Chapter 5: Exceeding the fire limit is not a good thing!

Jill: Hi everyone! What's up?

Heather: The ceiling.

Jenny: Wow, really? (Looks up)

Everyone: (stares)

Sarah: Umm…for the sake of every one, let's all pretend that never happened.

Everyone: (nods in agreement)

Eric: So, um, what are we doing today?

Jill: Well, I was planning on introducing a few new characters.

Riku: There's…more of you people?! Here?!

Jill: Well, not yet. But, yes.

Riku: Remind me why I'm here again?

Emily: 'Cause if you weren't, your girlfriend over there (points at Jenny) would…well, let's just say she wouldn't be happy. And that we would suffer for it.

Riku: Oh…

Veena: So, who's coming here?

Jill: Well… I was thinking about changing around the rules and stuff of this place, maybe.

Jenny: Like what…

Jill: Um, well, don't hurt me, but I was thinking about taking out some of the OC people, since there is a lot.

OC people: WHAT?!?

Jill: Not permanently! Just, have fewer characters in each chapter! So I can add more KH characters. And maybe even some from other shows! Cough cough Danny Phantom cough Psych cough Harry Potter cough.

Sarah: I'll agree to that! As long as I'm here for, ahem, certain shows… (Wink wink)

Sora: What about me and Riku?

Heather: Nothing.

Sora: What?

Heather: Nothing. Nothing will happen to you to. You guys are what classifies this as a KH story.

Sora: Oh.

Riku: You mean to say you didn't know that? I knew that from the beginning!

Sora: Oh yeah? I'll bet you just found that out too!

Riku: Nope!

Sora: Yeah! Did to!

Riku: Did not!

(Riku and Sora continue to bicker)

Everyone else: Wow, so pathetic.

Veena: You do realize, that means we're pathetic too?

Sarah: Does not!

Eric: Does too!

Sarah: Not!

Eric: Too!

(Sarah and Eric continue to bicker)

Jenny: Hmmm…wonder when they'll realize they just proved Veena's point…

Veena: I'll give them a week.

Heather: I'll give 'em eleven minutes.

Jill: Um, since when were we re-enacting Spongebob Squarepants episodes?

Jenny: I have no idea…

Sarah: (stops bickering) we were re-enacting Spongebob episodes? (Goes back to bickering with Eric)

Emily: Wow.

Everyone else who isn't bickering: Definitely.

Jill: So anyway, I'll introduce the new characters who will be joining us for at least the rest of this chapter.

Everyone: YAY! (Claps)

Jill: Now, without further ado, I welcome: Brandon!

(Brandon walks in)

Veena: Wait, where'd he come from?!? There's no door! This is just a white empty space!

Heather: Nobody knows…

Jenny: Very ominous.

Heather: Thank you.

Brandon: What's going on here?

Sarah: For those who don't know, Brandon is our resident emo kid!

Brandon: Hey!

Jenny: YAY! Emo kid! (Starts singing emo kid song)

Jill: Ahem. Can I introduce the next person before he burns me to a crisp?

Eric: Maybe. Maybe we want to see you burned to crisp.

Jill: Thanks, you're so supportive of my dilemma. Anyways, as many of you have probably already guessed, let's welcome Axel!

(Axel walks in)

Axel: It's about time; emo kid over there is not a good conversation companion.

Brandon: I am not an emo kid!!

Axel: I wasn't talking about you.

Everyone except Jill: (Looks at Axel strangely)

Axel: What?!

Jill: (says angrily) Axel, you idiot, you practically ruined it! I wasn't planning on bringing him in 'till at least next chapter!

Axel: Who?

Jill: (smacks forehead-hard) Honestly, you have got to be the dumbest smart person I have ever met.

Eric: I thought I was!!

Riku: Eric that's not something to be proud of.

Jenny: Wait a minute...

Jenny, Sarah, Veena, Heather, and Emily: (looks of understanding cross faces) IT'S SEXY ZEXY! WHOO!!!!

Eric, Brandon, Axel, Riku, Sora: (sweatdrops)

Jill: (smirks) well, since I will not survive this encounter if I don't bring him in, give a warm welcome to: ZEXION!

(Zexion walks in)

Jenny, Sarah, Veena, Heather, and Emily (and other random fangirls): (squeal)

Random fangirls: (swoon and melt into puddles of fangirlish goop)

Zexion: That gets very annoying.

Jenny: Well that's your fault for being so darn sexy.

Sora, Riku, and Axel: That is beyond creepy.

Brandon: Tell me about it. One of my nicknames is Zexion.

Sora: Who calls you that?

Brandon: Most of the girls in this room.

All guys: (shudder)

Axel: Wait, so if they call you Zexion, is anyone called Axel?

Emily: Wow, you are so full of yourself.

Veena: Ego, much?

Jenny: Yeah, They call me Axel, even though most of us are pyromaniacs.

Axel: (scoots away from Jenny) (asks the ceiling) Why me?

Zexion: Is there anyone else who is named after the guys in the Organization?

Jill: Yeah, I'm Roxas.

Emily: And I'm Demyx!

(Demyx walks in)

Demyx: I thought I was Demyx!!

Emily: (squeals)

Jill: Demyx!!! You weren't supposed to come in until next chapter!!!

Demyx: But neither was Zexion, and you let him in!! (Eyes start watering)

Jill: Ah! Please don't! That's almost equivalent to the puppy dog pout! You can stay! You can stay!

Demyx and Emily: YAY!

Sarah: By any chance…can we bring in Orion? Or Harry? Or Danny? Or Shawn?! PLEASE BRING IN SHAWN!!!

Jill: I can't. We've already exceeded the fire limit for this room.

Veena: But it's a white space. A very large white space.

Sora: Besides, if there is any fire, we can just blame it on Axel!

Axel: Hey! What if it wasn't me!?

Eric: We'll blame it on you anyway.

Axel: Grrr…

Brandon: Besides, don't we have Demyx to put it out?

Riku: Good point.

Jill: We still exceed the fire limit, and if we bring in anymore right now than this show will be booted off the air.

Jenny: We're not on the air.

Jill: How do you know what's outside these white walls??

Veena: IT'S A SPACE! THERE ARE NO WALLS! Speaking of which, there really shouldn't be a floor either…

Heather: Why do I have a feeling we're all going to pull a Looney Toons?

KH characters: What?

Sarah: Whatever you do,

Jill: Don't look down.

Everyone: (simultaneously looks down)

Zexion: Well this sucks.

Everyone: (starts freefalling down an endless white abyss) AAAAAAHHHHH!