Caught and...Payback?

or

Caught, Paid-back, Foiled & a PARTY!

Jill: Guess what!

Sora: What?

Jill: Someone's gotta do the disclaimer so as to avoid the lawyers with machine guns!

Sora: And if this is the case, why are you so happy?

Jill: I dunno, I guess I figured that if by staying positive our situation wouldn't seem too bad.

Sora Well, it's definitely not helping our situation.

Jill: Why, is it hurting our situation?

Sora: Yes.

Jill: But how!

Sora: Well lets just say I think its annoying them (nods his head towards angry mob) even more.

Jill: (sighs) Yeah I guess you're right. But what else could they do? We're already tied tightly together over a giant bucket of ice water with the A/C on full blast.

Sora: I don't wanna know...

Jill: Neither do I…

Jenny: SO LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!

Jill: Can they even hear us?

Sora: I don't think so.

Jill: Great.

Sora: Were you being sarc-

Jill: Yes and no.

Sora: And that me-

Jill: Which means I feel both ways about the situation…..or I don't know what I feel about the situation.

Sora: Could you stop cutting me o-

Jill: Yes.

Sora: grrr..

Jill: Heh, sorry

Sora: (sighs) S'alright

Jill: Okay.

Camera: (switches over to view angry mob)

Sarah: MUAHAHAHAHA! Now we can get our revenge!

Jenny: Vengeance will be MINE!

Veena: Finally some payback!

Heather: They are SO gonna pay!

Eric: Though I would normally just stand and watch and laugh at others misfortune, I have decided to join in the fun on this one!

Riku: So the score is like 245 to 1 now, right? Ha, I can imagine Sora's face when I tell him…

Emily: Hey guys! What's up?

Sarah: Oh HI Emily! We were just about to make Jill and Sora pay for a prank they pulled on all of us.

Emily: What did they do?

Jenny: They dumped ice water on us and turned up the A/C

Emily: oooooooh.

Heather: Yeah.

Emily: So wadda ya gonna do to get even?

Sarah: Well, first we tied them together with rope.

Emily: yeah...

Jenny: Then we hung them over a giant bucket of ice water.

Emily: uh huh...

Veena: and the rope they are on is controlled by this remote-thingy

Emily: gotcha...

Riku: and we turned up the A/C up full blast

Emily: ok...

Heather: and we're gonna drop them into the water

Emily: continue...

Eric: and then watch them turn into ice cubes while laughing and pointing.

Emily: Elaborate.

Sarah: Yup!

Emily: So when are you gonna drop them in?

Riku: in a minute.

Emily: Uh huh. And did you happen to notice they are getting out?

Heather Sarah Jenny: WHAT!

Eric: Veena! Push the button!

Veena: Okay. (finger moves toward button in slow-motion)

Meanwhile…

Sora: So how we gonna get outta this?

Jill: hmmmm….. Oh! I know I'll use my ever-present authoress/Jedi knight powers!

Sora: As long as it gets us outta this..

Jill: Don't worry it will. Sora, when I say now, grab the rope, ok?

Sora: Okay…

Jill: (closes eyes and concentrates)

Light saber: (flies into Jill's hand with out anyone noticing)

Jill: OK, get ready Sora.

Sora: Kay, I'm ready.

Jill: (uses light saber to cut the ropes) NOW!

Sora and Jill: (grab rope)

Camera: (switches to the mob)

Veena: (finger reaches the button)

Button: (gets pressed)

Camera: (switches to Sora and Jill)

Sora: Is it just me or are we falling?

Jill: Nope, we're falling, and the rope is falling with us.

Sora: Oh boy..

Jill: (looks at Sora)

Sora: (looks at Jill)

Sora and Jill: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camera: (switches to the mob)

Jenny: Ahhh... music to my ears!

Sarah: OOO, HERE COME THE SPLASH!

Mob: (eagerly watch the falling duo)

Sora and Jill: (hit the water)

Water: SPLASH!

Mob: YAAAY!! (cheers)

Camera: (switches to Sora and Jill)

Sora: (surfaces) (looks for Jill) H-h-hey J-j-j-ill!! Where a-a-are y-y-you!

Jill: (surfaces behind Sora) BOO!(yells in Sora's ear)

Sora: AAAHHH!! (sinks under)

Jill: (laughs hysterically)

Sora: (resurfaces) HEY! That wasn't funny!

Jill: (is still laughing) Yes - laugh - it - giggle - was! (laughs uncontrollably)

Sora: Oh that's it, YOU"RE GOIN DOWN! (ducks under)

Jill: Oh boy, I'm in trouble now aren't I?

Sora: (surfaces quietly behind Jill) Yup!

Jill: (spins around in the water)

Sora: (dunks Jill) IN YOUR FACE! (starts laughing)

Jill: (resurfaces) Of course you know, this means WAR!

Jill and Sora: (precede to dunk, splash, etc. to each other)

Josh and Gofer: (appear) Jill does not own Bugs Bunny lines, nor anything else besides herself (disappear)

Camera: (switches to the mob)

Eric: What are they doing?!

Sarah: (incredulously) They're - They're – THER'RE HAVING FUN!

Jenny: I CANT BELIEVE IT OUR PLAN BACKFIRED! HOW COULD IT HAVE BACKFIRED! (stomps around tugging at her hair) HOW! VENGENCE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET!

Riku: God they're weird.

Heather: WHADDA WE DO NOW!

Jenny: I DON'T KNOW!

Veena: Pool party anyone?

Eric: When in Rome…

Sarah: LET THEM EAT CAKE! (laughs hysterically)

Veena: Fairly Odd Parents line

Riku: oh.

Emily: Well, wadda we waiting for!

Eric Sarah Heather and Veena: (shrug)

Riku: (just stands there)

Jenny: (is still fuming)

Heather: oh well, BANZAI! (jumps into pool)

Veena: WHOOHOO! (follows Heather)

Eric: Might as well… (jumps in)

Emily: YAY! (cannonballs into the pool) CANNON BALL!

Sarah: Here goes nothing! (jumps in while holding her nose)

Riku: Coming Jen?

Jenny: (nods her head, unable to speak)

Riku: (jumps into pool)

Jenny: (follows Riku)

Everyone: (has fun at the pool party/ water war) (even though the water is cold & the A/C is on…)