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Jill: Heehee!

Eric: What's so funny?

Jill: oh nothing…

Jenny: Come on spill it!

Jill: maybe I don't wanna.

Sarah: But WE wanna know!

Jill: tough, I'm not gonna tell you.

Heather: Well, I'm gonna throw this farm-corrupted apple at you if you don't tell us what's so funny!

Jill: Nope… (giggle)

Heather: (throws farm-corrupted apple at Jill)

Farm-corrupted apple: (gets thrown)

Jill: (ducks under farm-corrupted apple)

Farm-corrupted apple: (flies over Jill's head and hits Emily)

Emily: Owie! That hurt!

Heather: OH! Sorry Emily! I was aiming for Jill, but she just HAD to duck.

Jill: heh, ever since you threw that meatball at me during the little party-thingy you had and started the food fight outside in your yard that night I am aware of your food-flinging tendencies and I have learned how to avoid them.

Heather: no fair!

Sarah: that was a fun night (smiles while reminiscing)

Jenny Veena Heather Jill: yeah… (smile while remembering that night)

Emily & Eric: We feel left 'cause we weren't there

Emily: or was I?

Jill: I can't seem to remember who else was there…oh well.

Sarah: it was still fun…Oh! Oh! Remember when Jenny found the tree! Twice!

Jenny: That hurt…

Sarah Jenny Heather Jill Veena: (laugh at the memory)

Eric & Emily (?): (laugh at the image)

Jenny: And what about when Heather stuck ice cubes down the back of your shirt Jill!

Veena: Yea and you slid under the table to prevent any more from going down your back!

Jill: I remember that! It was really cold…

Sarah: well duh! It was ice!

Jill: OH! And remember Jen, when you peeked in through the crack in the back of the fort-thingy and said "Hey guys, What's up?" and Heather said "The sky." And then you glanced upward then looked back at us and said "Really?" Oh God that was funny! (dissolves into a laughing fit)

Sarah Jenny Heather Eric Emily Veena: (dissolve into laughing fits too)

(A/N the food fight event we are talking about really did happen! I'm not making any of these memories up!)

Jill: Ahhh…my first official food fight. Good times, good times.

Veena: Soooo, are you ever gonna tell us what was so funny at the beginning of this chapter?

Jill: Nope! (grins evilly)

Eric: Whatever happened to Sora, Riku and Helios?

Sarah: Wow that was random.

Jenny: I agree, totally off topic

Veena: stiillll he does have a point.

Jenny: WHAT THE FREAKIN' HECK DID YOU DO TO MY RIKU!

Jill: Sheesh Jen, don't be a Drama Queen. They're fine. Sora and Riku are just currently suffering from colds 'cause we were in ice water in an air conditioned room for about 4 hours

Veena: But then why didn't we get colds?

Jill: 'cause we're special and didn't get colds.

Eric: But what about Helios?

Jill: I kicked him out after the first chapter 'cause I got bored of him, so it's just us and Sora and Riku for now!

Eric: ummmm oookaaayyy…

Jenny: What did you do to my OC!

Jill: nothing, I just booted him back to his own story

Jenny: oh…

Jill: Who votes we sing another song here, I'm in a singing mood.

Sarah: but what are we gonna sing?

Jill: I have an idea (smirks evilly)

Sarah: Oh? And what's that?

Jill: (whispers something in Sarah's ear while still smirking)

Sarah: (smirks evilly too)

Jenny: Ok, seeing as they are smirking evilly and whispering with each other it's a song we don't like.

Heather: Looks like it

Emily: So whadda we do?

Veena: We could just walk quietly away and hope no one sees us in this incredibly blank space

Eric: (raises eyebrow)

Veena: Or we could run screaming around like chickens and bump into each other and then land painfully on our butts and then—mph!(gets (Jenny's) hand clamped over mouth)

Jenny: Ok, Veena that's enough rambling for now (removes hand from Veena's mouth)

Jill: You do realize that there is nowhere to run to?

Emily: Yes.

Heather: that's why we haven't left yet

Sarah: oh well, we are gonna sing the song no matter what and you can't do anything to stop us so there! (sticks tongue out at others)

Eric: Just get on with it.

Jill: Oh fine!

Sarah: this song is to be sung to the tune of Barbie Girl by Aqua, but I changed the words and the title and stuff, so its partly my creation so NO STEALING! Or borrowing without permission!

