAKE! (laughs hysterically)
Veena: Fairly Odd Parents line
Riku: oh.
Emily: Well, wadda we waiting for!
Eric Sarah Heather and Veena: (shrug)
Riku: (just stands there)
Jenny: (is still fuming)
Heather: oh well, BANZAI! (jumps into pool)
Veena: WHOOHOO! (follows Heather)
Eric: Might as well… (jumps in)
Emily: YAY! (cannonballs into the pool) CANNON BALL!
Sarah: Here goes nothing! (jumps in while holding her nose)
Riku: Coming Jen?
Jenny: (nods her head, unable to speak)
Riku: (jumps into pool)
Jenny: (follows Riku)
Everyone: (has fun at the pool party/ water war) (even though the water is cold & the A/C is on…)
