Chapter 5: Exceeding the fire limit is not a good thing!
Jill: Hi everyone! What's up?
Heather: The ceiling.
Jenny: Wow, really? (Looks up)
Everyone: (stares)
Sarah: Umm…for the sake of every one, let's all pretend that never happened.
Everyone: (nods in agreement)
Eric: So, um, what are we doing today?
Jill: Well, I was planning on introducing a few new characters.
Riku: There's…more of you people?! Here?!
Jill: Well, not yet. But, yes.
Riku: Remind me why I'm here again?
Emily: 'Cause if you weren't, your girlfriend over there (points at Jenny) would…well, let's just say she wouldn't be happy. And that we would suffer for it.
Riku: Oh…
Veena: So, who's coming here?
Jill: Well… I was thinking about changing around the rules and stuff of this place, maybe.
Jenny: Like what…
Jill: Um, well, don't hurt me, but I was thinking about taking out some of the OC people, since there is a lot.
OC people: WHAT?!?
Jill: Not permanently! Just, have fewer characters in each chapter! So I can add more KH characters. And maybe even some from other shows! Cough cough Danny Phantom cough Psych cough Harry Potter cough.
Sarah: I'll agree to that! As long as I'm here for, ahem, certain shows… (Wink wink)
Sora: What about me and Riku?
Heather: Nothing.
Sora: What?
Heather: Nothing. Nothing will happen to you to. You guys are what classifies this as a KH story.
Sora: Oh.
Riku: You mean to say you didn't know that? I knew that from the beginning!
Sora: Oh yeah? I'll bet you just found that out too!
Riku: Nope!
Sora: Yeah! Did to!
Riku: Did not!
(Riku and Sora continue to bicker)
Everyone else: Wow, so pathetic.
Veena: You do realize, that means we're pathetic too?
Sarah: Does not!
Eric: Does too!
Sarah: Not!
Eric: Too!
(Sarah and Eric continue to bicker)
Jenny: Hmmm…wonder when they'll realize they just proved Veena's point…
Veena: I'll give them a week.
Heather: I'll give 'em eleven minutes.
Jill: Um, since when were we re-enacting Spongebob Squarepants episodes?
Jenny: I have no idea…
Sarah: (stops bickering) we were re-enacting Spongebob episodes? (Goes back to bickering with Eric)
Emily: Wow.
Everyone else who isn't bickering: Definitely.
Jill: So anyway, I'll introduce the new characters who will be joining us for at least the rest of this chapter.
Everyone: YAY! (Claps)
Jill: Now, without further ado, I welcome: Brandon!
(Brandon walks in)
Veena: Wait, where'd he come from?!? There's no door! This is just a white empty space!
Heather: Nobody knows…
Jenny: Very ominous.
Heather: Thank you.
Brandon: What's going on here?
Sarah: For those who don't know, Brandon is our resident emo kid!
Brandon: Hey!
Jenny: YAY! Emo kid! (Starts singing emo kid song)
Jill: Ahem. Can I introduce the next person before he burns me to a crisp?
Eric: Maybe. Maybe we want to see you burned to crisp.
Jill: Thanks, you're so supportive of my dilemma. Anyways, as many of you have probably already guessed, let's welcome Axel!
(Axel walks in)
Axel: It's about time; emo kid over there is not a good conversation companion.
Brandon: I am not an emo kid!!
Axel: I wasn't talking about you.
Everyone except Jill: (Looks at Axel strangely)
Axel: What?!
Jill: (says angrily) Axel, you idiot, you practically ruined it! I wasn't planning on bringing him in 'till at least next chapter!
Axel: Who?
Jill: (smacks forehead-hard) Honestly, you have got to be the dumbest smart person I have ever met.
Eric: I thought I was!!
Riku: Eric that's not something to be proud of.
Jenny: Wait a minute...
Jenny, Sarah, Veena, Heather, and Emily: (looks of understanding cross faces) IT'S SEXY ZEXY! WHOO!!!!
Eric, Brandon, Axel, Riku, Sora: (sweatdrops)
Jill: (smirks) well, since I will not survive this encounter if I don't bring him in, give a warm welcome to: ZEXION!
(Zexion walks in)
Jenny, Sarah, Veena, Heather, and Emily (and other random fangirls): (squeal)
Random fangirls: (swoon and melt into puddles of fangirlish goop)
Zexion: That gets very annoying.
Jenny: Well that's your fault for being so darn sexy.
Sora, Riku, and Axel: That is beyond creepy.
Brandon: Tell me about it. One of my nicknames is Zexion.
Sora: Who calls you that?
Brandon: Most of the girls in this room.
All guys: (shudder)
Axel: Wait, so if they call you Zexion, is anyone called Axel?
Emily: Wow, you are so full of yourself.
Veena: Ego, much?
Jenny: Yeah, They call me Axel, even though most of us are pyromaniacs.
Axel: (scoots away from Jenny) (asks the ceiling) Why me?
Zexion: Is there anyone else who is named after the guys in the Organization?
Jill: Yeah, I'm Roxas.
Emily: And I'm Demyx!
(Demyx walks in)
Demyx: I thought I was Demyx!!
Emily: (squeals)
Jill: Demyx!!! You weren't supposed to come in until next chapter!!!
Demyx: But neither was Zexion, and you let him in!! (Eyes start watering)
Jill: Ah! Please don't! That's almost equivalent to the puppy dog pout! You can stay! You can stay!
Demyx and Emily: YAY!
Sarah: By any chance…can we bring in Orion? Or Harry? Or Danny? Or Shawn?! PLEASE BRING IN SHAWN!!!
Jill: I can't. We've already exceeded the fire limit for this room.
Veena: But it's a white space. A very large white space.
Sora: Besides, if there is any fire, we can just blame it on Axel!
Axel: Hey! What if it wasn't me!?
Eric: We'll blame it on you anyway.
Axel: Grrr…
Brandon: Besides, don't we have Demyx to put it out?
Riku: Good point.
Jill: We still exceed the fire limit, and if we bring in anymore right now than this show will be booted off the air.
Jenny: We're not on the air.
Jill: How do you know what's outside these white walls??
Veena: IT'S A SPACE! THERE ARE NO WALLS! Speaking of which, there really shouldn't be a floor either…
Heather: Why do I have a feeling we're all going to pull a Looney Toons?
KH characters: What?
Sarah: Whatever you do,
Jill: Don't look down.
Everyone: (simultaneously looks down)
Zexion: Well this sucks.
Everyone: (starts freefalling down an endless white abyss) AAAAAAHHHHH!