Jill: Yeah!

Sarah: ok here it is, Harry's Girl, by Aqua/Sarah, performed by Sarah and Jill

Harry's Girl

I am Harry's girl!

In the wizards world-

He is fantastic,

And my rings not plastic!

He can't brush his hair,

But I don't care!

Disapperation can take him to my station!

Death Eaters you are,

Can't keep my love afar…

He'll come to get me,

And you will regret, see!

(lower voice (Harry))

Come on Ginny,

Let's go, Ginny!

(normal voice (Ginny))

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

(lower voice (Harry))

Come on Ginny,

Let's go, Ginny!

(normal voice (Ginny))

Death Eaters,

You'll pay now!

Bye Bye!

Sarah & Jill: (bow)

Riku: Who the hell was that all abo-

Sarah: If you value your life you won't finish that sentence.

Riku: (gulps)

Jenny: AUGH! IT BURNS!

Jill: shut up or I won't tell you what was so funny

Jenny: Shutting up now!

Jill: oops…

Eric: come on, tell us already!

Emily: Ya! I wanna know!

Jill: ummm….

Sarah: Don't make us get the bazookas out here!

Jill: What?! NO!

Heather: Then tell us already!

Jill: um… ya know it's not really funny anymore…

Veena: You're just making up excuses!

Jill: No I'm not!!

Jenny: If your not then tell us!

Jill: oh fine…

Everyone (except Riku): YAY!

Jill: Okay here goes: See, when I first started writing this chapter I was having this bizarre case of writers block so this chapter was originally gonna be sorta like a preview of what the next chapter is gonna be. But then as I started writing, my writers block went away and I got lots of ideas so it stopped being a preview chapter. And I was laughing 'cause I would be teasing everyone of what is gonna happen in the next chapter, but without giving all the details. Wow that was long.

Everyone: (stares)

Jill: Sorry Veena, I'm copying this from your story: AAAAAAAAHHHH! THE STARES! THEY BURN!

Jenny: That was lame.

Jill: I told you it wasn't funny anymore!

Veena: No you didn't!

Jill: Yes I did!

Veena: You did?

Jill: Yes.

Veena: Really?

Jill: Yes.

Veena: Oh.

Heather: Yea, Veena, if you can't remember what happened maybe you should scroll up and reread it.

Veena: Okay! (scrolls up and rereads) Okay, now I remember!

Sarah: Good.

Jenny: Didn't you say you were gonna bring Brandon in this chapter?

Sora: Who's Brandon?

Riku: Do we know him?

Jill: No, he's one of our friends.

Riku: THERE'S MORE OF YOU INSANE PEOPLE?!

Sora: Calm down Riku, I think it's fun hanging out with these guys.

Emily: Thank you Sora.

Riku: But Sora! Didn't you realize none of them tried to deny that they are insane?

Jenny: Why would we deny something that's true?

Riku: See!

Sora: Lighten up Riku. It's not like they're psychos who are trying to kill us or something.

Riku: I wouldn't be too sure of that…

Sarah: HEY! I resent that!

Heather: Just for that we may just have to turn into psychos who are after you!

Riku: Oh great!

Sora: See Riku! You are just gonna make it worse for your self.

Riku: Why are you so happy?

Sora: 'cause I'm not the one they're after.

Riku: I hate you.

Sora: I know! (grins)

Riku: (runs away)

Everyone else (besides Sora): (chases Riku with assorted bazookas and other weapons of mass destruction, with the occasional pitchfork and torch)

Sora: hey, this is the second angry mob so far! I wonder if that's a good thing….

Josh and Gofer: (appear) No, it most definitely is probably not a good thing.

Sora: Hey! I actually understood that! I think…

Josh and Gofer: Most no one can understand it, so your not alone.

Sora: That's good. Ya know this is the longest chapter yet.

Josh and Gofer: Yup! Just over four pages in Microsoft Word.

Sora: Cool!

Josh and Gofer: We have the disclaimer! And it is: KHObsessed/Jill does not own Microsoft Word, Kingdom Hearts, her friends, or Looney Tunes.

Sora: Why Looney Tunes?

Josh and Gofer: Wait for it…Now!

Porky Pig: (appears) Th-th-th-That's All Folks!

Sora: Ooooohhhh.